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#22 Oct 23, 2013
R C Honey wrote:
<quoted text>for me
Yes. I just had to comment. It's nice to see someone who's can appreciate a good joke.
Although I have run across a few people who would actually go out of their way to do such a thing):...still quite funny. It made me lol.TY
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#23 Oct 24, 2013
ShadyBits wrote:
<quoted text>Yesterday it was mine.:)
OMG!!!

Well Happy birthday then!!!!

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#24 Oct 24, 2013
Thank you!
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#25 Oct 24, 2013
ShadyBits wrote:
Thank you!
You're welcome!!!

When is your next birthday? I want to make sure I plan for it.

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#26 Oct 24, 2013
From personal experience learned recently

Stomping on kittens like McDonald's ketchup packs isn't actually funny. Sure it really sounds hilarious, but no, it's not, it just makes you feel all bad inside

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#27 Oct 24, 2013
I barefoot stepped on a slug once. It was gross.

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#28 Oct 24, 2013
Barefoot in fresh cowpies on a hot summer day! So gushy and fun!

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#29 Oct 24, 2013
R C Honey wrote:
<quoted text>About to sit me down for a bowl of soup! Awesome!
I had chili for lunch again today. It's chili weather in middle-earth Indiana, eh?!

Before cooking, it's prepared in a Bass-O-Matic. Thank gawd I use blue band-aids as prescribed.

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#30 Oct 24, 2013
ShadyBits wrote:
I barefoot stepped on a slug once. It was gross.
feels better than kittens I bet

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#31 Oct 24, 2013
Nobody 2 Special wrote:
Barefoot in fresh cowpies on a hot summer day! So gushy and fun!
If they're nice and cool it would be... envious now!

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#32 Oct 24, 2013
Deer Whisperer wrote:
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I had chili for lunch again today. It's chili weather in middle-earth Indiana, eh?!
Before cooking, it's prepared in a Bass-O-Matic. Thank gawd I use blue band-aids as prescribed.
It's quite warm here actually considering the time of year. I had soup again, just like you had chili again. Lazy or cost effective? blue band-aids eh? What America term does that refer to?

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#33 Oct 24, 2013
I went to Pet Land, and there were all these adorable puppies. Gosh darn it they were cute. I mean, we're talking exquisite . Anyways I got to thinking, I wanna get a puppy, so I did, and unlike the kitty, I didn't have to swerve or anything.

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#34 Oct 24, 2013
R C Honey wrote:
<quoted text>It's quite warm here actually considering the time of year. I had soup again, just like you had chili again. Lazy or cost effective? blue band-aids eh? What America term does that refer to?
Blue band-aids on fingers of food handlers can be found quicker in the product.

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#35 Oct 24, 2013
Here's a story for ya. Back when I was a kid my mom was meticulous about keeping her nails all manicured. One thanksgiving she got everything together, got the turkey in the over and then went and did her nails. Upon entering the kitchen she thought she smelled gas. Her nails still wet she was very careful to open the bottom of the oven to light the burner. She did not even think that there would be a gas build-up due to the oven running for some time. She lit the oven and was blown backwards across the kitchen and her nails all caught fire. I don't recall her ever being picky about her nails after that.

It was freaking hilarious and it's a thanksgiving we'll never forget.

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#36 Oct 24, 2013
...oven not over.... turkey in the oven.

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#37 Oct 24, 2013
Deer Whisperer wrote:
<quoted text>
Blue band-aids on fingers of food handlers can be found quicker in the product.
I don't whether to be really happy about that or not! lol

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#38 Oct 24, 2013
ShadyBits wrote:
Here's a story for ya. Back when I was a kid my mom was meticulous about keeping her nails all manicured. One thanksgiving she got everything together, got the turkey in the over and then went and did her nails. Upon entering the kitchen she thought she smelled gas. Her nails still wet she was very careful to open the bottom of the oven to light the burner. She did not even think that there would be a gas build-up due to the oven running for some time. She lit the oven and was blown backwards across the kitchen and her nails all caught fire. I don't recall her ever being picky about her nails after that.
It was freaking hilarious and it's a thanksgiving we'll never forget.
Blew her backwards across the kitchen? I would like to say that's not funny, but it really really is. lol Awesome story

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#39 Oct 24, 2013
ShadyBits wrote:
Here's a story for ya. Back when I was a kid my mom was meticulous about keeping her nails all manicured. One thanksgiving she got everything together, got the turkey in the over and then went and did her nails. Upon entering the kitchen she thought she smelled gas. Her nails still wet she was very careful to open the bottom of the oven to light the burner. She did not even think that there would be a gas build-up due to the oven running for some time. She lit the oven and was blown backwards across the kitchen and her nails all caught fire. I don't recall her ever being picky about her nails after that.
It was freaking hilarious and it's a thanksgiving we'll never forget.
Wow, ShadyB. That's a funny story and better than when the Ralphy Parker family got their Christmas dinner ruined by the neighbor Bumpus' dogs and they wound up at the Chinese restaurant singing "Deck the harrs with boughs of horry... fra ra ra ra ra, ra ra ra ra" (movie: A Christmas Story)

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#40 Oct 25, 2013
Deer Whisperer wrote:
<quoted text>
That *is* interesting RCH.
So, anyway ... I had chili for lunch.
interesting...

BUT tell us what happened After u had the chili, bet that's more interesting! LOL
hi luke
:)
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#41 Oct 25, 2013
R C Honey wrote:
From personal experience learned recently
Stomping on kittens like McDonald's ketchup packs isn't actually funny. Sure it really sounds hilarious, but no, it's not, it just makes you feel all bad inside
Have you tried doing that with baby snow seals yet? It's even more fun..... because of the white coloring background, it makes the different hues of red really stand out and much more vibrant.

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