Has any poster said anything funny lately?

Created by Pollster on Jun 12, 2013

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“I was a Grim Reaper”

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But now I take antidepressants

#63 Nov 4, 2013
Hitesrunprincess wrote:
<quoted text>Of course people use more than one drug. Otherwise, we would have told to just say No to drug. Not Just say no to drugs....
Geeze, you're soooo innocent.
I should really get out more often.
coming from a grand pa

Kansas City, MO

#64 Nov 4, 2013
Dr_Dirty wrote:
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Good one, btw. Not funny but getting close!
Chilli J and most liberals are too angry at the world to be very effective at debating the issues. Their points get lost in their diatribes, rants and thinly veiled threats of violence. One of you liberals even stated that Romney needed to be shot in the face. And if one of you are saying stuff like that openly, most of you are thinking that and probably worse.
So no, Chilli didn't do a thing to me or my position. He doesn't have the talent, intellect or disposition.
And quite frankly, neither do you.
Thank you for playing!
Talent, intellect or disposition. Cute. Says the guy that didn't give up smoking pot in his teens. Wadddddda loser.

“If it ain't broke don't fix it”

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#65 Nov 4, 2013
Lylah wrote:
Lol that's exactly why I stated first term broken record I mean dragoon!!! Smdh Lol No one is trying to have the ahc discussion again. That's redundant.
LoL. Geebus Eylah, err, I mean Lylah, how very Obama-like.:)

“Will cause trouble when bored”

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#66 Nov 4, 2013
Lol. Eh not as creative as axxxhole but the spelling of it this time makes way more sense.

Aww thank u on the Obama compliment!!,)

“So it's not you, It's them?”

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#67 Nov 4, 2013
dragoon70056 wrote:
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Chili claimed he is a moderate. That was pretty funny.
"I don't know about that, I don't recall Bush forcing everyone to buy a specific product?" That's some funny stuff, bud! You've been asleep for a while, Mr. Van Winkle? How about Bush "Forcing everyone to buy those two Wars on the U. S. Credit Card" product? We're all paying for that product, to the tune of $1 Trillion+, aren't we, Goon?

You're welcome! Chiili J...here to help even CON convenient amnesiacs here...*smile*

“If it ain't broke don't fix it”

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#68 Nov 4, 2013
Chilli J wrote:
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"I don't know about that, I don't recall Bush forcing everyone to buy a specific product?" That's some funny stuff, bud! You've been asleep for a while, Mr. Van Winkle? How about Bush "Forcing everyone to buy those two Wars on the U. S. Credit Card" product? We're all paying for that product, to the tune of $1 Trillion+, aren't we, Goon?
You're welcome! Chiili J...here to help even CON convenient amnesiacs here...*smile*
Yea, good ole country bumpkin Junior. Was able to out-fox all of those liberals to get them to vote for war. Hell, he's probably responsible for Oblunder continuing those wars and for Pelosi and Reid clammoring about going to war with Syria. Doesn't bode well for the intelligence of Democrats.

“If it ain't broke don't fix it”

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#69 Nov 4, 2013
Lylah wrote:
Lol. Eh not as creative as axxxhole but the spelling of it this time makes way more sense.
Aww thank u on the Obama compliment!!,)
You're quit welcome. Now stop giving me the stink eye. LoL.

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#70 Nov 4, 2013
dragoon70056 wrote:
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Yea, good ole country bumpkin Junior. Was able to out-fox all of those liberals to get them to vote for war. Hell, he's probably responsible for Oblunder continuing those wars and for Pelosi and Reid clammoring about going to war with Syria. Doesn't bode well for the intelligence of Democrats.
Dude, if you actually believe Neo-CON John wouldn't still have both the Afghanistan and Iraq Wars going today AND insisted we put "boots on the ground" in Egypt, Libya and Syria, you're in massive denial.

John, his BFF Lindsay and the other CON chickenhawks never met a war they didn't like. In the future, think about alternative history, the players and "what ifs" before posting your digital manure here.
Tablet Boy

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#71 Nov 4, 2013
Chilli J wrote:
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"I don't know about that, I don't recall Bush forcing everyone to buy a specific product?" That's some funny stuff, bud! You've been asleep for a while, Mr. Van Winkle? How about Bush "Forcing everyone to buy those two Wars on the U. S. Credit Card" product? We're all paying for that product, to the tune of $1 Trillion+, aren't we, Goon?
You're welcome! Chiili J...here to help even CON convenient amnesiacs here...*smile*
The creep answered you in his typical style. I guess he missed the part about Bush and Cheney selling hard and rushing everyone into that scam- Republicans, Democrats and even mods. At the time, he held the cards.

