What is the best way to get fake civi...

What is the best way to get fake civil rights?

Created by Pollster on Jun 5, 2013

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Paint yourself some odd color & claim new race

Claim some women were born to have abortions

Claim drug users as a race

Declare homeless people their own nation

Mate another man, pretend it's love & inborn

Claim the Internet as your country of origin

Demand Cybersex couples should have right to marry

Say pedos are inborn, demand to marry children

Say zoosexuality is inborn, demand animal marriage

Declare drunk drivers as an ethnic group

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#1 Jun 5, 2013
Easy, Just be in this Country illegally.

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#2 Jun 5, 2013
Better yet - pull unemployment and post on Offbeat all day.

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#3 Jun 5, 2013
milwaukee69 wrote:
Better yet - pull unemployment and post on Offbeat all day.
How's that working for you? LOL!

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#4 Jun 6, 2013
Spotted Girl wrote:
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How's that working for you? LOL!
Actually, it's ten times better than a transvestite pulling his/her pud and posting on Topix all day.

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#5 Jun 7, 2013
milwaukee69 wrote:
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Actually, it's ten times better than a transvestite pulling his/her pud and posting on Topix all day.
You keep revealing more of your secrets all the time. They say that is great therapy.

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#6 Jun 10, 2013
Spotted Girl wrote:
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You keep revealing more of your secrets all the time. They say that is great therapy.
The transvestite thing must've struck a nerve.

If the shoe fits - put on some heels.

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#7 Jun 10, 2013
milwaukee69 wrote:
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The transvestite thing must've struck a nerve.
If the shoe fits - put on some heels.
Yes it did. Yours. Have a nice day, and you don't have to be ashamed of your "hobby." Good luck.

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#8 Jun 11, 2013
Spotted Girl wrote:
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Yes it did. Yours. Have a nice day, and you don't have to be ashamed of your "hobby." Good luck.
Nice try. Horrible attempt at humor, but nice try nonetheless.

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#9 Jun 11, 2013
'i' thought her humor was pretty good 'myself'.
HAAH seems more fitting to the Ol' Geezer.

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#10 Jun 11, 2013
Did ya' get that state debt under control yet?

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#11 Jun 11, 2013
thought: civil rights are real and chiseled in stone...

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#12 Jun 11, 2013
climb over a barbed wire fence..
throw yourself in a 6 x 6 dinghy with 49 other people..
jump in a boxcar named desire...
find a stupid American woman and marry her..

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#13 Jun 11, 2013
tallyho wrote:
thought: civil rights are real and chiseled in stone...
***milwaukee69 wearing baseball park hotdog vendor uniform***

"Civil rights!!!! Civil rights here - get your civil rights here!!!"

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#14 Jun 11, 2013
milwaukee69 wrote:
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***milwaukee69 wearing baseball park hotdog vendor uniform***
"Civil rights!!!! Civil rights here - get your civil rights here!!!"
that is the sad part of the law , it is for all , it seems to protect the guilty

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#15 Jun 11, 2013
ty Mil
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#16 Jun 11, 2013
What is the best way to get fake civil rights?

pretend to be a judge and a war hero

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But now I take antidepressants

#17 Jun 11, 2013
Voting for the Democratic candidate seems pretty effective.....

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#18 Jun 13, 2013
milwaukee69 wrote:
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Nice try. Horrible attempt at humor, but nice try nonetheless.
So I did hit a nerve. Nice. But don't quit you day job.

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#19 Jun 13, 2013
If the form you are filling out requests your race, checkmark the "Other" box and write in "Human"...

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#20 Jun 18, 2013
LOL

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