what is your funniest pun
Jay B

Vestal, NY

#81 Mar 8, 2012
I saw a movie about beavers last night. It was the best dam movie I ever saw.
Jay B

Vestal, NY

#82 Mar 8, 2012
Never lie to an X-Ray technician. They can see right through you.

“We're all Bozos on this bus”

Since: Jan 07

South Bend, IN

#83 Mar 8, 2012
Little Jimmy's teacher asked him what he had for breakfast. Little Jimmy said "I et three eggs."

Teacher said, "You mean ate!"

Jimmy said, "Maybe it WAS 8 I et."
Jay B

United States

#84 Mar 9, 2012
Sleeping comes so naturally to me that I can do it with my eyes closed.

Level 1

Since: Feb 10

Ocala, FL

#85 Mar 9, 2012
They have to put fences around cemeteries because people are dying to get in.
Anonymous

Jenison, MI

#86 Mar 9, 2012
I read the book, “I’d Like to Give You a Squeeze,” by Anna Konda.
Jay B

United States

#87 Mar 9, 2012
Watching the movie Titanic is a real downer.
Anonymous

Jenison, MI

#88 Mar 9, 2012
I read this book, “Be Prepared,” by Justin Case.
Jay B

United States

#89 Mar 9, 2012
I've never killed a deer, but I'll take a shot at it.
Jay B

Vestal, NY

#90 Mar 9, 2012
Bear fights can often turn grizzly.

“We're all Bozos on this bus”

Since: Jan 07

South Bend, IN

#91 Mar 9, 2012
That man's nuts!!!

Level 2

Since: Mar 12

Jamestown, ny

#92 Mar 10, 2012
Jay B is now posting as The Happy Hacker. I've now joined the topix community, and thought a cab driver on zoloft was fiting of this screen name.

Anyway, here's tonights pun:

I was diagnosed with insomnia last week and I'm getting tired of it.

Level 2

Since: Mar 12

Jamestown, ny

#93 Mar 10, 2012
Thieves stole all the toilets at the local precinct. Police have nothing to go on.

“We're all Bozos on this bus”

Since: Jan 07

South Bend, IN

#94 Mar 10, 2012
Wipe that simile off your phrase.

My memory is a little cloudy. Have we metaphor?

Level 1

Since: Feb 10

Ocala, FL

#95 Mar 10, 2012
Hey buddy, have you got the time? Yes." Thanks.

“We're all Bozos on this bus”

Since: Jan 07

South Bend, IN

#96 Mar 10, 2012
From MASH: Major Burns

“We're all Bozos on this bus”

Since: Jan 07

South Bend, IN

#97 Mar 10, 2012
The bloodhound doggedly tracks his prey.

“We're all Bozos on this bus”

Since: Jan 07

South Bend, IN

#98 Mar 11, 2012
Quiet around here. Anybody got a pun in the oven?

“We're all Bozos on this bus”

Since: Jan 07

South Bend, IN

#99 Mar 11, 2012
I'd like to get paid in silver dollars for a change.

“We're all Bozos on this bus”

Since: Jan 07

South Bend, IN

#100 Mar 11, 2012
She was the gorilla my dreams.

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