Is Masturbation wrong?
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beatlesinthebog

New Zealand

#50 Oct 4, 2012
Jim1952 wrote:
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Crack makes me feel good when I'm high on it -- but I feel bad when I'm not high and detoxing, and I also feel bad when I'm arrested for using drugs. Should I keep using crack?
Why not....reckon it's too late now anyway

“It's all part of my charm.....”

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#51 Oct 4, 2012
"If God had intended us not to masturbate, He would have made our arms shorter."
--George Carlin

"Don't knock maturbation. It's sex with someone I love."
--Woody Allen.

;0)

“Standin' In A”

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#52 Oct 4, 2012
I don't know, but I wouldn't try it with an eggbeater and a ping pong paddle.
(that would be wrong)
Krypteia

Eastbourne, UK

#53 Oct 4, 2012
You masturbate too much if you can change hands without missing a stroke.

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#54 Oct 4, 2012
Fisherman 808 wrote:
I don't know, but I wouldn't try it with an eggbeater and a ping pong paddle.
(that would be wrong)
How do you feel about rubber chickens? Or are they against your religion?=0)
Krypteia

Eastbourne, UK

#55 Oct 4, 2012
I wank so much in the shower i now get an erection everytime it rains..

“Standin' In A”

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#56 Oct 4, 2012
Rubyur Chickens?
I'm half Confucian, half Buddhist.
Confucius say: Man who rubyur chickens, get hairy psalms.
Transgender Geno

United States

#57 Oct 4, 2012
according to thirteen of my alter ego's it is
the other thirteen loathe me
its odd being me, even on a good day
yes it is, no i'm not, yes you are, who said that
alright, enough is enough, quit whining, i'm telling, sissy, you'll go blind, so what, i see your point, no you don't, you're blind. just in one eye, and it stings, is your eye lid glued shut, stop that right now, you're disgusting, so. pipe down, always was, just drips, oh very funny, you liked it last night, who's you, why do you beat ourselves like a rented pack mule, i'm exhausted, your preaching to the choir, have to, know one else will listen, you have a point, the voices, the voices, echo, echo, hello, what was the question, beat it dumbbell, if you insist, you're sick, so am i, huh, why is the room spinning, kurplunk. ah, who farted, you shat yourself, shadddup, make us, huh, hello, you're an idiot, i agree, wait for it, stacking bb's, not this again, what what

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