Man Rips Off Friend's Testicles In Fo...

Man Rips Off Friend's Testicles In Foreplay

There are 179 comments on the www.anorak.co.uk story from Jan 13, 2010, titled Man Rips Off Friend's Testicles In Foreplay. In it, www.anorak.co.uk reports that:

AT Dusseldorf district court, Hans O. is said to have torn off his friend Alexander J.'s testicles.

“He twisted the scrotum repeatedly until it broke. Then he took the testicles and hurled them from the window.”

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“Don't be afraid of my Freedom”

Since: Sep 09

or your own

#85 Jan 13, 2010
What a nutjob!

“Here's looking at ya!”

Since: Jul 07

Philadelphia, PA

#86 Jan 13, 2010
You grab them..... you squeeze them.... and rip them right off!!!!
storm warning

Luxemburg, WI

#87 Jan 13, 2010
jack Thugman will star in a new polices series based in san francrisco California call squinty one eyed police proctologist
Jennifer

Phoenix, AZ

#88 Jan 13, 2010
I think we should let gay men marry this gay weirdo who rips testicles off of gay men!
EvilJedi

Claremore, OK

#89 Jan 13, 2010
Follow the bouncing ball, err...
...Balls...
EvilJedi

Claremore, OK

#90 Jan 13, 2010
This story relly gets ya...
...Right in the scrotum...

Since: Jan 10

Netherlands

#93 Jan 13, 2010
You had better ask yourself whether you sincerely have your mind set on hans o. Tearing by his friend
Almond Joy Mounds

United States

#94 Jan 13, 2010
Sometimes you feel like a nut sometimes you don't.

Since: Dec 09

Montréal, Canada

#95 Jan 13, 2010
Hans o. Simply tore his friend - foreal?

“Better he should think before”

Since: Jun 08

he shoots his mouth off......

#96 Jan 13, 2010
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahaha (deep breath) hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahaha...

(Sam walks off, laughing.)

Girly-man, indeed.

“"you're not the boss of me"”

Since: Aug 09

yep, right, uh huh

#97 Jan 13, 2010
Old Sam wrote:
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahaha (deep breath) hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahaha...
(Sam walks off, laughing.)
Girly-man, indeed.
you just never can tell what you may read about on Offbeat...things that are better to be read about, methinks.
rush

O Fallon, MO

#98 Jan 13, 2010
If there is a bright side to this I guess the dude wont have to worry about his balls itching anymore!

What a dork_

“They named a cereal for him”

Level 3

Since: Feb 08

Redondo Beach, CA

#99 Jan 13, 2010
-yernogood wrote:
THIS is why I have no friends. I always said this would happen one day.
Ah, that's not true. I busted you straight out making friends with "snowbunny", lmao!

“twists and turns”

Since: Feb 09

lufkin

#100 Jan 13, 2010
it's hard to imaging such a thing happening. threw them out the window? what's up with that
Tom Tom

Saint Paul, MN

#101 Jan 13, 2010
That is why one monkey does let another monkey monkey around with his monkey...We can learn from animals
Wing Tip Sue

Leighton, AL

#102 Jan 13, 2010
Oy vey!!!!!!!!!!
Anita Dicken

Fort Morgan, CO

#104 Jan 13, 2010
When I was a little girl, I saw a naked man sunbathing on the beach. I asked him what that thing between his legs was and he told me it was his duck. Later when he was sleeping , I went back to look at the duck. It spit at me!! So I burned it's nest bit off its head and crushed its eggs.

Since: Jan 10

Israel

#105 Jan 13, 2010
Tearing his friend is a A1 idea

“some...you just can't reach”

Level 1

Since: Jun 08

others...you don't want to

#106 Jan 13, 2010
to the tune of "that's what friends are for"

first the left one
then the right one
then out the window, gone forever more
that's what my balls are for

for twistin, then rippin
jesus christ ...my crotch is fu%^in sore
that's what my balls are for...

i'm not shining, not smiling
don't think you are my buddy anymore
my balls are no damn more
cause that's what my balls were for

Level 4

Since: Dec 09

Buffalo

#107 Jan 13, 2010
I think very few men did not do a ball inhale when reading this.

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