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#42 Nov 19, 2012
milwaukee69 wrote:
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I did a term paper back in school that examined the question of what people's view of Santa Claus was to them.
You'd be surprised to know that 90% of all people, regardless of race, creed or color, look at Sanat Claus as some fat, old white man with a beard.
True story bro'.
Well, I'm impressed Pres. I believe you. I voted for you.
And I'm not your bro' man... I'm female.. so that would mean your bit*& but I'm not yours... so there you have it...

:) word?

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#43 Nov 19, 2012
... there went the keyboard ... hahaha ...

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#44 Nov 19, 2012
QuiteCrazy wrote:
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Well, I'm impressed Pres. I believe you. I voted for you.
And I'm not your bro' man... I'm female.. so that would mean your bit*& but I'm not yours... so there you have it...
:) word?
ROTFLMAO
It's just a saying...

I wonder what an Oriental Santa Clause would sound like?

"Ro, ro, ro!!! Mellay Clistmas!!!"

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#45 Nov 19, 2012
milwaukee69 wrote:
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It's just a saying...
I wonder what an Oriental Santa Clause would sound like?
"Ro, ro, ro!!! Mellay Clistmas!!!"
LMAO

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#46 Nov 19, 2012
QuiteCrazy wrote:
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LOL.. why? Okay, first you look like a tourist and that's a big no no which means you'll get scammed, robbed, "bumped",...
second, smile like that when they smile first or you know them... else you might get a beat down, a$$ whopping, translation beat up.
third, if you happen to be walking in those streets it's best to look <ahem> hard.. hardcore.. like a mean mfer.. or.. see.. like "don't mess with me or I'll f-u up," ... depends on where you are else.. that attitude would mean.. You are LOOKing for a beat down or a fight or "bringing it"
fourth.. you getting this?.. you smile like that an you might like girls but you might get <ahem>another type of attention... manly like...
five... You're awfully friendly looking by the pic. and sometimes people take that as a sucka, glib, fool, etc... been there done that... it's not pretty
Bud, I'm just speaking from experince maybe you'll be in the right side of town with friends and they'll watch out for you but don't be fool, NYers.. we are friendly just takes awhile... a lot of weirdies there...
btw becareful on the bus and trains
Oh, I get it. I've heard similar stories and I've watched countless American movies :)

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#48 Nov 19, 2012
Still too early but love it..God bless :O)

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#49 Nov 20, 2012
I hope it speeds by light a run away train lights, carols, and cheer.

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#50 Nov 20, 2012
QuiteCrazy wrote:
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LMAO
like in the movie Christmas story when they were trying to sing Deck the Halls at the restaurant lol

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#51 Nov 20, 2012
arctic wrote:
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Not letting go of that one are you? lol
Not until you get over the urge to shoot Romney in the face.

lol.

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#52 Nov 21, 2012
Freckles Are Smoochable wrote:
<quoted text>like in the movie Christmas story when they were trying to sing Deck the Halls at the restaurant lol
that movie was hilarious.. my kids watched it, we were in NY for the two winters were the snow was so high .. and they wanted to go play in "the white stuff" i said neive.. snow... i didn't really think about how "stuffed" my little guy was until he fell over.. like the in the movie... my eldest said to be "ma, NO!"

thank goodness none of them have asked for a bb gun !!!

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#53 Nov 21, 2012
I've never seen snow with my own eyes. I haven't experienced winter either.
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#54 Nov 21, 2012
African_shadows wrote:
I've never seen snow with my own eyes. I haven't experienced winter either.
Well, just don't get married.....because that will decrease your chances of seeing it.

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#55 Nov 21, 2012
Single Guy wrote:
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Well, just don't get married.....because that will decrease your chances of seeing it.
lol. Offbeat is full of funny people!

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#56 Nov 21, 2012
that wasnt nice getting married is great when you take time to find the right person to be with..
Well when you come to america you will see alot of things you have missed out on..You are in for a treat..Yes some on here are very funny..LOL..what a great place to be when you are depressed and down ,feeling low and have no friends come to offbeat..Yaaaaaaaa..

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#57 Nov 21, 2012
QuiteCrazy wrote:
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that movie was hilarious.. my kids watched it, we were in NY for the two winters were the snow was so high .. and they wanted to go play in "the white stuff" i said neive.. snow... i didn't really think about how "stuffed" my little guy was until he fell over.. like the in the movie... my eldest said to be "ma, NO!"
thank goodness none of them have asked for a bb gun !!!
lol
we got the youngest two bb guns two years ago. We live in the country so they had fun UNTIL they decided to shoot each other!!!

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#58 Nov 23, 2012
Freckles Are Smoochable wrote:
<quoted text>lol
we got the youngest two bb guns two years ago. We live in the country so they had fun UNTIL they decided to shoot each other!!!
OH no that's horrible!!!

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#59 Nov 23, 2012
Freckles Are Smoochable wrote:
<quoted text>lol
we got the youngest two bb guns two years ago. We live in the country so they had fun UNTIL they decided to shoot each other!!!
That seems to be the ultimate outcome in that scenario. We had BB gun wars too. A buddy of mine still has a BB in the palm of his hand.

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#60 Nov 23, 2012
TY love my beautiful judgeits..Have a great day as always..:O)

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