Teacher Gives Students Birds-and-Bees...

Teacher Gives Students Birds-and-Bees Lesson Starring Herself

There are 28 comments on the snafu-ed.blogspot.com story from Jul 7, 2009, titled Teacher Gives Students Birds-and-Bees Lesson Starring Herself. In it, snafu-ed.blogspot.com reports that:

In Sacramento, CA, Isabelle Jackson Elementary fifth grade teacher Crystal Defanti gave her students a lesson in the birds and the bees, starring herself, without intending to.

Join the discussion below, or Read more at snafu-ed.blogspot.com.

First Prev
of 2
Next Last

Since: Mar 09

Kansas City, MO

#1 Jul 7, 2009
Always a good idea to review your work before you hand it out.

“Out in the West Texas”

Level 1

Since: Mar 08

town of El Paso

#2 Jul 7, 2009
Yeah, I bet all the dads decided to review the DVD half a dozen times just to make sure it was X-rated.
That's one teacher who spreads herself a bit thin.

“1943-2013”

Level 10

Since: Apr 07

Location hidden

#3 Jul 7, 2009
Show and Tell was never like this when I was in school

“TEXAS ... SECEDE”

Since: Feb 08

REPUBLIC OF TEXAS

#4 Jul 7, 2009
skipper wrote:
Show and Tell was never like this when I was in school
LOLOL;)

Since: Mar 09

Gastonia, NC

#5 Jul 7, 2009
Wow! How does one get past this?
Xanth

United States

#6 Jul 7, 2009
Ha ha ha awesome story and most kids that age don't know what they probably saw anyways the only point where I can see parents having a big issue is if the principle was there also stuffing her muffin

Since: Jun 09

Jamestown

#7 Jul 7, 2009
Well when they get older they'll know what to do now.
DILF

Huntington, NY

#8 Jul 7, 2009
Did it show the grand finally? And more importantly did it continue to show her cleaning up the mess? If so, then this could be shown in home economics as well......

Since: Jul 09

Watsonville, CA

#9 Jul 7, 2009
This puts an all new spin on my dog ate my homework.
www.aei69.com

“If The Shoe Fits”

Since: Feb 08

Medina, Ohio

#10 Jul 7, 2009
What better way to teach your students than with actual step by step instructions. Dang we always had to use our imagination. It is hard to imagine a bird and a bee getting it on.

Since: Jul 07

Cincinnati, OH

#11 Jul 7, 2009
Where can you download a copy of this??
Renquist

Washington, DC

#12 Jul 7, 2009
Got it bad, got it bad, got it bad; I'm hot for teacher!

hehehehehehehehehehehehehee
DILF

Huntington, NY

#13 Jul 7, 2009
quattrone wrote:
Where can you download a copy of this??
I don't know. Try calling the school.

“WOOH!!”

Level 1

Since: May 08

Vallejo, CA

#14 Jul 7, 2009
Do we dare ask what's going to be on the final exam?
Skip

Longview, WA

#15 Jul 7, 2009
The teacher is now faced with many options...write a book, become famous, star in a reality show, run for president...the list goes on.
Church Slave

Seattle, WA

#16 Jul 7, 2009
That's not like any bird I've ever seen. I am thinking something more like in the rodent family. Hedgehog maybe.
The REAL Deal

United States

#17 Jul 7, 2009
Dammitt!!She said she'd never show it!!

“Purple girl in a purple world”

Level 8

Since: Apr 08

Plum, Purplonia

#18 Jul 7, 2009
Well, to make good out of this situation, parents are now forced to explain human sexuality to their kids. And since they will be in middle school next year, a good number which share the buses with high schoolers, this is the perfect time to explain things before their peers and upperclassmen do.
The Duke

Westerly, RI

#19 Jul 7, 2009
I agree with Xanth - most kids that young probably wouldn't really understand what they were seeing. And even if they did, kids are remarkably resilient - I doubt their "fragile little minds" were warped all that much. Purple Gurl also has a good point. The more boring and scientific you can get when explaining sex, the better. Bust out the anatomy charts!!
tiger_-_dad

Lawrence, KS

#20 Jul 7, 2009
Teaching must have sure changed since I went to a S-Ed. class years and years ago. Back in those days, not only did the teachers use real birds and bees to teach the class, but the students were forced to wear blind-folds if the action got too hot. lol

Tell me when this thread is updated:

Subscribe Now Add to my Tracker
First Prev
of 2
Next Last

Add your comments below

Characters left: 4000

Please note by submitting this form you acknowledge that you have read the Terms of Service and the comment you are posting is in compliance with such terms. Be polite. Inappropriate posts may be removed by the moderator. Send us your feedback.

Weird Discussions

Title Updated Last By Comments
What song are you listening to right now? (Apr '08) 20 min Fin Dogg 213,079
Change 1 letter game! (Nov '11) 24 min SweLL GirL 10,338
6 letter word ...change one letter game (Oct '08) 27 min SweLL GirL 32,703
5 Letter Word, Change 1 Letter (Oct '15) 29 min SweLL GirL 7,172
Trolliday Inn -- We'll leave the light on for you 46 min Spotted Girl 14
Last Word is First Word (no "breast" word please) (Jul '15) 47 min RowdyRulzRacing 2,334
WHAT???? A NEW word game? FOUR WORDS (Sep '08) 51 min RowdyRulzRacing 46,229
News Grieving father: 'I don't play Trump songs anym... 3 hr Spotted Girl 55
El's Kitchen (Feb '09) 3 hr pizzin around 73,329
News Rihanna: Why She Refused To Watch Her 'Weird' '... 3 hr Spotted Girl 42
Denny Crain's Place (May '10) 9 hr oddie 21,423
More from around the web