What's that in your hand?

“Safety First”

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Since: Jun 13

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#22 Jul 7, 2013
Colorado Chick wrote:
A HAMMER..soiooo..I CAN SMASH my Computer... SO, I..WILL NEVER have to POST on TOPIX...ANYMORE!!!
Or you can click on "Shut Down". Hammers are for driving/ removing nails. And hitting spiders.

“We're all Bozos on this bus”

Since: Jan 07

South Bend, IN

#23 Jul 7, 2013
"If I had a hammer, I'd hammer in the morning. I'd hammer in the evening. All over this land."

But maybe that belongs under the thread 'words that sound dirty'?

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#24 Jul 7, 2013
Uh Clem wrote:
"If I had a hammer, I'd hammer in the morning. I'd hammer in the evening. All over this land."
But maybe that belongs under the thread 'words that sound dirty'?
Clem, I gotta tell you this; (Maybe it belongs on the "remember when thread) but here goes:
I remember when they sold 6 packs of the "Fresca" drink, and with it came a 45 record by Trinni Lopez. On one side was the Fresca song, but on the other was the Hammer song. Your post just reminded me of that. Take care!

“ROCK ON ROCKERS!!”

Level 8

Since: Mar 11

Rockin' USA ;)

#25 Jul 7, 2013
really wrote:
<quoted text>
Go to bed.
BITE ME!!!...AzzDrain...
really

Arlington, TX

#26 Jul 7, 2013
Colorado Chick wrote:
<quoted text>BITE ME!!!...AzzDrain...
NO Thanks! I don't want rabies!!!

“We're all Bozos on this bus”

Since: Jan 07

South Bend, IN

#27 Jul 7, 2013
skybobbie wrote:
<quoted text>
Clem, I gotta tell you this; (Maybe it belongs on the "remember when thread) but here goes:
I remember when they sold 6 packs of the "Fresca" drink, and with it came a 45 record by Trinni Lopez. On one side was the Fresca song, but on the other was the Hammer song. Your post just reminded me of that. Take care!
Phew, Fresca! "Let see how bad we can make something taste and still vaguely resemble lemonade."

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#28 Jul 7, 2013
really wrote:
<quoted text>
NO Thanks! I don't want rabies!!!
The Topix vets made certain she is current on all her vaccinations...seems she took a Mr. Ed bite out of the webmasters tushy...

“HEY! Who voted for Jared”

Since: Jun 08

Kushner? No One? Thot so.....

#29 Jul 7, 2013
Uh Clem wrote:
<quoted text>
Phew, Fresca! "Let see how bad we can make something taste and still vaguely resemble lemonade."
...it's ok mixed 50-50 with vodka........

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#30 Jul 25, 2014
ooops..you caught me...
night machine

Saint Peters, MO

#31 Jul 26, 2014
I cannot say right now:)

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#32 Jul 26, 2014
night machine wrote:
I cannot say right now:)
...lol...

“HEY! Who voted for Jared”

Since: Jun 08

Kushner? No One? Thot so.....

#33 Jul 26, 2014
.....yer mom...........

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#34 Jul 26, 2014
..yer dad....lol
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#35 Jul 26, 2014
An itchy boob....well y'all shouldn't ask such nosy questions..

Petal Power

“It's a New Dawn”

Since: Feb 14

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#36 Jul 26, 2014
YOUR..Worthless BALLS!!

Gonna FRY them Up..!!!

Level 9

Since: Jul 11

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#37 Jul 27, 2014
your head....not that one silly thang!!

Petal Power

“It's a New Dawn”

Since: Feb 14

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#38 Jul 27, 2014
My BALL and JACKS..

Time to PLAY!!

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Since: Jul 11

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#39 Jul 28, 2014
Mouse....

“No time like the present”

Since: Jul 08

to make it happen!

#40 Jul 28, 2014
Cold beer in left, mouse in right. Charlotte Church in the middle.
Ozzie

Lafayette, CA

#41 Jul 29, 2014
tomorrow. in my hand.

no. sir. what i really want to be..

JB.

~Oz

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