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#4475
May 29, 2012
 
You're Everything to Me!

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#4476
May 29, 2012
 
If heat makes things expand....
I don't have a weight problem.
I am just Hot!

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#4477
May 29, 2012
 
I can spend hours with you, and I still miss you as soon as i leave.

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#4478
May 29, 2012
 
Do what makes you happy and love as long as you live.

“A *wink* and a smile!!”

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May 29, 2012
 

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I'm off to see the Wizard!!:)

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#4480
May 29, 2012
 
There's no place like home!
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#4481
May 29, 2012
 
How many licks to the center of a tootsie pop?

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#4482
May 29, 2012
 
Melts in your mouth and not your hand.

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#4483
May 29, 2012
 
Taste the rainbow!

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#4484
May 29, 2012
 
Good job scientists, you've created another abomination.

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May 29, 2012
 

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Walk the Walk, Talk the Talk.....

“It's A New Dawn”

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#4486
May 29, 2012
 
Peace, Love and Happiness...Hippies UNITE!!

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#4487
May 29, 2012
 
Same old Sh*t, different Day.

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#4488
May 29, 2012
 
Dead man walking

“What is todays "scandal"?”

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Blame Bush! S'worked so far..

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#4489
May 29, 2012
 
Well....I guess that is good enough....

“smile and have fun!”

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#4490
May 29, 2012
 
Another day, another 50 cents!

It's good enough for government work!

It's my kinda party!

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#4491
May 29, 2012
 
It takes one to know one.

“Jody”

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#4492
May 29, 2012
 
Conversation overheard from neighborhood kids:...

We've got the wood if we could find someone to build it.

It's just a skate board ramp, how hard can it be?

That looks strong enough to me.

I'm doing a jump from the top to the second sidewalk crack.

If you can do it, I can.

Bet you can't.

Race ya!

Don't touch them.

Some one go get their momma.

[Two hours later sounds of a hammer in deconstruction]

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#4493
May 29, 2012
 
I double-dawg dare ya!

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May 29, 2012
 

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