Drunk waitress caught having sex outside waffle house tried to wear CHEESEBURGER as a shoe

Nov 9, 2013 Full story: Mirror.co.uk 58

Ibragim Todashev, 27, is believed to have been investigated following the terror attacks and reportedly knew bombing suspect Tamerlan Tsarnaev Axe on vessels of more than 40,000 tonnes using the Giudecca canal in and out of the port will start to fall from January, with a 20% reduction in traffic A 21-year-old died after the attack last night, and ... (more)

Full Story
First Prev
of 3
Next Last

Level 8

Since: Jan 11

Location hidden

#42 Nov 11, 2013
She should get a raise, although, she may already have.

“Hippie Single DAD, vet, Honest”

Level 6

Since: Apr 11

Steamboat Sprgs Colorado

#43 Nov 11, 2013
He got a raise &she got thrown out on her A**
Rick
Long Haul Trucker

Medford, NY

#44 Nov 12, 2013
wichita-rick wrote:
He got a raise &she got thrown out on her A**
Rick
I'd pick her up.......
Amn

Mumbai, India

#45 Nov 12, 2013
Chut
Abn

Medford, NY

#46 Nov 12, 2013
Amn wrote:
Chut
ney
for sure

White Hall, AR

#47 Nov 12, 2013
i had sex with a girl in the driveway of her parents house...she had just turned 18 and we got all hot and bothered so we had sex right there with the street not 20 foot from the back of my truck but we made it work...got her cherry right there...and i am an ole' arkansas redneck!!
Sublime1 wrote:
You might be a redneck if...
you get arrested for having drunken sex inside a pickup truck outside a waffle house in Georgia.

Level 8

Since: Aug 08

Location hidden

#48 Nov 12, 2013
for sure wrote:
i had sex with a girl in the driveway of her parents house...she had just turned 18 and we got all hot and bothered so we had sex right there with the street not 20 foot from the back of my truck but we made it work...got her cherry right there...and i am an ole' arkansas redneck!!
<quoted text>
Well, I cant top that.

When I was first dating my wife, in high school (she was 16, I was 17) she had to be home by 12.

Wed usually go to her place at 11, sit in my truck, until about 12, and make out (no sex at first she made me wait a good 7 months and until she was on bc bjs were okay, tho hard to drive with that going on, I tell ya).

We lost track of time once and it was a good bit past 12. Windows were all foggy. All of a sudden we hear a knock on the window. It was her dad, lmao.

It was a bit awkward, but fortunately, he liked me.
dem

Kansas City, MO

#50 Nov 12, 2013
Sublime1 wrote:
<quoted text>
Well, I cant top that.
When I was first dating my wife, in high school (she was 16, I was 17) she had to be home by 12.
Wed usually go to her place at 11, sit in my truck, until about 12, and make out (no sex at first she made me wait a good 7 months and until she was on bc bjs were okay, tho hard to drive with that going on, I tell ya).
We lost track of time once and it was a good bit past 12. Windows were all foggy. All of a sudden we hear a knock on the window. It was her dad, lmao.
It was a bit awkward, but fortunately, he liked me.
why? because you blew him too?

Level 8

Since: Aug 08

Location hidden

#51 Nov 12, 2013
dem wrote:
<quoted text>why? because you blew him too?
If I know one thing about this world it's that you can always count on dem to have gay sex on his mind...

