Drunk waitress caught having sex outside waffle house tried to wear CHEESEBURGER as a shoe

Nov 9, 2013 Full story: Mirror.co.uk 58

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#1 Nov 9, 2013
...i've been that drunk....cheeseburgers are tough to accessorize though.......sesame seeds are so gauche...

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#2 Nov 9, 2013
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#3 Nov 9, 2013
You know you've had too many drinks when...

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#4 Nov 9, 2013
Hey at least she got a tip!


Rick
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#5 Nov 9, 2013
Momma!

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#6 Nov 9, 2013
I'm glad to see they got to the sole of the matter.
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#7 Nov 10, 2013
Please donate to the Little Donny Foundation.
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#8 Nov 10, 2013
Imagine that!!

Better not leave that shoe under the bed or the
Mice will have it!

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#10 Nov 10, 2013
You might be a redneck if...

you get arrested for having drunken sex inside a pickup truck outside a waffle house in Georgia.

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#11 Nov 10, 2013
The cheeseburger meal doesn't include sausage. That comes ala carte.

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He can drink all he wants!

#12 Nov 10, 2013
He ordered one of the local menu items evidently.

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#13 Nov 10, 2013
Was the cheeseburger the wrong size...:)
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#14 Nov 10, 2013
Tears of Oberon wrote:
You know you've had too many drinks when...
That Georgia 'shine is some powerful stuff.

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#15 Nov 10, 2013
"I repeat!" "I did not have sex with that girl!" Okay a little social sausage inside those waffles does NOT constitute sex...At least we never did it in The Oral Office!

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#16 Nov 10, 2013
Old Sam wrote:
...i've been that drunk....cheeseburgers are tough to accessorize though.......sesame seeds are so gauche...
She had no choice. She had already eaten the shoe.
tap dat waitress hard

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#17 Nov 10, 2013
This is the anthem of waitresses across America.


I wonder if he cream pied her or shot onto her?

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#18 Nov 10, 2013
Now what was she trying to wear as a tampon?

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#19 Nov 10, 2013
Mexican Hillbilly wrote:
"I repeat!" "I did not have sex with that girl!" Okay a little social sausage inside those waffles does NOT constitute sex...At least we never did it in The Oral Office!
"Social sausage?" Is that what you guys call it now?

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#20 Nov 10, 2013

Dine and dash,...



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...... then my reputation

#21 Nov 10, 2013
Order scramble on 2, make one with cheese, raisin, it's a plate scattered smothered covered. Quarter plate on 2, one gets cheese it's a double plate scattered and chunked. Yeah .... It's like that!

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