what is your funniest pun

what is your funniest pun

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Jay B

Vestal, NY

#1 Feb 26, 2012
I was wondering why the beseball was getting bigger, but then it hit me.

I'm reading a book on anti-gravity, I just can't put it down.
Jay B

Vestal, NY

#2 Feb 26, 2012
Sign at the rehab center - Keep Off the Grass
Level 1

Since: Feb 12

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#3 Feb 26, 2012
It's not that the man did not know how to juggle, he just didn't have the balls to do it.
Jay B

Vestal, NY

#4 Feb 26, 2012
I used to have a fear of hurdles, but I got over it.
Jay B

Vestal, NY

#5 Feb 27, 2012
A hole was found at the nudist camp. Police are looking into it..
pappy

Ocala, FL

#6 Feb 27, 2012
If you aren't the lead sled dog, the scenery never changes.
Jay B

United States

#7 Feb 27, 2012
A man sent in an entry for a contest for the funniest pun. He thought he could increase his chances by sending in 9 more. He hoped he would win a prize, but when the winners where announced, he found out that no pun in ten did.
Jay B

Vestal, NY

#8 Feb 27, 2012
I forgot how to throw my boomerang, but then it came back to me.

“We're all Bozos on this bus”

Since: Jan 07

South Bend, IN

#9 Feb 27, 2012
Guy walks into a hardware store:
I want to buy some asbestos.(It's a very old story, OK?)

He looks at it and asks the clerk: "Is this asbestos there is?"

The clerk answers: "No, but it's asbestos we've got."
Jay B

Vestal, NY

#10 Feb 27, 2012
Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?
Jay B

Vestal, NY

#11 Feb 28, 2012
Energizer Bunny arrested - charged with battery.
ukwildcats

Manchester, KY

#12 Feb 28, 2012
u got a shitty job ( to a sanitation worker)

Since: Feb 11

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#13 Feb 28, 2012
I once worked in a bakery but I got sick of the dough and decided to go on the loaf.

“We're all Bozos on this bus”

Since: Jan 07

South Bend, IN

#14 Feb 28, 2012
Time wounds all heels.
Jay B

United States

#15 Feb 28, 2012
Then there was the guy that was cut in half. He's all right now.
Jay B

Vestal, NY

#16 Feb 28, 2012
Whoever invented knock-knock jokes should get a no-bell prize.
Jay B

Vestal, NY

#17 Feb 29, 2012
A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat.

“Towards Christmas.”

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#18 Feb 29, 2012
Jay B wrote:
I was wondering why the beseball was getting bigger, but then it hit me.
I'm reading a book on anti-gravity, I just can't put it down.
You might get a few here to interest you,
this thread's
been going a while now:

Good luck with your thread.

http://www.topix.com/forum/news/weird/T92VG16...
Jay B

United States

#19 Feb 29, 2012
Corduroy pillows are making headlines.
Jay B

Vestal, NY

#20 Feb 29, 2012
I used to be a cab driver, but found out I couldn't hack it.

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