Mass. schools closed due to slippery floors

Sep 12, 2013 Full story: KBCI CBS 2 15

A Massachusetts school district has canceled classes for the day because floors are too slippery.

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Parden Pard

Bath, PA

#1 Sep 12, 2013
Well woop-dee dooo.When I was a kid and every thing was slippery,,,because it was frozen,,,,We'd had to put on our ice-skates and blade-it up hill for five miles to go to school.It was a relief to make it and get into the warm 38 degree one log stove class room.

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...... then my reputation

#2 Sep 12, 2013
Who fell and couldn't get up?

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Since: Jul 07

Vancouver, Canada

#3 Sep 12, 2013
What an excuse for playing hookey.

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#4 Sep 13, 2013
Any excuse will do!

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#5 Sep 13, 2013
Call me crazy, but I wonder if those who made the purchase decision actually walked on this type floor before giving it a thumbs-up?

This is precisely what happens when government is involved in things like this. And I'll bet you it was just one person making the decision..."Hey, that looks nice, I'll take it....and I'll need for you to drop off two thousand square feet at my house too"...wink-wink.

“Forehead wrinkle”

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Homefries

#6 Sep 13, 2013
I wonder if the floors were slippery because of all the masticating going on there?

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#7 Sep 13, 2013
DILF wrote:
I wonder if the floors were slippery because of all the masticating going on there?
One of the teachers at my high school used to pop in to a class and invite the teacher to masticate with him. He sometimes got huge laughs, but more often painful groans.
PDX Dave

Portland, OR

#8 Sep 13, 2013
Bubbletoes wrote:
Call me crazy, but I wonder if those who made the purchase decision actually walked on this type floor before giving it a thumbs-up? This is precisely what happens when government is involved in things like this. And I'll bet you it was just one person making the decision..."Hey, that looks nice, I'll take it....and I'll need for you to drop off two thousand square feet at my house too"...wink-wink.
Actually if you read the article, it was because of the kind of wax but on the floors. All they need to do a strip that off, and they're good to go. It had nothing to do with government buying the wrong kinds of flooring. And yes government was involved, that's who runs the schools. Local government. And as long as you're being snarky, what you think about the 23 possible lawsuits the school district is that I have now for hurting kids and others!

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#9 Sep 13, 2013
What is this...training camp for the Bruins???
Parden Pard

Bath, PA

#10 Sep 13, 2013
Marissa 2 wrote:
What is this...training camp for the Bruins???
NO,,It's brain washing of the new marine recruits in basic.
When you get the concrete floor to shine like a mirror,,,strip it and start all over,,,MAGIDS

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#11 Sep 14, 2013
PDX Dave wrote:
<quoted text>
Actually if you read the article, it was because of the kind of wax but on the floors. All they need to do a strip that off, and they're good to go. It had nothing to do with government buying the wrong kinds of flooring. And yes government was involved, that's who runs the schools. Local government. And as long as you're being snarky, what you think about the 23 possible lawsuits the school district is that I have now for hurting kids and others!
If we actually read the articles, this forum would be called 'Onbeat', not Offbeat.

Humor is medicine for the soul.

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Since: Dec 10

Homefries

#12 Sep 16, 2013
DC tells it like it is wrote:
<quoted text>
If we actually read the articles, this forum would be called 'Onbeat', not Offbeat.
Humor is medicine for the soul.
Luckily I maintain a stock of such medication!!!!

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#13 Sep 16, 2013
DILF wrote:
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Luckily I maintain a stock of such medication!!!!
Too bad we can not become dealers. I love the stuff and wish everyone would get it, be on it, and have a good laugh daily, if not a few times. Feels so gooooooood!

“Forehead wrinkle”

Since: Dec 10

Homefries

#14 Sep 16, 2013
DC tells it like it is wrote:
<quoted text>
Too bad we can not become dealers. I love the stuff and wish everyone would get it, be on it, and have a good laugh daily, if not a few times. Feels so gooooooood!
Maybe one day we will meet and we can have a big ole plate of these drugs in front of us so we can masticate on them together!!!

8-)

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#15 Sep 17, 2013
DILF wrote:
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Maybe one day we will meet and we can have a big ole plate of these drugs in front of us so we can masticate on them together!!!
8-)
At the rate things are going out there....we better meet soon and serve this plate up, not only for our enjoyment, but world wide enlightenment. Before we all fall down.

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