Level 8

Since: Jan 11

Location hidden

#52 Nov 12, 2013
I got wasted on diesel once, and got caught making love to a metal garbage can. Good times.
beatlesinthebog

Auckland, New Zealand

#53 Nov 12, 2013
Sublime1 wrote:
<quoted text>
Well, I cant top that.
When I was first dating my wife, in high school (she was 16, I was 17) she had to be home by 12.
Wed usually go to her place at 11, sit in my truck, until about 12, and make out (no sex at first she made me wait a good 7 months and until she was on bc bjs were okay, tho hard to drive with that going on, I tell ya).
We lost track of time once and it was a good bit past 12. Windows were all foggy. All of a sudden we hear a knock on the window. It was her dad, lmao.
It was a bit awkward, but fortunately, he liked me.
hahaha...when I first read that I thought you said "...he licked me"!!!!. Oh those Ides of youth! My girlfriends parents went out on a Friday night so we got a few hrs of uninterrupted 'wild thing'...until the time we both went to sleep, to find upon awakening that they had arrived home. Eventually we had to present ourselves expecting the worst.....only to be offered a coffee and a bit of chat about their night out. Well hell, a few years hence I married her..........sadly it ended almost 15yrs later,maybe without the cold sweat under the armpits the fun went away?
Virgil Starkwell

Midland, TX

#54 Nov 12, 2013
don't see a problem here until she wears the cottage cheese as panties.

Level 8

Since: Jan 11

Location hidden

#55 Nov 12, 2013
She has a heart of gold, and low standards. My kind of lady!

Since: Jan 07

Location Shown

#56 Nov 12, 2013
date a Nurse,






She has touched one before,...
Warm Storage

Medford, NY

#57 Nov 12, 2013
Not for nuthin, but you should have seen where the cheeseburger fell out of........

8-|

Level 8

Since: Aug 08

Location hidden

#58 Nov 13, 2013
beatlesinthebog wrote:
<quoted text>hahaha...when I first read that I thought you said "...he licked me"!!!!.
Ack!!!
beatlesinthebog wrote:
<quoted text> Oh those Ides of youth! My girlfriends parents went out on a Friday night so we got a few hrs of uninterrupted 'wild thing'...until the time we both went to sleep, to find upon awakening that they had arrived home. Eventually we had to present ourselves expecting the worst.....only to be offered a coffee and a bit of chat about their night out. Well hell, a few years hence I married her..........sadly it ended almost 15yrs later,maybe without the cold sweat under the armpits the fun went away?
At least they didn't delve into your night in.

I'm sorry to hear it ended.
A gentleman

Hoffman Estates, IL

#59 Nov 13, 2013
Well, I'm not one of those guys that talk freely about how slutty their wives were and probably still are. Those guys are jerks.

Level 8

Since: Jan 11

Location hidden

#60 Nov 13, 2013
A gentleman wrote:
Well, I'm not one of those guys that talk freely about how slutty their wives were and probably still are. Those guys are jerks.
Well, I AM! Your wife is so slutty, if she had as many poking out of her as have been poking in her, she would look like a porcupine. She's so slutty, the free clinic saves a seat for her every week. Just sayin'

Tell me when this thread is updated:

Subscribe Now Add to my Tracker
First Prev
of 3
Next Last

Add your comments below

Characters left: 4000

Please note by submitting this form you acknowledge that you have read the Terms of Service and the comment you are posting is in compliance with such terms. Be polite. Inappropriate posts may be removed by the moderator. Send us your feedback.

Weird Discussions

Title Updated Last By Comments
Change-Six-Of-Six-Letters....Fun Game! 5 min Roxie Darling 525
What song are you listening to right now? (Apr '08) 8 min Good-Evil 155,091
~`*`~ Create a sentence using the 'letters' of ... (Oct '12) 12 min Nobody 2 Special 1,971
3 Word Advice (Good or Bad) 18 min Roy 683
King Tut's Iconic Mask Breaks, 'Fix' Is Even Worse 30 min Dr Wu 10
Evolution vs. Creation (Jul '11) 34 min Chimney1 141,622
ChANge "2" letter ChANgLE 36 min Dr Wu 111
"man" words 40 min Dr Wu 136
Most of the posters on the Weird are? 6 hr Oskar 43
El's Kitchen (Feb '09) 7 hr LOST IN MISSISSIPPI 38,379
Whatcha' doing? (Apr '12) 8 hr mr goodwrench 7,610
More from around the web