Kenyan witch doctor calls election for Barack Obama after analysing shells and bones

Nov 6, 2012 | Posted by: roboblogger | Full story: Metro

John Dimo used shells, bones and other items outside his tent in Kogelo, western Kenya, to call a winner in the race between Mr Obama and Republican rival Mitt Romney.

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and the witch doctor said.......

Ooh to the eeh the ooh the aah aah
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wallawalla bingbang

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what say you lim ... just icon
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Of course, a fellow Kenyan would predict a win for Obama. After all, if Kenya doesn't mind missing its Muslim idiot for another 4 years, we should probably be happy to have him. Right? Yeah, right....

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It seems that the Kenyan witch doctor is using the same technique that President Obama is using to address the economy, jobs, and the need to defend American consulates.

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SirPrize wrote:
It seems that the Kenyan witch doctor is using the same technique that President Obama is using to address the economy, jobs, and the need to defend American consulates.
what a shell game or a boner

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Of course, a fellow Kenyan would predict a win for Obama.
No voodoo predictions here from a fellow American, but I hope the election results prove this witch doctor's prediction is right!

Go out and vote!

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The hobo down the block is drunk again, he puked and predicts that Romney will win.

Now what?
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I'm aghasted by this terrible display!!!
Who's puking where? Let's throw some holy water and get our own!
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sorry what ??????
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could be one of his cousins

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Wonder if it was the same witch doctor who oversaw his Bat Mitzvah.....
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The hobo down the block is drunk again, he puked and predicts that Romney will win.
Now what?
Romney will find him a job as a wine taster ....

But, with Obama in the White House, he'll still be puking every day.
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No voodoo predictions here from a fellow American, but I hope the election results prove this witch doctor's prediction is right!
Go out and vote!
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Is having a more customers today.

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