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Tragedy always strikes twice!

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Sally Brown wrote:
Life sucks then you die!
Never die unnatural death.

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Time for a celebration!

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Jan 20, 2013
 
...not available in stores....

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...Stock up now and save!......

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Don't you give me THAT look!!

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What's wrong with you?

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Jan 21, 2013
 
I've fallen and I can't get up!!!!!

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#4991
Jan 21, 2013
 
Sally Brown wrote:
I've fallen and I can't get up!!!!!
Watching wayyyy toooo many TV commercials.. BRAIN DEAD!! Look away, Look away...

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Jan 21, 2013
 
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<quoted text> Watching wayyyy toooo many TV commercials.. BRAIN DEAD!! Look away, Look away...
Look away!!! Nooooooo I can't I might miss a good one!!!!!

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Jan 21, 2013
 
...just pay seperate shipping and handling....

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... EDITING ...

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... all employees must wash their hands ...

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Jan 21, 2013
 
...walk this way....

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Jan 21, 2013
 
Walk like an Egyptian(dodging bullets nowadays)

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Graceful as a pig on ice.

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Jan 21, 2013
 
What do you think you're doing!

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dancing the robot, again
I was trying to tango!
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It takes two to Tango...

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Jan 22, 2013
 
...do not try this at home....

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Jan 23, 2013
 
Drunk as a pig.
Hillary Clinton

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