Suicide by Hammer Ruled in Man's Bizarre Death

Jan 19, 2013 Full story: Patch.com 40

Michael Muretta struggled for years with mental illness. His struggle reached a horrific end last August when the 47-year-old Williams Township man struck himself in the head with a hammer, causing fatal injuries.

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tiger_-_dad

Hugoton, KS

#1 Jan 19, 2013
....Oh Boy, do I have a headache!

“We're all Bozos on this bus”

Since: Jan 07

Indianapolis, IN

#2 Jan 19, 2013
Bang, bang, Michael's rusty hammer came down upon his head.

Clang, clang, Michael's rusty hammer made sure that he was dead.
space man

United States

#3 Jan 19, 2013
Yea ok....suicide by hammer?
Parden pard

Bath, PA

#4 Jan 19, 2013
What a wimp,,,,could've used a sledge hammer,,,shessh
Edwin

Beecher City, IL

#5 Jan 19, 2013
Now Obama has to pass a law banning the sale of hammers !!!
Guest

Jackson, MO

#6 Jan 19, 2013
Was this an Assault hammer?
Donkey Estonkey

Hampton, VA

#7 Jan 19, 2013
Understand the NHA is mobilizing its lobbyists.

Level 2

Since: Dec 11

SoundGarden

#8 Jan 20, 2013
We need to ban all hammers immediately and allow federal licensing laws to regulate their restricted usage on special occasions only.
we must act now before we start seeing mass suicide pacts by hammers form

Level 2

Since: May 12

Cashel, Ireland

#9 Jan 20, 2013
STOP!!!!
Hammer time..
beatlesinthebog

Christchurch, New Zealand

#10 Jan 20, 2013
Uh Clem wrote:
Bang, bang, Michael's rusty hammer came down upon his head.
Clang, clang, Michael's rusty hammer made sure that he was dead.
....um...Trini Lopez?

“... lazy, hazy, crazy...”

Since: Aug 08

... daze of summer ...

#11 Jan 20, 2013
... and here im thinkin this was a union shop ...

“Pair of Socks”

Since: Dec 06

.Beats an Ace High

#13 Jan 20, 2013
They hit the nail on the head with that Ruling,..

“So it's not you, It's them?”

Level 9

Since: Jun 11

Location hidden

#14 Jan 20, 2013
If all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail?

“New & Improved..”

Level 8

Since: Oct 07

Formerly From Kenya

#15 Jan 20, 2013
Going through life with mental illness is like a ball & peen.

“Where DO missing socks go?”

Level 7

Since: Jun 11

They run away to join the show

#16 Jan 20, 2013
They decided it was suicide because the door was locked ? What a Houdini.

Reading this left me feeling stunned.
Parden pard

Bath, PA

#17 Jan 20, 2013
"If I had a hammer,,? I'd hammer in the morning,,,,"
(continue,fill in);__________etc.

“n stuff..”

Level 7

Since: Apr 08

Location hidden

#18 Jan 20, 2013
So he got hammered? right?

“New & Improved..”

Level 8

Since: Oct 07

Formerly From Kenya

#19 Jan 20, 2013
Odd things men do when they believe their sanity is under a tack.
Parden pard

Bath, PA

#20 Jan 20, 2013
Parden pard wrote:
"If I had a hammer,,? I'd hammer in the morning,,,,"
(continue,fill in);__________etc.
I'd hammer in the evening,,,Sheshhhh,,,,all young-onns and no beat-nicks,,,,,sad,,,,,(no history),,,,play your dumb-ass video games then,,,,,,! and stay stupid,,,,,!

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Since: Feb 12

Bronx, NY

#21 Jan 20, 2013

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