Why does African_Shadows keep abusing me?

Created by African_Shadows Goat on Jun 15, 2013

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He can't find a woman

He can't afford a blow up doll

He figures mutton's better than nothin

He doesn't use lube either

He whispers naughty things in my ears

You should see what he does with bananas

All of the above & I wish Kenya had 911

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beatlesinthebog

Auckland, New Zealand

#1 Jun 15, 2013
He can't stand the fact that you're far better looking .....and more intelligent.
beatlesinthebog

Auckland, New Zealand

#2 Jun 15, 2013
....and obviously happier!
African_Shadows Goat

United States

#3 Jun 15, 2013
Help me! He's doing it again!! My backside is sooo sore! He's a BAAAAAAAAd man!

“Hippie Single DAD, vet, Honest”

Level 6

Since: Apr 11

Steamboat Sprgs Colorado

#4 Jun 15, 2013
Tenderizing you for market.
Protein is a valuable commodity in Kenya. Rick

“So it's not you, It's them?”

Level 9

Since: Jun 11

Location hidden

#5 Jun 15, 2013
To put it in a language, Goat, that only you would truly understand...Baaaaa...

http://www.topix.com/forum/news/weird/TRO4P9B...

Level 9

Since: Nov 10

Powellton WV

#6 Jun 15, 2013
Why are you Letting AS abuse you?

Level 9

Since: Feb 12

New York, NY

#7 Jun 15, 2013
He hasn't gotten over Lifelover dumping him...poor jae...

Level 8

Since: Sep 08

.

#8 Jun 15, 2013
arctic wrote:
Why are you Letting AS abuse you?
Gloop!

Level 9

Since: Nov 10

Powellton WV

#9 Jun 15, 2013
The Gloop wrote:
<quoted text>Gloop!
Good answer as any I guess:) lol

Level 9

Since: Feb 12

New York, NY

#10 Jun 15, 2013
...checked the banana box seeins how I learned a little banana at the zoo...

Level 9

Since: Feb 12

New York, NY

#11 Jun 15, 2013
Err...little banana trick...sigh

Level 5

Since: Sep 12

Cadillac MI

#12 Jun 15, 2013
Guess he really, wanted a boyfriend.

“Afwican Shadows is my bwitch”

Level 3

Since: Apr 13

Location hidden

#13 Jun 15, 2013
David0407 wrote:
Guess he really, wanted a boyfriend.
AS aweady have boyfriend! Dat two-timing hussy be cheating wit dat srutty goat though!

“If you're happy & you know it”

Level 7

Since: Feb 13

clap your hands!

#14 Jun 15, 2013
He simply can not help himself. He has never been taught self restraint. Please excuse him.

“Ridin' The Devils Little Horse”

Since: Mar 08

Straight To Hells Door

#15 Jun 15, 2013
Hey Shady since he never learned self restraint whatever you do.... DO Not give him a link to that thread about Porn!!! Just don't do it!...hahahahahaha..
;o)
@}-'--,---

“If you're happy & you know it”

Level 7

Since: Feb 13

clap your hands!

#16 Jun 15, 2013
Wildbluerose wrote:
Hey Shady since he never learned self restraint whatever you do.... DO Not give him a link to that thread about Porn!!! Just don't do it!...hahahahahaha..
;o)
@}-'--,---
S'ok. This chick despises porn...(seems degrading... but that's JMO). I MIGHT direct him to a self-help forum though...

How ya doon' Blue?

“Ridin' The Devils Little Horse”

Since: Mar 08

Straight To Hells Door

#17 Jun 15, 2013
ShadyBits wrote:
<quoted text>S'ok. This chick despises porn...(seems degrading... but that's JMO). I MIGHT direct him to a self-help forum though...
How ya doon' Blue?
I'm doing pretty well for an old gal who's been a yard monkey for the past couple of days...
I got a grin on that porn thread.. the things some folks think are offbeat baffles the mind...
Have a Great Night Shady...
@}-'--,---

“A perfect world..”

Level 4

Since: Nov 12

Kenya, E.Africa.

#18 Jun 15, 2013
REPORTED!

OMG!

I can't believe this!

Level 9

Since: Feb 12

New York, NY

#19 Jun 15, 2013
African_shadows wrote:
REPORTED!
OMG!
I can't believe this!
Reported

“It's a secret”

Level 8

Since: Sep 12

Or maybe I just forgot!!

#20 Jun 15, 2013
African_shadows wrote:
REPORTED!
OMG!
I can't believe this!
It's your goat!?

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