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“Let Him Who Is Without Sin”

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There has been a lot of talk about what's right and what's wrong here lately. Who is good, who is bad, who is indifferent.

The good man brings good things out of the good stored up in his heart, and the evil man brings evil things out of the evil stored up in his heart. For out of the overflow of his heart his mouth speaks.

So I have spoken.

So it is written.

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Until the morrow, I leave you with this:

Do unto others as you would have them do unto you.

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It has been many weeks, my Children, since last we spoke.

I see for many of you, your hearts have not changed.

Why is that?
Patricia Senecal

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Damn I always beleived I would have been a good Christian woman had I been married and raised a family, but that wasn't in the cards for me.
Loneliness led me down paths I regret now. Now Jesus feels like he taunts me and I know better.

I am a lousy example and this I know. I am one who wants so bad to believe in something better.
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JESUS CALLING (Enjoying Peace In His Presence)
August 19, 2012
I CONTINUALLY CALL YOU to closeness to Me.
I know the depth and breadth of your need for Me. I can read the emptiness of your thoughts when they wander away from Me.
I offer you rest for your soul, as well as refreshment for your mind and body.
As you increasingly find fulfillment in Me, other pleasures become less important.
Knowing Me intimately is like having a private wellspring of Joy within you. This spring flows freely from My throne of grace, as your joy is independent of circumstances.
Waiting in My presence keeps you connected to me, aware of all that I offer you. If you feel any deficiency, you need to refocus your attention on Me. This is how you trust Me in the moment of your life.
Psalms 131:2
Psalms 21:6
Psalms 37:7
I love the bible and I really should read that more than play here. How did I get here and why have I stayed? Sick I suppose as they all claim I am. teehee regardless. Jesus forgave me already.
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Aug 19, 2012
 
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It has been many weeks, my Children, since last we spoke.
I see for many of you, your hearts have not changed.
Why is that?
Funny, I arrived here a month later and I never noticed your post. Instead I jumped right in at the nastiest site and the rest as they say is history. I like Jesus let's us make U'Turns.

Thanks for visiting again today. It is Sunday afterall. The day should not matter though. My head has much knowledge, my heart knows little but shattered.

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I have a bone to pick with you Jesus. Here let me help you down off that tall horse you're on and let's have a chat.

It's about my face.

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I have a bone to pick with you Jesus. Here let me help you down off that tall horse you're on and let's have a chat.
It's about my face.
I'm sorry my child. There are some things not even I can work miracles on.

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Do You like liver?

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The Real Jesus wrote:
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I'm sorry my child. There are some things not even I can work miracles on.
What are you trying to say, your jeezus-ship.

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Jeezus works in mysterious ways?

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What are you trying to say, your jeezus-ship.
I have the power to change the destiny of humankind, rearrange the cosmos, and shuffle cards with no hands.

I do not have the power to fix whatever it is that has been done to your face.

Go with grace and dignity my child.

Go.

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Commander Bunny wrote:
Do You like liver?
I like everything, but have the power to say no when necessary. I generally Just Say No to Liver.

And liver by-products.

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I have the power to change the destiny of humankind, rearrange the cosmos, and shuffle cards with no hands.
I do not have the power to fix whatever it is that has been done to your face.
Go with grace and dignity my child.
Go.
I don't believe it for a minute - shuffle cards with no hands?
Naaaaww...
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Dec 31, 2012
 
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I have the power to change the destiny of humankind, rearrange the cosmos, and shuffle cards with no hands.
I do not have the power to fix whatever it is that has been done to your face.
Go with grace and dignity my child.
Go.
Dear Jeez! Thanks..
You must really think a LOT of 'me'.... Lol!
advising them to>

'Go with Grace'!!
Now, that's dead cool Jeezes(::

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What a dork!

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What a dork!
Boy, I'll say. Calls himself Jesus but has an avatar of some South Park character.

Eat my shorts, Jesus!
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Jesus, where did the term "holy chit" come from?

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Jesus, where did the term "holy chit" come from?
It was quite by accident.

It involves a late night incident by a misguided but well intentioned church cleaning lady who couldn't make it to the Holy Outhouse. Now, only that church's highest Priest is allowed access to the sacred pile of Holy Defecation.

If you think that's strange, I'll have to tell you the reason Druidic monks hit themselves in the head with a heavy wooden object whicle chanting, sometime.

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Jesus, where did the term "holy chit" come from?
From the Holy Rectumory!

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Evening Miss Cat. My, you're looking...umm...oh hell you know...

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