Missouri Man Breaks Into Church Kitchen, Steals Ice Cream

Mar 21, 2013 | Posted by: roboblogger | Full story: nbcwashington.com

A Missouri man was arrested and charged with three felonies for allegedly breaking into a church kitchen and stealing ice cream.

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Mar 21, 2013
 
HMMMMMM,?,,,?,I wonder if there's a correlation between breaking into CHURCHES and ICE CREAM,,,,,and slobbering all over one self,,,,,hmmmmmm??
(I scream for jesus,,??),,,,,heavenly vanilla)?
Shrinks wanna know,,,,!
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He shoulda made like a banana....and split!!!

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He was making 'moose tracks'.

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This guys in for a rocky road.....

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Dragon Love wrote:
He was making 'moose tracks'.
lol.. On a rocky road?

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Mar 21, 2013
 
jumpinjack wrote:
This guys in for a rocky road.....
Didn't see your post.. Computer lags..

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Dragon Love wrote:
He was making 'moose tracks'.
If he was caught he was only making Turtle Tracks.

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There's a lot of Good Humour on this thread.

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MeanandNasty wrote:
There's a lot of Good Humour on this thread.
He had his Pet with him.
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His accomplices, Ben and Jerry, are still at large..
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I screamed when I heard about this.

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I bet his undies were full of fudge swirls when he got caught..:)

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Mar 21, 2013
 
I wonder if he had a brain Freeze when they caught him. I also wonder if they told him to FREEZE!
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Mar 21, 2013
 
It's a Sher-bet he'll be thrown in the slammer!!!

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<quoted text>Didn't see your post.. Computer lags..
LOL... Funny one liner thief....!!

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Mar 21, 2013
 
The Paisan wrote:
I screamed when I heard about this.
Why? Was it your ice cream?
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Mar 21, 2013
 
He'll regret this when his Judgemint chip day comes.
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Norseceltic wrote:
<quoted text>Didn't see your post.. Computer lags..
It was frozen, in fact.
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Mar 21, 2013
 
The Paisan wrote:
I screamed when I heard about this.
We all did.
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Lawrence Wolf wrote:
<quoted text>Why? Was it your ice cream?
No, I just thought it appropriate.....given that the subject matter was ice cream.

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