Has any poster said anything funny la...

Has any poster said anything funny lately?

Created by Pollster on Jun 12, 2013

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#105 Nov 5, 2013
Tallyho no one is talking about the bout the conflict in the 90's but you!! Smdh

Wrong decade and wrong Bush!! Lmao. Fast forward a decade and a generation of Bushs. One of those 2 ten year war that cost about 10 billion a month. Of course I understand we went looking for the WMD that Saddam agreed not to create in early 90 Duh. But desert storm ended in early 90s and the Iraqi war began 12 years later. Those wars were not one continuous ongoing war. Psst ur the one seeming upset;). You even said this morning that we were paid back for the desert sheild/storm, so how could you logically think I was talking of that one anyway. Shm! Bless your heart.

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#106 Nov 5, 2013
tallyho wrote:
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A blonde goes to the Western Union office and says,“I just have to get an urgent message to my mother
...the clerk says it will be $100, and she replies “But I don’t have that much money, and I must get a message to her, it’s urgent! I’ll do anything to get a message to her.”
the clerk replies “Anything?”
he leads her back to his office and closes the door. e tells her to kneel in front of him and unzip his pants. she does........“Take it out”, says the clerk.”
again she does this as well.....she looks up at him, his member in her hands and he says “Well… go ahead and do it…” she brings her lips close to it and shouts “Hello?… Mom?”
Yes, and what did her mom have to say?

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#107 Nov 5, 2013
Lylah wrote:
Tallyho no one is talking about the bout the conflict in the 90's but you!! Smdh
Wrong decade and wrong Bush!! Lmao. Fast forward a decade and a generation of Bushs. One of those 2 ten year war that cost about 10 billion a month. Of course I understand we went looking for the WMD that Saddam agreed not to create in early 90 Duh. But desert storm ended in early 90s and the Iraqi war began 12 years later. Those wars were not one continuous ongoing war. Psst ur the one seeming upset;). You even said this morning that we were paid back for the desert sheild/storm, so how could you logically think I was talking of that one anyway. Shm! Bless your heart.
listen the waring factions were outed , and if you did read I after the war you have a point.. but so does Obama ... Bush isn't forcing Obama so let it ride

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#108 Nov 5, 2013
Lawrence Wolf wrote:
<quoted text>Yes, and what did her mom have to say?
don't call collect again its too hard

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#109 Nov 5, 2013
Tallyho. Lol so let it ride then I'm cool with that u started it anyway. I was just trying to get u straightened back out no biggie I'm here to help ;). Lol

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#110 Nov 5, 2013
tallyho wrote:
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don't call collect again its too hard
I didn't know it was a party line. Or did you mean a lung distance?

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#111 Nov 5, 2013
tallyho wrote:
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stop/ you are blaming George the younger...
enough already if you don't under stand a cease -fire aka truce I'm sorry ....don't get so upset
Desert Storm II was, for all purposes, predetermined at the time of the DS I cease fire? LOL So all the aluminum tubes for centrifuges, mushroom clouds, WMDs and yellow cake Uranium shopping chatter was irrelevant? Do even you believe that? If that's true, why didn't the rest of the DS I Coalition nation members step up and participate in DS II, as they were required to do, per your read of the DS I cease fire terms?

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#113 Nov 5, 2013
Lawrence Wolf wrote:
<quoted text>I didn't know it was a party line. Or did you mean a lung distance?
what did you expect from Ma Bell

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#114 Nov 5, 2013
tallyho wrote:
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what did you expect from Ma Bell
Ma Bell. Does she have a son named Taco, who runs the Mexican phone company?

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#115 Nov 5, 2013
Topix is the best website ever. Period.

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#116 Nov 5, 2013
I second that uh clem. ;)

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#117 Nov 5, 2013
Uh Clem wrote:
Topix is the best website ever. Period.
Now that's funny, Clem!

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#118 Nov 5, 2013
Uh Clem wrote:
Topix is the best website ever. Period.
Props Clem!
...funniest damn bozo on the bus...

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#119 Nov 5, 2013
Lawrence Wolf wrote:
<quoted text>Ma Bell. Does she have a son named Taco, who runs the Mexican phone company?
why no ,she doesn't , Taco has the pay for toilet concession

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#120 Nov 5, 2013
Uh Clem wrote:
Topix is the best website ever. Period.
topixs has periods
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#121 Nov 5, 2013
tallyho wrote:
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topixs has periods
were you ever go to address Chilli J?

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#122 Nov 5, 2013
tallyho wrote:
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topixs has periods
why not? my iPhone is PMSing...

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#123 Nov 5, 2013
Uh Clem wrote:
Topix is the best website ever. Period.
http://www.zombo.com/
Is a better site..

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#124 Nov 5, 2013
tallyho wrote:
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why no ,she doesn't , Taco has the pay for toilet concession
Then Taco must be flush.

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#125 Nov 6, 2013
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<quoted text>were you ever go to address Chilli J?
no

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