EP's Garage Party
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#1 Mar 13, 2010
Lets have fun. Bring your fav. libations, any and all jokes no matter the subject, music and good cheer. Corny is ok, so is risque`.

Instigators, wet blankets, bed wetters, and piss moaners will be ignored.

If something offends you, pack your crap up and leave without comment.This is an adult thread.

Here's a joke and some music to get us started:

Valui ad satanam in computatrum meum invocandum - I succeeded in summoning satan into my computer

Vah! Denuone Latine loquebar? Me ineptum. Interdum modo elabitur - Oh! Was I speaking Latin again? Silly me. Sometimes it just sort of slips out



http://www.funnieststuff.net/viewmovie.php...

Kevin cat
http://www.youtube.com/watch...

Do ya f on first dates?
http://www.youtube.com/watch...

fungus
http://www.youtube.com/watch...
http://www.youtube.com/watch...

Jesus In The Bathroom
==========

A Sunday school teacher of pre-schoolers was concerned that his
students might be a little confused about Jesus Christ. He
wanted to make sure they understood that the birth of Jesus
occurred a long time ago, that he grew up, etc. So he asked his
class, "Where is Jesus today?" Steven raised his hand and said,
"He's in heaven!"

Mary was called on and answered, "He's in my heart!"

Little Johnny, waving his hand furiously, blurted out, "I know!
I know! He's in our bathroom!"

The whole class got very quiet, looked at the teacher, and
waited for a response. The teacher was completely at a loss for
a few very long seconds. He finally gathered his wits and asked
Little Johnny how he knew this.

Little Johnny replied, "Well, every morning my father gets up,
bangs on the bathroom door, and yells:

'Jesus Christ, are you still in there?"
~~~~~~~~
Kevin bloody Wilson-do ya fu*k on first dates
http://www.youtube.com/watch...
Level 6

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#2 Mar 13, 2010
Oops what a f-up copied the whole NP page, LOL, oh well . go for it. Have fun!!!

eric113

“Smack the Pack”

Since: Sep 09

Oslo,Norway

#3 Mar 13, 2010
I'm not a bed wetter, but I love farting in bed. You can trap it beneath the blankets, and enjoy it at your leisure.

“Out in the West Texas”

Level 1

Since: Mar 08

town of El Paso

#4 Mar 13, 2010
Oh cool. I didn't even know trailers have garages.
That must be some spiffy trailer park.
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#5 Mar 13, 2010
eric113 wrote:
I'm not a bed wetter, but I love farting in bed. You can trap it beneath the blankets, and enjoy it at your leisure.
LOL, your a gas Eric, thanks for coming in, grab ya jello shot and get comfy. <3
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#6 Mar 13, 2010
William Pena wrote:
Oh cool. I didn't even know trailers have garages.
That must be some spiffy trailer park.
Never lived in one so could't say if they do or not.
LOL, I've always liked your posts, they are usually funny.
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#7 Mar 13, 2010

“This day is.............. .”

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Since: Sep 09

HAIRTASTIC !!!!!!!!!!!!

#8 Mar 13, 2010
Hey EP. Nice place here.
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#9 Mar 13, 2010
onsunday wrote:
Hey EP. Nice place here.
Hey there Onsunday! Thanks, glad you could join me Onsaturday night. We got drinks and snacks in the fridge, help yourself, what ever your pleasure. <3 Hugs!

“This day is.............. .”

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HAIRTASTIC !!!!!!!!!!!!

#10 Mar 14, 2010
Empty_pockets wrote:
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Hey there Onsunday! Thanks, glad you could join me Onsaturday night. We got drinks and snacks in the fridge, help yourself, what ever your pleasure. <3 Hugs!
Thanks EP. It's my favorite day, Onsunday!
Hope your's is well....
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#11 Mar 14, 2010
onsunday wrote:
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Thanks EP. It's my favorite day, Onsunday!
Hope your's is well....
Hey Onsunday, Onsunday! Nice to see ya. Sorry 'bout it being so late in reply. Hope your Onsunday is filled with joy.

Physical & mental exhaustion has kept me in bed most all weekend.(Almost every day is a manic onMonday in my world, LOL.)
It is a blessed day, with two fresh sweet souls having entered into my little real world, on the heels of a sick and cruel one leaving.
Once cursed= twice blessed.
I need a happy song.. b r b:


LOL,I need to find out where those grow! <3

“This day is.............. .”

Level 4

Since: Sep 09

HAIRTASTIC !!!!!!!!!!!!

#12 Mar 14, 2010
Empty_pockets wrote:
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Hey Onsunday, Onsunday! Nice to see ya. Sorry 'bout it being so late in reply. Hope your Onsunday is filled with joy.
Physical & mental exhaustion has kept me in bed most all weekend.(Almost every day is a manic onMonday in my world, LOL.)
It is a blessed day, with two fresh sweet souls having entered into my little real world, on the heels of a sick and cruel one leaving.
Once cursed= twice blessed.
I need a happy song.. b r b:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v =LBkYqku11V0XX
LOL,I need to find out where those grow! <3
Glad to hear your having a good day Onsunday. Hope it gets even better Onmonday....
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#13 Mar 14, 2010
onsunday wrote:
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Glad to hear your having a good day Onsunday. Hope it gets even better Onmonday....
Thank you doll! Wishing a wonderful Onmonday to my friend Onsunday too. <3 Hugs.
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#14 Mar 14, 2010
Whale depression is a serious issue.

“Is Trump still POTUS?”

Since: Jun 08

..just so long as SHE isn't...

#15 Mar 14, 2010
William Pena wrote:
Oh cool. I didn't even know trailers have garages.
That must be some spiffy trailer park.
I have heard some of these Yankee trailers have basements.

P R E T T Y spiffy.
rack

Xiamen, China

#16 Mar 14, 2010

eric113

“Smack the Pack”

Since: Sep 09

Oslo,Norway

#17 Mar 14, 2010
Well, I probably shouldn't drink OnSunday, but a jello shot really isn't a drink, right?

“RIP Eric Medlen FC#4 1973-2007”

Since: Aug 08

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#18 Mar 14, 2010
eric113 wrote:
Well, I probably shouldn't drink OnSunday, but a jello shot really isn't a drink, right?
There's always room for Jell-O!

eric113

“Smack the Pack”

Since: Sep 09

Oslo,Norway

#19 Mar 14, 2010
JFR Fan wrote:
<quoted text>
There's always room for Jell-O!
Did Bill Cosby say that?

“This day is.............. .”

Level 4

Since: Sep 09

HAIRTASTIC !!!!!!!!!!!!

#21 Mar 14, 2010
eric113 wrote:
Well, I probably shouldn't drink OnSunday, but a jello shot really isn't a drink, right?
Bite me eric!
LMAO !
((could NOT resist dude))

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