Kenyan witch doctor calls election for Barack Obama after analysing shells and bones

Nov 6, 2012 Full story: Metro 21

John Dimo used shells, bones and other items outside his tent in Kogelo, western Kenya, to call a winner in the race between Mr Obama and Republican rival Mitt Romney.

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#1 Nov 6, 2012
and the witch doctor said.......

Ooh to the eeh the ooh the aah aah
To the ting to the tang
the wallawalla bing bang
Ooh to the eeh the ooh
the aah aah Ting tang
wallawalla bingbang

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#2 Nov 6, 2012
what say you lim ... just icon
AmazedHuman

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#3 Nov 6, 2012
Of course, a fellow Kenyan would predict a win for Obama. After all, if Kenya doesn't mind missing its Muslim idiot for another 4 years, we should probably be happy to have him. Right? Yeah, right....

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#4 Nov 6, 2012
It seems that the Kenyan witch doctor is using the same technique that President Obama is using to address the economy, jobs, and the need to defend American consulates.

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#5 Nov 6, 2012
VooDoo economics

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Right here under my thumb

#6 Nov 6, 2012
"One man alone can be pretty dumb sometimes, but for real bona fide stupidity, there ain't nothin' can beat teamwork." ~ Edward Abbey

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#7 Nov 6, 2012
SirPrize wrote:
It seems that the Kenyan witch doctor is using the same technique that President Obama is using to address the economy, jobs, and the need to defend American consulates.
what a shell game or a boner

what say you lim
Responsibility

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#8 Nov 6, 2012
AmazedHuman wrote:
Of course, a fellow Kenyan would predict a win for Obama.
No voodoo predictions here from a fellow American, but I hope the election results prove this witch doctor's prediction is right!

Go out and vote!

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#9 Nov 6, 2012
huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuum
Kenya vs NYC

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#10 Nov 6, 2012
The hobo down the block is drunk again, he puked and predicts that Romney will win.

Now what?
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#11 Nov 6, 2012
I'm aghasted by this terrible display!!!
Who's puking where? Let's throw some holy water and get our own!
scooter

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#12 Nov 6, 2012
owebama,one and done

owebama uninstall 99% complete

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#13 Nov 6, 2012
what say you

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#14 Nov 6, 2012
sorry what ??????
debbie

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#15 Nov 6, 2012
could be one of his cousins

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#16 Nov 6, 2012
Wonder if it was the same witch doctor who oversaw his Bat Mitzvah.....
Eleanor

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#17 Nov 6, 2012
Kenya vs NYC wrote:
The hobo down the block is drunk again, he puked and predicts that Romney will win.
Now what?
Romney will find him a job as a wine taster ....

But, with Obama in the White House, he'll still be puking every day.
scooter

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#18 Nov 6, 2012
Responsibility wrote:
<quoted text>
No voodoo predictions here from a fellow American, but I hope the election results prove this witch doctor's prediction is right!
Go out and vote!
owebama,one and done

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#19 Nov 7, 2012
Is having a more customers today.

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#20 Nov 7, 2012
the dark ages

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