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Sam

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#21 Jan 15, 2014
We'll I can prove God exist!, let me tell you a true story that proves beyond a resonable doubt that God exist, but forst off, how many of you know the Third commandment in the Bible, where it says that God will not hold you guiltless for taking His name in vain?. Boy I learnt my lesson on this!, please let me explain, when I was a Teenager, I would kind of blame God for something that went wrong, then I would shout out to God to perform oral sex on me so to speak. When I turned 20, I grew out of this habit, feeling sorry for what I did at times. 2 years later, on a rainy Spring day, I asked God for a wife, just a simple one mind you. I did not ask God for riches or fame, just a simple wife in whom I would have been ever so greatful to God for!!!. 5 months later, God gave me a rotten wh**e, He gave me a real bad woman!!!. So let this be a lesson to all you folks out there, GOD WILL LITERALLY RAPE YOU IF YOU TAKE HIS NAME IN VAIN!!!, HE WILL F**K YOU!!!, like He did me. God is unforgivable, I can say He is!. Now I can forgive someone that tells me to perform oral sex on them, like this one boy in high school for example, Jesse was His name. I forgave Him fine and dandy and that rotten Scumbag in Heaven knows it!!!. The point is,
I can forgive but God can't, so that makes me better and stronger then Him!!!. Besides, God gives wives to men that kills, cons, abuses and makes their wives do deviant sexual acts for them, God will give a wife to someone like that!, He won't give a wife to someone that will take care of Her!!!. Of course I didn't let that Monster in Heaven get away with raping me and putting me through the mill, NO SIR RE!!!. I PUT IT TO HIM NOW, HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!, How do you like them Apples God?, taste pretty good!.

“Sitting Pretty”

Level 6

Since: Jan 13

I ain't Misbehavin'

#22 Jan 15, 2014
Sam wrote:
We'll I can prove God exist!, let me tell you a true story that proves beyond a resonable doubt that God exist, but forst off, how many of you know the Third commandment in the Bible, where it says that God will not hold you guiltless for taking His name in vain?. Boy I learnt my lesson on this!, please let me explain, when I was a Teenager, I would kind of blame God for something that went wrong, then I would shout out to God to perform oral sex on me so to speak. When I turned 20, I grew out of this habit, feeling sorry for what I did at times. 2 years later, on a rainy Spring day, I asked God for a wife, just a simple one mind you. I did not ask God for riches or fame, just a simple wife in whom I would have been ever so greatful to God for!!!. 5 months later, God gave me a rotten wh**e, He gave me a real bad woman!!!. So let this be a lesson to all you folks out there, GOD WILL LITERALLY RAPE YOU IF YOU TAKE HIS NAME IN VAIN!!!, HE WILL F**K YOU!!!, like He did me. God is unforgivable, I can say He is!. Now I can forgive someone that tells me to perform oral sex on them, like this one boy in high school for example, Jesse was His name. I forgave Him fine and dandy and that rotten Scumbag in Heaven knows it!!!. The point is,
I can forgive but God can't, so that makes me better and stronger then Him!!!. Besides, God gives wives to men that kills, cons, abuses and makes their wives do deviant sexual acts for them, God will give a wife to someone like that!, He won't give a wife to someone that will take care of Her!!!. Of course I didn't let that Monster in Heaven get away with raping me and putting me through the mill, NO SIR RE!!!. I PUT IT TO HIM NOW, HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!, How do you like them Apples God?, taste pretty good!.
"We'll I can prove God exist!"

No you can't.

“Forehead wrinkle”

Since: Dec 10

Homefries

#23 Jan 15, 2014
OK, I'll post an avatar picture of myself before the week is over.

Would that be proof enough for you?
Parden Pard

Catasauqua, PA

#24 Jan 15, 2014
DILF wrote:
OK, I'll post an avatar picture of myself before the week is over.
Would that be proof enough for you?
Photo shop the horns off,,and we might believe,,,,lol,,,,

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