Suicide by Hammer Ruled in Man's Bizarre Death

[SUJ]

Guess he couldn't find the ammo to bite the bullet.
:-|

[African_shadows]

Wow. What a world we live in. Smh

[abe]

ban all hammers. leave guns as is.

[milwaukee69]

Those crazy House Republicans will do anything to get out of voting for a balanced budget.

[JM_Brazil]

Andiminere wrote:

We need to ban all hammers immediately and allow federal licensing laws to regulate their restricted usage on special occasions only.
we must act now before we start seeing mass suicide pacts by hammers form

Hammers don't kill people...

Oh, wait -

[JM_Brazil]

abe wrote:

ban all hammers. leave guns as is.

Imagine the poor carpenters who would need to use glock's as hammers then.

[The Mother]

I don't know how many times I tried to drill it into Phillips head, "stop getting hammered". However, he wasn't level-headed and just plane dumb. I'm so sad, I never saw it coming......Ah screw it, until I join him in heaven, I'm getting plastered!!!!!

[Renegade_22]

JM_Brazil wrote:

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Imagine the poor carpenters who would need to use glock's as hammers then.

And you think HAMMERING nails is noisy!!!

[JM_Brazil]

The Mother wrote:

I don't know how many times I tried to drill it into Phillips head, "stop getting hammered". However, he wasn't level-headed and just plane dumb. I'm so sad, I never saw it coming......Ah screw it, until I join him in heaven, I'm getting plastered!!!!!

That's just plumb crazy. In fact, to be on the level, I got board reading this.

[quilterqueen]

The National Hammer Association

http://www.youtube.com/watch...

[The Mother]

JM_Brazil wrote:

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That's just plumb crazy. In fact, to be on the level, I got board reading this.

If I would have talked to him that morning he Miter still be alive.......so sad.

[Uh Clem]

Maybe he was just pounding out the dents.

[Cassiya2]

Wow, that's so sad. Proves that just about anything can become a deadly weapon.

[Renegade_22]

Talk about hammering home a point..

[JM_Brazil]

I heard that the hammer went off by accident.

[African_shadows]

Hammers don't kill people. People kill people :D

[Renegade_22]

JM_Brazil wrote:

I heard that the hammer went off by accident.

Might have ricoched off something..

[justaguess]

Got to keep this story hush hush or just like the prices of AR15's jumped the Govt will tell us that hammers jumped from 30 thousand to 40 thousand almost overnight..!

[milwaukee69]

justaguess wrote:

Got to keep this story hush hush or just like the prices of AR15's jumped the Govt will tell us that hammers jumped from 30 thousand to 40 thousand almost overnight..!

I hear this NRA analogy all the time, and quite frankly - it is getting pretty old. I mean it was "cute" the first couple thousand times, but really?

There is a difference though - I mean between a hammer and an AR-15. AR-15's were designed to take lives. Hammers were designed to build lives. The Carpenter used a hammer, not an AR-15.

[African_shadows]

What a way to die. wow