created by: African_Shadows Goat | Jun 15, 2013

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Why does African_Shadows keep abusing me?

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  • He can't find a woman
  • He can't afford a blow up doll
  • He figures mutton's better than nothin
  • He doesn't use lube either
  • He whispers naughty things in my ears
  • You should see what he does with bananas
  • All of the above & I wish Kenya had 911
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beatlesinthebog

Auckland, New Zealand

#1 Jun 15, 2013
He can't stand the fact that you're far better looking .....and more intelligent.
beatlesinthebog

Auckland, New Zealand

#2 Jun 15, 2013
....and obviously happier!
African_Shadows Goat

United States

#3 Jun 15, 2013
Help me! He's doing it again!! My backside is sooo sore! He's a BAAAAAAAAd man!

“Hippie Single DAD, vet, Honest”

Level 6

Since: Apr 11

Steamboat Sprgs Colorado

#4 Jun 15, 2013
Tenderizing you for market.
Protein is a valuable commodity in Kenya. Rick

“So it's not you, It's them?”

Level 9

Since: Jun 11

Location hidden

#5 Jun 15, 2013
To put it in a language, Goat, that only you would truly understand...Baaaaa...

http://www.topix.com/forum/news/weird/TRO4P9B...

Level 9

Since: Nov 10

Powellton WV

#6 Jun 15, 2013
Why are you Letting AS abuse you?

Level 9

Since: Feb 12

New York, NY

#7 Jun 15, 2013
He hasn't gotten over Lifelover dumping him...poor jae...

Level 8

Since: Sep 08

.

#8 Jun 15, 2013
arctic wrote:
Why are you Letting AS abuse you?
Gloop!

Level 9

Since: Nov 10

Powellton WV

#9 Jun 15, 2013
The Gloop wrote:
<quoted text>Gloop!
Good answer as any I guess:) lol

Level 9

Since: Feb 12

New York, NY

#10 Jun 15, 2013
...checked the banana box seeins how I learned a little banana at the zoo...

Level 9

Since: Feb 12

New York, NY

#11 Jun 15, 2013
Err...little banana trick...sigh

Level 5

Since: Sep 12

Cadillac MI

#12 Jun 15, 2013
Guess he really, wanted a boyfriend.

“Afwican Shadows is my bwitch”

Level 3

Since: Apr 13

Location hidden

#13 Jun 15, 2013
David0407 wrote:
Guess he really, wanted a boyfriend.
AS aweady have boyfriend! Dat two-timing hussy be cheating wit dat srutty goat though!

“If you're happy & you know it”

Level 7

Since: Feb 13

clap your hands!

#14 Jun 15, 2013
He simply can not help himself. He has never been taught self restraint. Please excuse him.

“Ridin' The Devils Little Horse”

Since: Mar 08

Straight To Hells Door

#15 Jun 15, 2013
Hey Shady since he never learned self restraint whatever you do.... DO Not give him a link to that thread about Porn!!! Just don't do it!...hahahahahaha..
;o)
@}-'--,---

“If you're happy & you know it”

Level 7

Since: Feb 13

clap your hands!

#16 Jun 15, 2013
Wildbluerose wrote:
Hey Shady since he never learned self restraint whatever you do.... DO Not give him a link to that thread about Porn!!! Just don't do it!...hahahahahaha..
;o)
@}-'--,---
S'ok. This chick despises porn...(seems degrading... but that's JMO). I MIGHT direct him to a self-help forum though...

How ya doon' Blue?

“Ridin' The Devils Little Horse”

Since: Mar 08

Straight To Hells Door

#17 Jun 15, 2013
ShadyBits wrote:
<quoted text>S'ok. This chick despises porn...(seems degrading... but that's JMO). I MIGHT direct him to a self-help forum though...
How ya doon' Blue?
I'm doing pretty well for an old gal who's been a yard monkey for the past couple of days...
I got a grin on that porn thread.. the things some folks think are offbeat baffles the mind...
Have a Great Night Shady...
@}-'--,---

“A perfect world..”

Level 4

Since: Nov 12

Kenya, E.Africa.

#18 Jun 15, 2013
REPORTED!

OMG!

I can't believe this!

Level 9

Since: Feb 12

New York, NY

#19 Jun 15, 2013
African_shadows wrote:
REPORTED!
OMG!
I can't believe this!
Reported

“So many loons”

Level 8

Since: Sep 12

so little time!!

#20 Jun 15, 2013
African_shadows wrote:
REPORTED!
OMG!
I can't believe this!
It's your goat!?

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