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Just when he thought it was safe to come out of the couch, she sat on him.
That guy is either really crazy, or really stupid.
Jun 23, 2008
New York man accused of hiding in woman's couch
NEWBURGH, N.Y. (AP) -- Police say a New York man cut a hole in a woman's couch and hid in the carved-out space until she came home.
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To bad she didn't have a really big dog that liked to sleep on the sofa ....like a great dane or roti or newfoundland....or something....with just a little attitude....lol....
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Now why haven't I ever thought of that......
Is this the same guy that was found naked in the portable toilet a few weeks ago? |
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Nope, it's the guy who put pubes in someone's steak. Guess he was hunting for some more to add to the menu! |
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“I can see you watching us” Joined: Feb 23, 2008 Comments: 2316 Old Mesilla/New Las Cruces ISP: Las Cruces, NM |
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2 I thought it said he hid in her cooch. My bad. |
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“No pesky fish” Joined: Jun 12, 2008 Comments: 484 |
Maybe he's related to that woman in Japan who hid in the guy's closet for a year.
This guy just wasn't as careful |
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Strange thing men do when in love, after all it was his apartment, and she had the TRO. Mind you I do have to laugh at this guy's choices in women. This had to be a real NY broad, especially if you can fit in his/her former couch.
Imagine being that desperate to avoid the streets, you are willing to cut a hole in your own couch for somewhere to stay. There has to be some romantic humor in this, somewhere ! Must be a NY thing, after all it is true about the couches, some are bigger than the apartments. |
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The guy's lucky she didn't have Tom Cruise come home and test out the couch, first.
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Joined: Jun 18, 2008 Comments: 51 |
Gives a new meaning to Couch Potato.
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“PA snow can't freeze my <3” Joined: May 27, 2008 Comments: 6072 D-town ISP: Pittsburgh, PA |
I am guessing that he was either an Oompa Lumpa or....the amazing Yen; the Chinese contortionist guy from Ocean's Eleven, Twelve, & Thirteen movies.(he could fit inside a safe...& a food cart)
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Joined: May 4, 2008 Comments: 4069 Hot-lanta :) ISP: Lilburn, GA |
was it a 'sleeper' sofa?
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No. It was a "Crazy boy" sofa.... |
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very bizzare story |
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Couch or cooch? What was he trying to hide in?
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That would have to be a very large cooch. They say you can't go back... |
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“Mean Machine in Red & Black” Joined: Mar 13, 2008 Comments: 6573 Meat is Tasty Murder ISP: Atlanta, GA |
Was she a giant... or was he a midget?
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That would work! |
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“De Oppresso Liber” Joined: May 15, 2008 Comments: 1917 |
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1 That would make a helluva movie... ..."The Cooch That Ate New York"... |
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