"We the People"
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Noah Vail

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#1 Jan 6, 2011
We the People of the United States, in Order to form a more perfect Union, establish Justice, insure domestic Tranquility, provide for the common defence, promote the general Welfare, and secure the Blessings of Liberty to ourselves and our Posterity, do ordain and establish this Constitution for the United States of America.

WE the people? Sounds like Karl Marx to me...were the founders socialists? Commies? Reds? Pinkos?

Any fool knows this sort of foolishness isn't a healthy environment for the massive accumulation of wealth, the elitist as rulers system or oligarchy.

Dispense with such foolish talk and get back to work!
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#2 Jan 6, 2011
Is this where you sell the thought blocker helmets?
I was told to take a left at Goats Milk with Princess and look for a loud, fat obnoxious street person...

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#3 Jan 6, 2011
warm_n_fuzzy guy wrote:
Is this where you sell the thought blocker helmets?
I was told to take a left at Goats Milk with Princess and look for a loud, fat obnoxious street person...
He should become a street performer--I'm thinking Mime.....

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#4 Jan 6, 2011
warm_n_fuzzy guy wrote:
Is this where you sell the thought blocker helmets?
I was told to take a left at Goats Milk with Princess and look for a loud, fat obnoxious street person...
Good Morning Opis! Offbeat's actual certified lunatic.

Maria has already given you your golden shower this morning and you're raring to go?

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#5 Jan 6, 2011
Hitesrunprincess wrote:
<quoted text>He should become a street performer--I'm thinking Mime.....
What's your story prince-ess? Jealous of Maria giving the stooge golden showers?
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#6 Jan 6, 2011
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Good Morning Opis! Offbeat's actual certified lunatic.
Maria has already given you your golden shower this morning and you're raring to go?
You really seem to be titillated over this golden shower stuff. Don't tell me...you used to play in the toilet when you were little. <Opis feigns look of surprise..>

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#7 Jan 6, 2011
warm_n_fuzzy guy wrote:
<quoted text>You really seem to be titillated over this golden shower stuff. Don't tell me...you used to play in the toilet when you were little. <Opis feigns look of surprise..>
Opis I have all of your writings...I'm just repeating what you've said about yourself and Maria (OLG)

Stand by for more......

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#8 Jan 6, 2011
From Opis:

Dec 21, 2007 'Well, sure. I'd like that.'
"I'll look for an action flick, I like action movies. They make me HOT!" and she gave a delicious wiggle

8:20 p.m (ring)"Hey, it's me. You busy tonight?"
'Nope. At your cervix!'
"You always make me laugh!"
'Women laugh at me in bed all the time.'
"We'll see! I'll leave the back door unlocked. I'll make it interesting, you'll have to search for me. An hour?"
'Yep. I'll wear a blindfold and find you by your sensuous aura.'
"You're an ass!"
'That's what they tell me.' And I'll be home in time for Conan O'brien. Two happy, exhausted ships passing in the night. I never thought I could have a relationship like this, I commit easily and I'm devoutly monogamous, but times change, needs change, and for now we are all happy and unpressured and safe.
Where was I? Oh,yeah, my first date in almost fifteen years....
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#9 Jan 6, 2011
Noah Vail wrote:
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Opis I have all of your writings...I'm just repeating what you've said about yourself and Maria (OLG)
Stand by for more......
Apparently, you can't read...that was from Are You A Freak in the Sack. It referred to two experiences with women with medical conditions 35 years or so ago.
This is why I know you're sucking Mikey's d!ck constantly- the boy is an illiterate moron who can't comprehend a single 5 word sentence of one syllable words.

Kind of like you.

I sincerely doubt you have all of my writings, you have, at most, two threads, or portions the jackazz sent you.

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#10 Jan 6, 2011
Opis the romantic:

"My wife left me almost two years ago......To my knowledge, my wife had never stopped dating since she moved into my home 14 years ago." Yikes...

Impotent?
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#11 Jan 6, 2011
Noah Vail wrote:
From Opis:
Dec 21, 2007 'Well, sure. I'd like that.'
"I'll look for an action flick, I like action movies. They make me HOT!" and she gave a delicious wiggle
8:20 p.m (ring)"Hey, it's me. You busy tonight?"
'Nope. At your cervix!'
"You always make me laugh!"
'Women laugh at me in bed all the time.'
"We'll see! I'll leave the back door unlocked. I'll make it interesting, you'll have to search for me. An hour?"
'Yep. I'll wear a blindfold and find you by your sensuous aura.'
"You're an ass!"
'That's what they tell me.' And I'll be home in time for Conan O'brien. Two happy, exhausted ships passing in the night. I never thought I could have a relationship like this, I commit easily and I'm devoutly monogamous, but times change, needs change, and for now we are all happy and unpressured and safe.
Where was I? Oh,yeah, my first date in almost fifteen years....
Cool, please post some more of my erotic stuff, someone asked me for a link to the thread the other day.
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#12 Jan 6, 2011
Noah Vail wrote:
Opis the romantic:
"My wife left me almost two years ago......To my knowledge, my wife had never stopped dating since she moved into my home 14 years ago." Yikes...
Impotent?
Nah, her little clitty was hard as a rock.

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#13 Jan 6, 2011
warm_n_fuzzy guy wrote:
<quoted text>Cool, please post some more of my erotic stuff, someone asked me for a link to the thread the other day.
There will be plenty of neurotic stuff....that all you are.

We'll get into your mom and your daughter soon

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#14 Jan 6, 2011
Noah Vail wrote:
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What's your story prince-ess? Jealous of Maria giving the stooge golden showers?
Why would I be jealous of my cousin's SO?

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#15 Jan 6, 2011
warm_n_fuzzy guy wrote:
<quoted text>Nah, her little clitty was hard as a rock.
Not because of anything you could do for her
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#16 Jan 6, 2011
Noah Vail wrote:
Opis the romantic:
"My wife left me almost two years ago......To my knowledge, my wife had never stopped dating since she moved into my home 14 years ago." Yikes...
Impotent?
BTW, the link you have? Missing about 20 chapters. For the full item, do a Mikey-style google search- enter Dean in the search box. Everything that comes up is me, LMAO! There are a few duplicate links...

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#17 Jan 6, 2011
Noah Vail wrote:
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Opis I have all of your writings...I'm just repeating what you've said about yourself and Maria (OLG)
Stand by for more......
Obsession is more than just a perfume.....

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#18 Jan 6, 2011
Hitesrunprincess wrote:
<quoted text>Obsession is more than just a perfume.....
ROFLMAO! The only way that guy will smell perfume is being the creepy guy who stands by the ladies department at WalMart.

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#19 Jan 6, 2011
Oneluckygal wrote:
<quoted text>ROFLMAO! The only way that guy will smell perfume is being the creepy guy who stands by the ladies department at WalMart.
Describe for the readers how you deliver Opis' "golden shower" therapy.

Do you simply straddle him in the bathtub and like a common cow, and splatter him with piss?

Or do you two have a plastic cover for the bed where the same spattering takes place while he strokes his "stump?"

You sick puppies should inform the wannabe perverts.

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#20 Jan 6, 2011
"Thank you Mamaw, more to come. By the time I'm done, everyone will understand just how cracked and messed up I am."

Direct from Opis quotes....

hey I recognized it long ago....no surprise here.

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