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“"Eatin' Ain't Cheatin!"”

Level 1

Since: Sep 06

Thompson's Station, Tn

#62 Nov 7, 2013
I needed a shower but my Chihuahua needed a walk. It was chilly outside. I wore a ripped up leather jacket, a bathing suit, ripped up leather slippers while holding my morning vodka. My beautiful neighbor was loading her SUV, turned and smiled, and said "Hi Rick!" How embarrassing! Nothing I thought could be worse. Then my dog sits in the middle of the road, lifts it's back legs and scoots it's butt along the pavement with her front legs. A Kodak Moment.

“"Eatin' Ain't Cheatin!"”

Level 1

Since: Sep 06

Thompson's Station, Tn

#63 Nov 7, 2013
R C Honey wrote:
<quoted text>If they're nice and cool it would be... envious now!
When I was five years old I was running up a hill, slipped face forward, into a face full of warm, fresh doggie doo doo.

“Truth + context + perspective”

Since: Nov 09

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#64 Nov 8, 2013
Grace Nerissa wrote:
<quoted text>
Morning DW.
On a more serious not,
that's exactly why I never eat meat.
Hey, I'm practicing to be RCH's new troll ... er, protege. Yeah, that's it!

Some of the nicest people I know are vegetarians or vegans.

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#65 Nov 8, 2013
Grace Nerissa wrote:
It doesn't always work, you know,
I mean doing a good turn that pays off.
Last night 'twas very cold here..
and because of that, I allowed the dog
to relax and sleep in the warmth of the best room,
where she has a comfortable little daytime bed,
but sleeps elsewhere by night.
Anyway, when I got up this am and went into the room,
she was sitting on the best couch, all the side of
it darker in colour where it had been vigorously
LICKED .. and the peak of an embroidered cushion
well chewed!!
Ummm!
OH MY! I seem to be getting deja vu vibe here. Am it wrong? Has she gotten a bite of sometime before when given privilege?

Dogs ... gotta love'm!

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#66 Nov 8, 2013
oops!^^^ sometime --> something

“June rose”

Level 8

Since: Dec 06

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#67 Nov 8, 2013
Deer Whisperer wrote:
<quoted text>
OH MY! I seem to be getting deja vu vibe here. Am it wrong? Has she gotten a bite of sometime before when given privilege?
Dogs ... gotta love'm!
lol yes!

she doesn't learn:)

“June rose”

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Since: Dec 06

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#68 Nov 8, 2013

Since: Mar 08

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#69 Nov 8, 2013
I just read up, is there someone seriously interested in trolling me still? AWESOME! Thank you, I think I may now join the ranks of some of Offbeats most 'hated/loved','victims/innocen t posters'. YES!

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#70 Nov 8, 2013
Mexican Hillbilly wrote:
<quoted text>When I was five years old I was running up a hill, slipped face forward, into a face full of warm, fresh doggie doo doo.
Hasn't every kid had that happen to them?

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#71 Nov 8, 2013
Mexican Hillbilly wrote:
I needed a shower but my Chihuahua needed a walk. It was chilly outside. I wore a ripped up leather jacket, a bathing suit, ripped up leather slippers while holding my morning vodka. My beautiful neighbor was loading her SUV, turned and smiled, and said "Hi Rick!" How embarrassing! Nothing I thought could be worse. Then my dog sits in the middle of the road, lifts it's back legs and scoots it's butt along the pavement with her front legs. A Kodak Moment.
And a Walmart run of the mill, everyday situation

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#72 Nov 8, 2013
Grace Nerissa wrote:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v =t4Qmh5SAK-wXX
I love this:)
haha awesome!

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#73 Nov 8, 2013
Deer Whisperer wrote:
<quoted text>
Hey, I'm practicing to be RCH's new troll ... er, protege. Yeah, that's it!
Some of the nicest people I know are vegetarians or vegans.
YES! I don't like banana's. or coconut. or watermelon. I like banana bread though, weird huh?
Cris P Critter

Middleton, ID

#74 Nov 8, 2013
R C Honey wrote:
I just read up, is there someone seriously interested in trolling me still? AWESOME! Thank you, I think I may now join the ranks of some of Offbeats most 'hated/loved','victims/innocen t posters'. YES!
Best watch out Hunnnie, someone might send you another Bieber Bomb and we wouldn't want any more disasters in (from) Canada lol.

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#75 Nov 10, 2013
R C Honey wrote:
<quoted text>YES! I don't like banana's. or coconut. or watermelon. I like banana bread though, weird huh?

I don't like shredded coconut either. Nope ... and beets. I hate beets.

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#76 Nov 11, 2013
Deer Whisperer wrote:
<quoted text>
I don't like shredded coconut either. Nope ... and beets. I hate beets.
Don't mind beets, coconut? Not even if it's covered in chocolate. I don't like potato's, but prefer rice. Poutine is alright, but that's it for the potats.

One of my favourite snacks is popcorn, but too much I get a tummy ache.
Not a big fan of sweets altogether! I like salty snacks

Favourite meal? Roast Been and Yorkshire pudding! MMMMMMMMM

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#77 Nov 11, 2013
Roast Beef, not Been.. hahahaha

don't like beans whileI'm on the subject!

wait,,, maybe green beans

Hate Chili!

“If you're happy & you know it”

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Since: Feb 13

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#78 Nov 11, 2013
I woke up this morning with a huge red/purple bruise on my leg. Anyone know how that got there?

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#79 Nov 11, 2013
ShadyBits wrote:
I woke up this morning with a huge red/purple bruise on my leg. Anyone know how that got there?
Vivid dream?

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#80 Nov 11, 2013
R C Honey wrote:
<quoted text>Don't mind beets, coconut? Not even if it's covered in chocolate. I don't like potato's, but prefer rice. Poutine is alright, but that's it for the potats.
One of my favourite snacks is popcorn, but too much I get a tummy ache.
Not a big fan of sweets altogether! I like salty snacks
Favourite meal? Roast Been and Yorkshire pudding! MMMMMMMMM
I remember chawing on fresh coconut and that was good. Well, I can tolerate packaged coconut in meringue. But not lemon meringue.

Lemonade's good. Lemon cough crops sometimes necessary. I hate lemon.

What's poutine?

“Don't worry about me, I"m fine”

Level 5

Since: Aug 13

middle of nowhere

#81 Nov 11, 2013
ShadyBits wrote:
I woke up this morning with a huge red/purple bruise on my leg. Anyone know how that got there?
Maybe the restraints were to tight? lol JK

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