Florida Man Forced Exorcism on Elderl...

Florida Man Forced Exorcism on Elderly Girlfriend: Cops

There are 27 comments on the NBC Chicago story from Sep 19, 2013, titled Florida Man Forced Exorcism on Elderly Girlfriend: Cops. In it, NBC Chicago reports that:

A Florida man is facing battery and false imprisonment charges after authorities say he held down his 80-year-old girlfriend and tried to perform an exorcism on her.

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Sally

Allentown, PA

#1 Sep 20, 2013
OMG, how are the lawyers going to handle this one ?
Parden Pard

Bath, PA

#2 Sep 20, 2013
Sally wrote:
OMG, how are the lawyers going to handle this one ?
No problem,,just follow the money.
Dr Stinko

Hampton, VA

#3 Sep 20, 2013
So.., did it work?

“So it's not you, It's them?”

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#4 Sep 20, 2013
Let's see...54 year-old drunk guy...80 year-old cougar girlfriend...who he believes is possessed. That's got an episode of "Cops" written all over it!

“Forehead wrinkle”

Since: Dec 10

Homefries

#5 Sep 20, 2013
Is "exorcism" another word for "penetration" in this case?

“Forehead wrinkle”

Since: Dec 10

Homefries

#6 Sep 20, 2013
Jesus Christ, at 80 years old did the guy have to wake her up for this "exorcism"?

“Forehead wrinkle”

Since: Dec 10

Homefries

#7 Sep 20, 2013
Chilli J wrote:
Let's see...54 year-old drunk guy...80 year-old cougar girlfriend...who he believes is possessed. That's got an episode of "Cops" written all over it!
"Cougar"?????

....more like Sharpei!!!!......lol

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#8 Sep 20, 2013
I'd like to think, it was more like i was bringing those women, to Jesus......

“My Bad! Just hold me. ”

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Since: Aug 07

Orion's Belt

#9 Sep 20, 2013
54 year old man with an 80 year old woman, and he says ..she is crazy???????? What?
HALLO YA ALL

Carnegie, PA

#10 Sep 20, 2013
was he drinking?
For What

Carnegie, PA

#11 Sep 20, 2013
the girlfriend?
Does not say her name?
What a name ha?
The Girlfriend?

“A *wink* and a smile!!”

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Since: Apr 10

USA

#12 Sep 20, 2013
Let me take a wild guess here.

She had money??

“So it's not you, It's them?”

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#13 Sep 20, 2013
DILF wrote:
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"Cougar"?????
....more like Sharpei!!!!......lol
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Could be. Or an iguana?

“Happiness comes through giving”

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#15 Sep 20, 2013
The whole idea of exorcism has my head spinning.
Femi olamide

Europe

#16 Sep 20, 2013
So sad
Femi olamide

Europe

#17 Sep 20, 2013
So sad man what was he thinking hmmm mm

“Forehead wrinkle”

Since: Dec 10

Homefries

#18 Sep 23, 2013
Can an eighty year old REALLY be called a girlfriend? It just sounds too weird man......
beatlesinthebog

Auckland, New Zealand

#19 Sep 23, 2013
DILF wrote:
Can an eighty year old REALLY be called a girlfriend? It just sounds too weird man......
If it was Sophia Loren I'd be proud to introduce her as "the girlfriend!".....and change her bag when required.

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Homefries

#20 Sep 23, 2013
beatlesinthebog wrote:
<quoted text>If it was Sophia Loren I'd be proud to introduce her as "the girlfriend!".....and change her bag when required.
OK, the girlfriend part for Sophia is understandable.......but NOT the bag part!!!! ewwwww!!!!!
beatlesinthebog

Auckland, New Zealand

#21 Sep 23, 2013
DILF wrote:
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OK, the girlfriend part for Sophia is understandable.......but NOT the bag part!!!! ewwwww!!!!!
You get used to it...never forget 'You have to take the good with the bag'

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