Has any poster said anything funny lately?

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“Happiness comes through giving”

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#85 Nov 4, 2013
tallyho wrote:
as he was leaving his blonde wife through the revolving door .. she yelled "don't slam the door on your way out"
At that point she pointed a gun at her own head and yelled to her husband, "Don't laugh! You're next!"

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#86 Nov 4, 2013
Um tallyho no need for "ME" to reread,(lol) the first bush is a moot point seeing as how he didn't make us pay for but one war. The original statement said he made us pay for two wars! ;).

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#87 Nov 4, 2013
The ME Character.. is really BUGGING ...ME..

CONCEIT .MUCH????

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#88 Nov 4, 2013
Ugh sorry that went over ur head CC!
Let me dumb it down for u. I was implying that he needed to reread things not me.
Thank goodness I was here to simplify that for ya or u mite have went on thinking u understood something! ;)
Smdh. Bless ur heart!!!

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#89 Nov 4, 2013
Lylah wrote:
Um tallyho no need for "ME" to reread,(lol) the first bush is a moot point seeing as how he didn't make us pay for but one war. The original statement said he made us pay for two wars! ;).
we are a member of the United Nations , we pay dues as well as the rest of the coalition ..... don't we keep our word any more or just lie to the world...

the US asked for and got payment for the Gulf War to the tune of $50 billion from Saudi Arabia and $17 billion from Kuwait. You can times that at least x2 for inflation, and that is serious money. Apparently it was enough, and probably then some for the entire war. I actually thought it was really smart, they are really rich countries obviously.

the additional 14 billion ,,from Saudi Arabia was for ex-pres Bush [the younger]..... now you have a point on the after war, but not the war

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#90 Nov 4, 2013
Lawrence Wolf wrote:
<quoted text>At that point she pointed a gun at her own head and yelled to her husband, "Don't laugh! You're next!"
"Well, she was trying to commit suicide...she stuck the gun to her head and then...just before she pulled the trigger... she thought, this is going to be loud. So she covered her other ear before pulling the trigger"

left a hole in her hand

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#91 Nov 4, 2013
As most people are probably SITTING down & reading with a liquid refreshment
& one finger & a click from intelligence(Google)
STAND UP comedy & DRY humor usually get lost. Rick

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#92 Nov 5, 2013
Tallyho My point was only about the afgan and Iraqi war. You are all up in my koolaid and u keep getting the flavor wrong. ;).
No one is talking bout old bush or desert storm but u! Let's try to stay on topic with our rebuttal. K! ;)

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#93 Nov 5, 2013
Lylah wrote:
Tallyho My point was only about the afgan and Iraqi war. You are all up in my koolaid and u keep getting the flavor wrong. ;).
No one is talking bout old bush or desert storm but u! Let's try to stay on topic with our rebuttal. K! ;)
Let's see...K, bout, rite, nite, mite, u, koolaid, can't spell, yep...it's axxx! Lol
Grow up! You dumb azz fool!

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#94 Nov 5, 2013
Shut the fck up spirit. U are the fool thinking someone can't spell might right night about. I'm purposely spelling it with a country accent u freaking obsessed idiot. Try thinkin sometime. N u should apply ur new lame azz catch phrase to urself for not realizing ur a Freakingdumbass smdh at ur ignorance. Now shoo the adults are trying to have real conversations.

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#95 Nov 5, 2013
wichita-rick wrote:
STAND UP comedy & DRY humor usually get lost. Rick
very true.

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#96 Nov 5, 2013
Billy R wrote:
<quoted text>I should really get out more often.
You miss so much living in the basement, like you do......

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#97 Nov 5, 2013
Hitesrunprincess wrote:
<quoted text>You miss so much living in the basement, like you do......
That is up to Misses Billy :)

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#98 Nov 5, 2013
Denny Crane is very Funny.

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#99 Nov 5, 2013
tallyho wrote:
<quoted text>
"Well, she was trying to commit suicide...she stuck the gun to her head and then...just before she pulled the trigger... she thought, this is going to be loud. So she covered her other ear before pulling the trigger"
left a hole in her hand
Gradually the telephone rang. Since her ear was on the fritz, she put it on speakerphone. She knew that voice. It was Kip, Kip Herring. Kip always shouted, because he was hard of herring. Now that there was a hole in her head, would he still want her? And what about her damaged ear? After all, wasn't Kip a great admirer of Villa Nolobes? What will happen? And who will pay the phone bill?
Tune in tomorrow for the next exciting episode of "What's My Disease?", brought to you by "Ouch!", the greatest name in flypaper.

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#100 Nov 5, 2013
Denny CranesPlace wrote:
<quoted text>That is up to Misses Billy :)
You know one theory on Topix is that Billy R lives in Mama's basement and isn't married--apparently Mrs. Billy and the CHO are just figments of his imagination. LOL.

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#101 Nov 5, 2013
Lol princess!! There is ppl on offbeat with only made up friends?? Tehehe How sad n lonely that must be to have to make up ppl to have friends.

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#102 Nov 5, 2013
Lylah wrote:
Tallyho My point was only about the afgan and Iraqi war. You are all up in my koolaid and u keep getting the flavor wrong. ;).
No one is talking bout old bush or desert storm but u! Let's try to stay on topic with our rebuttal. K! ;)
stop/ you are blaming George the younger...

enough already if you don't under stand a cease -fire aka truce I'm sorry ....don't get so upset
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#103 Nov 5, 2013
Spirit67_ wrote:
<quoted text>
Let's see...K, bout, rite, nite, mite, u, koolaid, can't spell, yep...it's axxx! Lol
Grow up! You dumb azz fool!
You love your socky don't you?

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#104 Nov 5, 2013
Lawrence Wolf wrote:
<quoted text>Gradually the telephone rang. Since her ear was on the fritz, she put it on speakerphone. She knew that voice. It was Kip, Kip Herring. Kip always shouted, because he was hard of herring. Now that there was a hole in her head, would he still want her? And what about her damaged ear? After all, wasn't Kip a great admirer of Villa Nolobes? What will happen? And who will pay the phone bill?
Tune in tomorrow for the next exciting episode of "What's My Disease?", brought to you by "Ouch!", the greatest name in flypaper.
A blonde goes to the Western Union office and says,“I just have to get an urgent message to my mother
...the clerk says it will be $100, and she replies “But I don’t have that much money, and I must get a message to her, it’s urgent! I’ll do anything to get a message to her.”

the clerk replies “Anything?”

he leads her back to his office and closes the door. e tells her to kneel in front of him and unzip his pants. she does........“Take it out”, says the clerk.”

again she does this as well.....she looks up at him, his member in her hands and he says “Well… go ahead and do it…” she brings her lips close to it and shouts “Hello?… Mom?”

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