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#1 Oct 23, 2013
What happened that was special in your day? Wanna share? It can be about anything, and there's no particular request to abide by in this thread.

I'll start.

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#2 Oct 23, 2013
Keeping up with my love of animals. I discovered a new way for Animal Darwinism. I glued birdseed to my windshield and waited, well before the glue dried, this cute little bird (a song bird I think) landed on my windshield and began to peck at the delicious birdseed I had placed there. I didn't know the birds cute little claws would get glued too. How was I supposed to know the glue dried that quickly? It was an honest mistake. I turned on my windshield wipers to just scare it, I didn't mean for what happened next. It did manage to fly away, I just kinda felt bad when I pictured the cute little song bird trying to land again.

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#3 Oct 23, 2013
Got a cat the other day. Had so swerve, but I got it!

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#4 Oct 23, 2013
Interesting tidbit for today

If a statue in the park of a person on a horse has both front legs in the air, the person died in battle; if the horse has one front leg in the air, the person died as a result of wounds received in battle; if the horse has all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural causes.

“Happiness is a warm gun”

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#6 Oct 23, 2013
R C Honey wrote:
Interesting tidbit for today
If a statue in the park of a person on a horse has both front legs in the air, the person died in battle; if the horse has one front leg in the air, the person died as a result of wounds received in battle; if the horse has all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural causes.
That *is* interesting RCH.

So, anyway ... I had chili for lunch.

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#7 Oct 23, 2013
Deer Whisperer wrote:
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That *is* interesting RCH.
So, anyway ... I had chili for lunch.
About to sit me down for a bowl of soup! Awesome!

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#8 Oct 23, 2013
I fell this morning, I'm glad the floor was there to catch me. Didn't appreciate the table taking a swing at me though. Oh, gotta go, my ambulance just arrived. Have a great day everyone! kiss kiss

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#9 Oct 23, 2013
This morning as I was loading my baby gummy bears into my leer jet to take them to the local bar; My pet unicorn got out of the sauna and started ice skating on the runway. The neighbors T-Rex put down his meal of tofu and joined my unicorn, ice skating away. The neighbor, who was dressed in his kilt and a purple polka-dotted tube top, and I started a bonfire to melt the ice. The little gummy bears exited the plane to warm themselves by the fire. 4 of them got to close and melted their little butts. Eventually the unicorn and t-rex had to give up skating and took the rest of the bears for a ride in the rice patty. The neighbor and I walked to the bar and drank tequila for the rest of the day!!1

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#10 Oct 23, 2013
I got to eat dinner out lastnight and lunch out again today. Yay for birthdays.
Paris Hilton

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#11 Oct 23, 2013
ShadyBits wrote:
I got to eat dinner out lastnight and lunch out again today. Yay for birthdays.
Who's birthday was it?

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#12 Oct 23, 2013
Paris Hilton wrote:
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Who's birthday was it?
Yesterday it was mine.:)

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#13 Oct 23, 2013
R C Honey wrote:
Got a cat the other day. Had so swerve, but I got it!
nice...

“Happiness is a warm gun”

Since: Nov 09

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#14 Oct 23, 2013
ShadyBits wrote:
<quoted text>Yesterday it was mine.:)
Belated ... Happy Birthday ShadyB!

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#15 Oct 23, 2013
I went to Pet Land, and there were all these adorable puppies.

Gosh darn it they were cute. I mean, we're talking exquisite . Anyways I got to thinking, I wanna get a puppy, so I did, and unlike the kitty, I didn't have to swerve or anything.

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#16 Oct 23, 2013
xxxooxxx wrote:
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nice...
for me

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#17 Oct 23, 2013
I'm a Capricorn

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#18 Oct 23, 2013
Deer Whisperer wrote:
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Belated ... Happy Birthday ShadyB!
Thanks. My best friend's b-day was Monday. Mine Tuesday. My buddy Shane-o's was also Tuesday and so was crazy "aunt" Bonnie's. My FIL's birthday is today. It's like a week long celebration.:~)

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#19 Oct 23, 2013
R C Honey wrote:
I'm a Capricorn
Was that the prognosis?

Glad you're alright!

“Happiness is a warm gun”

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Hey Bungalow Bill, waddya kill

#20 Oct 23, 2013
ShadyBits wrote:
<quoted text>Thanks. My best friend's b-day was Monday. Mine Tuesday. My buddy Shane-o's was also Tuesday and so was crazy "aunt" Bonnie's. My FIL's birthday is today. It's like a week long celebration.:~)
Wow! No kiddin'... case of champagne, right?

Gotta scoot ... Survivor's on the color TV.

*nod* to RCH

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#21 Oct 23, 2013
I can't FREAKIN STOP laughing at what was sent to me! Is it just me or is this not the ****** thing EVER! HAHAHHAHAAHHAHAAH
(not sent to me here, my messages are always off to distract the would be stalkers - lol)

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