im a loser 100% but happy

im a loser 100% but happy

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Norman

Yorktown, VA

#1 May 9, 2013
ok, call me loser. I am 56 and live with mother. Mother and I go to bingo every Monday.I get a check cuse I am not able to work, I have anxiety.I watch TV till 2 or 3 am and get up when I feel like it. I drive mothers car to the mall,Citgo,and then to the free park.Mother an I am going on a bus trip to Atlantic City when my check comes June 5th.I am a virgin and need no woman.A mother is a mans best friend.
Norman

“Maiden of Mayhem”

Since: May 08

OMFUG

#2 May 9, 2013
I am the Lizard King.

I win.
Tex

Fort Worth, TX

#3 May 9, 2013
Norman wrote:
ok, call me loser. I am 56 and live with mother. Mother and I go to bingo every Monday.I get a check cuse I am not able to work, I have anxiety.I watch TV till 2 or 3 am and get up when I feel like it. I drive mothers car to the mall,Citgo,and then to the free park.Mother an I am going on a bus trip to Atlantic City when my check comes June 5th.I am a virgin and need no woman.A mother is a mans best friend.
Norman
Your match is African shadow
Oshawa

Huntington, NY

#6 May 9, 2013
Norman, do you live in Edmonton?
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#7 May 9, 2013
Norman , you appear a tad psycho..
Krypteia

Belfast, UK

#8 May 9, 2013
I'm such a loser,if I stuck my head in a bucket full of tits I'd still come out sucking my thumb..

“Dancin' in the Rain”

Level 4

Since: Apr 13

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#9 May 9, 2013
Norman wrote:
ok, call me loser. I am 56 and live with mother. Mother and I go to bingo every Monday.I get a check cuse I am not able to work, I have anxiety.I watch TV till 2 or 3 am and get up when I feel like it. I drive mothers car to the mall,Citgo,and then to the free park.Mother an I am going on a bus trip to Atlantic City when my check comes June 5th.I am a virgin and need no woman.A mother is a mans best friend.
Norman


I'm a loser baby
so why don't you kill me?

Beck
The Paisan

Huntington, NY

#10 May 10, 2013
Krypteia wrote:
I'm such a loser,if I stuck my head in a bucket full of tits I'd still come out sucking my thumb..
So would I, if they were man-teets.
;-)

“Colleges Search Engine ”

Level 8

Since: Mar 12

www.schoolanduniversity.com

#11 May 10, 2013
It doesn't matter whether you are virgin or not but Matter is you are child of God and do what God likes.
Norman

Yorktown, VA

#12 May 11, 2013
Many of you are not very tolerant. Mother is up in age and I will be 57 next month.We share the same house and will have my birthday party together.So make fun of us.Mother always said there would be bad people like you people and to not get angry cause when I get angry I sometimes go to the kithchen and grab steak knives.I take medication so I wont do that.
Krypteia

Belfast, UK

#13 May 11, 2013
Norman wrote:
Many of you are not very tolerant. Mother is up in age and I will be 57 next month.We share the same house and will have my birthday party together.So make fun of us.Mother always said there would be bad people like you people and to not get angry cause when I get angry I sometimes go to the kithchen and grab steak knives.I take medication so I wont do that.
Do you own a motel?

“So it's not you, It's them?”

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Since: Jun 11

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#14 May 11, 2013
reebie wrote:
Norman , you appear a tad psycho..
Let's not rush to judgment here, Reebs! We might all want to party with Norman and his Mother! Okay, I'm just yanking your chain. LOL Happy upcoming Birthday, Norman. Wish you the very best with that virginity! In your defense, I'd be well beyond "anxious" at the age of 57!

Since: Jun 12

Location hidden

#15 May 11, 2013
...and do you sing in the shower?

Since: Apr 13

Scappoose, Oregon USA

#16 May 11, 2013
Norman wrote:
ok, call me loser. I am 56 and live with mother. Mother and I go to bingo every Monday.I get a check cuse I am not able to work, I have anxiety.I watch TV till 2 or 3 am and get up when I feel like it. I drive mothers car to the mall,Citgo,and then to the free park.Mother an I am going on a bus trip to Atlantic City when my check comes June 5th.I am a virgin and need no woman.A mother is a mans best friend.Norman
Well if I had the label you I wouldn't call you 'loser' as much as I would a mama's boy, but hey if you're happy than how bigger loser can you be! I'd say if people put you down, screw them. If you're happy with you that it doesn't matter what other people think or what they call you (even if lots of people are actually rude enough to do it). Live your life the way you want to, that's what I do and I catch flack for it sometimes from people who think bad about how I choose to be. Like I said, screw them.
Norman

Yorktown, VA

#17 May 11, 2013
Jenji wrote:
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Well if I had the label you I wouldn't call you 'loser' as much as I would a mama's boy, but hey if you're happy than how bigger loser can you be! I'd say if people put you down, screw them. If you're happy with you that it doesn't matter what other people think or what they call you (even if lots of people are actually rude enough to do it). Live your life the way you want to, that's what I do and I catch flack for it sometimes from people who think bad about how I choose to be. Like I said, screw them.
Thank you Jenji because these people were getting me angry and you helped me be happy so I wont now have to find them. Mother just asked me to clean the home and I have to get off the computer now.
Norman
Level 7

Since: Apr 08

Location hidden

#18 May 11, 2013
Chilli J wrote:
<quoted text>
Let's not rush to judgment here, Reebs! We might all want to party with Norman and his Mother! Okay, I'm just yanking your chain. LOL Happy upcoming Birthday, Norman. Wish you the very best with that virginity! In your defense, I'd be well beyond "anxious" at the age of 57!
Im sorry , you might be right... I stand corrected.. but no matter what you say , I AM NOT..!! REPEAT AM NOT!! Taking a shower at Normans house...!
justy sayin....

:)
Taylor

Hampton, VA

#19 May 14, 2013
Norman wrote:
<quoted text>Thank you Jenji because these people were getting me angry and you helped me be happy so I wont now have to find them. Mother just asked me to clean the home and I have to get off the computer now.
Norman
you are a stupid reeee-tard Norman so get angry. Stab your mother on bingo night.

AIias - Trish
Level 5

Since: Mar 13

Location hidden

#20 May 14, 2013
I wonder if losers are happier?

I think I would have been happier had I been born more simple. I know, I know ... some think I am. Hahaha

I like Jenji perspective. Very wise for such a young lil' one.:)

“If you're happy & you know it”

Level 7

Since: Feb 13

clap your hands!

#21 May 14, 2013
Whatever floats your boat I suppose....

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