Is tea better than sex?

Created by DILF on Oct 9, 2013

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Yes

No

Only if the tea is running off her body.

“"Eatin' Ain't Cheatin!"”

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#42 Apr 11, 2014
I recently switched from green tea with honey to just black coffee. I was drinking 4 pitchers of green tea and honey a day.
"Once you go black......."

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#43 Apr 11, 2014
If you think tea is better than sex
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You're doing both wrong.
;)

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#44 Apr 11, 2014
Tea is better than sex in one sense..........much easier to was the teacup than wash the sheets......comforter......... pillowcases.......walls......a nd ceiling!

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#45 Apr 12, 2014
Red Hot Sauce and Tobasco need to be kept out of the bedroom!
I still cry when I pee!
beatlesinthebog

Christchurch, New Zealand

#46 Apr 12, 2014
Nobody 2 Special wrote:
Tea is better than sex in one sense..........much easier to was the teacup than wash the sheets......comforter......... pillowcases.......walls......a nd ceiling!
....ceiling eh ?...hahahahahaha

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#47 Apr 12, 2014
Mexican Hillbilly wrote:
Red Hot Sauce and Tobasco need to be kept out of the bedroom!
I still cry when I pee!
ROFLMMFAO!

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#48 Apr 13, 2014
It was just as good for her also!

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#49 Apr 13, 2014
TEA? Someone mention tea? I like my tea but I like sex also..mmm..can be good with the right person...lol

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#51 Apr 13, 2014
honeymylove wrote:
TEA? Someone mention tea? I like my tea but I like sex also..mmm..can be good with the right person...lol
I like chocolate as well...sweet creamy milk chocolate....licking my lips just the thought of chocolate...mmm mmm good...forget the sex LMAO

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#53 Apr 13, 2014
You can have your _____ and drink your tea too!
Just have your tea after!

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#54 Apr 13, 2014
I like.mounds,almond joy...just about anything chocolate and I eat it..no problem with it ..
night machine

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#56 Apr 15, 2014
You are quite interesting hml.

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#57 Apr 15, 2014
Love my White Tea... but not quite that much.

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#58 Apr 19, 2014
Is tea better than sex?..Well you sure won't get pregnant from tea and it's mmm mmm good just like sex.

“Vintage 1949”

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#59 Apr 19, 2014
honeymylove wrote:
Is tea better than sex?..Well you sure won't get pregnant from tea and it's mmm mmm good just like sex.
I never made it with a tea bag so I'm not qualified to say...

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#60 Apr 19, 2014
dont like tea so I say no..its not I will take sex any day,time or whenever...:o).

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#61 Apr 19, 2014
Enzo49 wrote:
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I never made it with a tea bag so I'm not qualified to say...
LOL..never have I..only drink it.

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#62 Apr 19, 2014
Princess Hey wrote:
dont like tea so I say no..its not I will take sex any day,time or whenever...:o).
Looking at my dance card it appears I'm free next Thursday after 7...i'll bring me teddy bear...

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#63 Apr 19, 2014
Thursday at 7 ..you got it baby..your dance partner awaits..my big Bear!!
(hugs)..<3

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#64 Apr 19, 2014
Princess Hey wrote:
Thursday at 7 ..you got it baby..your dance partner awaits..my big Bear!!
(hugs)..<3
Lets invite hml too...that way if you both are no shows I'm only 2 persons short of a threesome...

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