Family: Rat baked into 96-year-old's birthday cake

Feb 24, 2014 Full story: WIBA FM 101.5 17

It's tough to think of a less appetizing way to celebrate one's 96th birthday. Joseph Vallenti's request for his big day was a slice of his favorite German apple cake, made by King Kullen supermarket.

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Fundies R Mentally ill

Philadelphia, PA

#1 Feb 24, 2014
I'll have a Norwedgeian of that cake!

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#2 Feb 24, 2014
That is old news...
Fundies R Mentally ill

Philadelphia, PA

#3 Feb 24, 2014
MJS14 wrote:
That is old news...
Joseph made it past 96 years of age by a whiskers....
Mickey Mouse

Medford, NY

#4 Feb 24, 2014
Happy Birthday!!!!

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#5 Feb 24, 2014
...Hurl Inducing.....

“We're all Bozos on this bus”

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Indianapolis, IN

#6 Feb 24, 2014
So... was it better or worse than four and twenty blackbirds?

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#7 Feb 24, 2014
I was alive and I waited, waited
I was alive and I waited for this
Rat here,Rat now
There is no other place I want to be
Rat here,Rat now
Watching the world wake up from history

wow...we need tunes..!

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#8 Feb 24, 2014
No response from the Grocery Store Manager? or Bakery manager?.....This would be too huge, for me to ever shop there again.....
Parden Pard

Catasauqua, PA

#10 Feb 24, 2014
JESHHHH,,I think he got robbed.There was suppossta benn two rats in dar,,,,!!!(cheap inlaws)

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#11 Feb 24, 2014
Booger Flick wrote:
Just another cake made with all natural ingredients.
Therein hangs a tail.

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#12 Feb 24, 2014
just add those trick candles...what a hoot..!

Manny Jement

Medford, NY

#13 Feb 25, 2014
Go Blue Forever wrote:
No response from the Grocery Store Manager? or Bakery manager?.....This would be too huge, for me to ever shop there again.....
It's a grocery store chain....I'm sure management handed it over to their lawyers and told all the employees to NOT say a word to anyone.

That's why they have lawyers on retainer......no big deal, move on.

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#14 Feb 25, 2014
Manny Jement wrote:
<quoted text>
It's a grocery store chain....I'm sure management handed it over to their lawyers and told all the employees to NOT say a word to anyone.
That's why they have lawyers on retainer......no big deal, move on.
Yeah right...Only if you take the first bite.....

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#15 Feb 25, 2014
Oh, the poor rat! His name was Scruffy, and we loved him dearly. Did anyone try to revive him with mouth to mouth?

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#16 Feb 25, 2014
Naughtyrobot wrote:
Oh, the poor rat! His name was Scruffy, and we loved him dearly. Did anyone try to revive him with mouth to mouth?
Oh! They got his name wrong at the dipstydumpster funeral.
I think they named him RaaaallllF.

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#17 Feb 25, 2014
Uh Clem wrote:
So... was it better or worse than four and twenty blackbirds?
worse ....... example , a cat gets a fur ball , not a feather duster

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#19 Feb 26, 2014
Storm Warning wrote:
oh wow they got his order mixed up with the gay couples
The baker was quoted saying,: und der ist a problem mit ger bill..!"

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