For a guy so worried about Obama lying about the ACA it looks like "white" lies are OK to him.

Did he ever get his sloppy looking website typo corrected?

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#72 Nov 4, 2013
Chilli J wrote:
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Dude, if you actually believe Neo-CON John wouldn't still have both the Afghanistan and Iraq Wars going today AND insisted we put "boots on the ground" in Egypt, Libya and Syria, you're in massive denial.
John, his BFF Lindsay and the other CON chickenhawks never met a war they didn't like. In the future, think about alternative history, the players and "what ifs" before posting your digital manure here.
Common, Bizzaro-world moderate; everyone knows the digital manure is currently located at healthcare.gov . LoL.

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#73 Nov 4, 2013
Lol well dragoon stop giving me reasons to give u the stink eye! ;).

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#74 Nov 4, 2013
Chilli. I thought same thing. Yeah bush only made us buy two wars. Lmao. Great minds huh!!!

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#76 Nov 4, 2013
Lylah wrote:
Chilli. I thought same thing. Yeah bush only made us buy two wars. Lmao. Great minds huh!!!
How soon they'd like all of us to forget those 8 expensive years and our continuing financial hangover from them, huh? Maybe your great mind, but most CONs here don't seem to like the contents of my mind. Bless their pointy noggins! Aw...*grin* You hang in there!

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#78 Nov 4, 2013
Lylah wrote:
Chilli. I thought same thing. Yeah bush only made us buy two wars. Lmao. Great minds huh!!!
naaaaaaaaaaaaaah .... maybe you want to re-think

FACT:The Gulf War (2 August 1990 28 February 1991), codenamed Operation Desert Storm (17 January 1991 28 February 1991) was a war waged by a U.N.-authorized coalition force from 34 nations led by the United States against Iraq in response to Iraq's invasion and annexation of Kuwait.

The great majority of the Coalition's military forces were from the U.S., with Saudi Arabia, the United Kingdom and Egypt as leading contributors, in that order. Saudi Arabia paid around US$36 billion of the US$60 billion cost.

The war was marked by the beginning of live news on the front lines of the fight, with the primacy of the U.S. network CNN. The war has also earned the nickname Video Game War after the daily broadcast images on board the U.S. bombers during Operation Desert Storm.

The initial conflict to expel Iraqi troops from Kuwait began with an aerial bombardment on 17 January 1991. This was followed by a ground assault on 24 February. This was a decisive victory for the Coalition forces, who liberated Kuwait and advanced into Iraqi territory. The Coalition ceased their advance, and declared a cease-fire 100 hours after the ground campaign started.

United Nations Security Council Resolution 687 passed in April 1991 established formal cease-fire terms. The controversies over enforcing this and subsequent resolutions would lead to the outbreak of another war 12 years later.

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#79 Nov 4, 2013
How about this one?

New Patient (to psychiatrist): You've got to help me! I've got these carrots growing out of my head!

Psychiatrist: There, there. I'm sure we can find a way to help you.

Patient: You don't understand! I planted radishes!

Aw, you guys won't laugh at anything.

“....VETS”

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#80 Nov 4, 2013
Lawrence Wolf wrote:
How about this one?
New Patient (to psychiatrist): You've got to help me! I've got these carrots growing out of my head!
Psychiatrist: There, there. I'm sure we can find a way to help you.
Patient: You don't understand! I planted radishes!
Aw, you guys won't laugh at anything.
QUESTION: do you go to a psychiatrist , because you are radish ill

you're right people aren't funny

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#81 Nov 4, 2013
tallyho wrote:
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QUESTION: do you go to a psychiatrist , because you are radish ill
you're right people aren't funny
Okay, try this:

I met my first girlfriend in a revolving door. That's when we started going around together.
-or-
PATRON: Do you serve crabs here?
WAITER: We serve anyone sir.

I'm waiting.......

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#82 Nov 4, 2013
Lol tallyho wrong Bush and wrong wars. Fast forward a decade that Bush and those two wars!

“....VETS”

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#83 Nov 4, 2013
Lylah wrote:
Lol tallyho wrong Bush and wrong wars. Fast forward a decade that Bush and those two wars!
please read again the 1st ended in a cease fire . not a surrender which lead to the second war.. a prescribed condition of the cease fire.......
like a parole..... obey you stay free, if not you go back

“....VETS”

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#84 Nov 4, 2013
as he was leaving his blonde wife through the revolving door .. she yelled "don't slam the door on your way out"

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