Instigators, wet blankets, bed wetters, and piss moaners will be ignored.
If something offends you, pack your crap up and leave without comment.This is an adult thread.
Here's a joke and some music to get us started:
Valui ad satanam in computatrum meum invocandum - I succeeded in summoning satan into my computer
Vah! Denuone Latine loquebar? Me ineptum. Interdum modo elabitur - Oh! Was I speaking Latin again? Silly me. Sometimes it just sort of slips out
Do ya f on first dates?
Jesus In The Bathroom
A Sunday school teacher of pre-schoolers was concerned that his
students might be a little confused about Jesus Christ. He
wanted to make sure they understood that the birth of Jesus
occurred a long time ago, that he grew up, etc. So he asked his
class, "Where is Jesus today?" Steven raised his hand and said,
"He's in heaven!"
Mary was called on and answered, "He's in my heart!"
Little Johnny, waving his hand furiously, blurted out, "I know!
I know! He's in our bathroom!"
The whole class got very quiet, looked at the teacher, and
waited for a response. The teacher was completely at a loss for
a few very long seconds. He finally gathered his wits and asked
Little Johnny how he knew this.
Little Johnny replied, "Well, every morning my father gets up,
bangs on the bathroom door, and yells:
'Jesus Christ, are you still in there?"
Kevin bloody Wilson-do ya fu*k on first dates