Man Rips Off Friend's Testicles In Foreplay

Jan 13, 2010 | Posted by: Dark_Island | Full story: www.anorak.co.uk

AT Dusseldorf district court, Hans O. is said to have torn off his friend Alexander J.'s testicles.

“He twisted the scrotum repeatedly until it broke. Then he took the testicles and hurled them from the window.”

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“Don't be afraid of my Freedom”

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Jan 13, 2010
 

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What a nutjob!

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#86
Jan 13, 2010
 
You grab them..... you squeeze them.... and rip them right off!!!!
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jack Thugman will star in a new polices series based in san francrisco California call squinty one eyed police proctologist
Jennifer

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I think we should let gay men marry this gay weirdo who rips testicles off of gay men!
EvilJedi

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#89
Jan 13, 2010
 
Follow the bouncing ball, err...
...Balls...
EvilJedi

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#90
Jan 13, 2010
 
This story relly gets ya...
...Right in the scrotum...

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Netherlands

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#93
Jan 13, 2010
 
You had better ask yourself whether you sincerely have your mind set on hans o. Tearing by his friend
Almond Joy Mounds

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#94
Jan 13, 2010
 
Sometimes you feel like a nut sometimes you don't.

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Montréal, Canada

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#95
Jan 13, 2010
 
Hans o. Simply tore his friend - foreal?

“.remember when congress tried-”

Since: Jun 08

..to SOLVE our problems?...

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#96
Jan 13, 2010
 
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahaha (deep breath) hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahaha...

(Sam walks off, laughing.)

Girly-man, indeed.

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yep, right, uh huh

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#97
Jan 13, 2010
 
Old Sam wrote:
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahaha (deep breath) hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahaha...
(Sam walks off, laughing.)
Girly-man, indeed.
you just never can tell what you may read about on Offbeat...things that are better to be read about, methinks.
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Jan 13, 2010
 

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If there is a bright side to this I guess the dude wont have to worry about his balls itching anymore!

“They named a cereal for him”

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#99
Jan 13, 2010
 
-yernogood wrote:
THIS is why I have no friends. I always said this would happen one day.
Ah, that's not true. I busted you straight out making friends with "snowbunny", lmao!

“twists and turns”

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#100
Jan 13, 2010
 
it's hard to imaging such a thing happening. threw them out the window? what's up with that
Tom Tom

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#101
Jan 13, 2010
 
That is why one monkey does let another monkey monkey around with his monkey...We can learn from animals
Wing Tip Sue

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#102
Jan 13, 2010
 
Oy vey!!!!!!!!!!
Anita Dicken

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#104
Jan 13, 2010
 
When I was a little girl, I saw a naked man sunbathing on the beach. I asked him what that thing between his legs was and he told me it was his duck. Later when he was sleeping , I went back to look at the duck. It spit at me!! So I burned it's nest bit off its head and crushed its eggs.

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#105
Jan 13, 2010
 
Tearing his friend is a A1 idea

“some...you just can't reach”

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others...you don't want to

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#106
Jan 13, 2010
 
to the tune of "that's what friends are for"

first the left one
then the right one
then out the window, gone forever more
that's what my balls are for

for twistin, then rippin
jesus christ ...my crotch is fu%^in sore
that's what my balls are for...

i'm not shining, not smiling
don't think you are my buddy anymore
my balls are no damn more
cause that's what my balls were for

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#107
Jan 13, 2010
 
I think very few men did not do a ball inhale when reading this.

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