What about a barbed-wire fence, land mines, several attack dogs and evenly-spaced guard towers? You can probably get everything you need from the Iron Curtain Surplus Store.How about we bring our Military home to protect US.. Even with an armed guard or two in the school systems,(which I think is a reasonable start)...
GOD BLESS OUR ARMED FORCES
Of course once "the bad guys" know that kindergartens are impenetrable you'll eventually have to fortify the post offices, the cinemas, churches, gas stations, pawn shops, Kentucky Fried Chicken, Toys R Us, the Pancake House, Circle K, 7/11, PDQ, Pick 'n Save, Disneyland, Disney World, Knotsberry Farm, the Grand Canyon, Yellowstone National Park, the Statue of Liberty, roadside saltwater taffy shacks, MacDonald's, Burger King, Big Boy, KMART, and every other place that children are known to frequent.
Giving Americans jobs with fair wages and outlawing guns just might be the cheapest way out after all! Yibidy, yibidy, yibidy, that's all folks!