Is tea better than sex?

Is tea better than sex?

Created by DILF on Oct 9, 2013

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Yes

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Only if the tea is running off her body.

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#21 Jan 21, 2014
Grace Nerissa wrote:
Well, if you are worried about reliable contraception..
having a cup of tea is certainly safer alternative:-)
In other words, snip or sip.
beatlesinthebog

Christchurch, New Zealand

#22 Jan 21, 2014
Grace Nerissa wrote:
Well, if you are worried about reliable contraception..
having a cup of tea is certainly safer alternative:-)
Keeping the cup between the knees without spillage is a bit of an act though..........apparently ?
Stephen Hawkings

Chicago, IL

#24 Jan 21, 2014
Yes

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#25 Jan 21, 2014
hmmm
don't know, but the English sure do like their tea.
must be something they add to it..
lol
Duke O Wellingtoon

Chicago, IL

#26 Jan 21, 2014
PFfff wrote:
hmmm
don't know, but the English sure do like their tea.
must be something they add to it..
lol
But to be fair. Their idea of gourmet is fish and chips and blood pudding.

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Indianapolis, IN

#27 Jan 21, 2014
Mexican Hillbilly wrote:
Hey DILF! Don't joke about TWA! I flew to San Francisco from the East back in the late 60's. The stewardess.....wearing a miniskirt gave me a small box of Winston Cigarettes. She smiled at be and bent over to take care of the guy across the aisle. This does seem very sexist......But I was in Heaven!
Uh, define 'take care of'!

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#28 Jan 21, 2014
Mexican Hillbilly wrote:
Hey DILF! Don't joke about TWA! I flew to San Francisco from the East back in the late 60's. The stewardess.....wearing a miniskirt gave me a small box of Winston Cigarettes. She smiled at be and bent over to take care of the guy across the aisle. This does seem very sexist......But I was in Heaven!
I would have given that guy the smokes and waved her on back in my direction...:-)

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#29 Jan 21, 2014
Tea better than ***....... or is it the first cup of coffee in the morning.

After reading this thread this came to mind......

http://www.youtube.com/watch...
Man and CUP

Glasgow, UK

#30 Jan 21, 2014
Through cup at wall, and make a large CRACK,,, THEN SAFE SEX.

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#31 Jan 21, 2014
PFfff wrote:
hmmm
don't know, but the English sure do like their tea.
must be something they add to it..
lol
so do the Irish...you know what BIG families they have...:)

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#32 Jan 21, 2014
ONLY with a Slice of CHOCOLATE MOCHA CAKE..with LOTS of BUTTERCREAM Frosting..Then..

HELL YEAH ROCKERS!!

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#33 Jan 21, 2014
English Tea
night machine

Sikeston, MO

#34 Apr 7, 2014
Only if it's green tea. Also depends on who you are with.
Manny Toba

Medford, NY

#35 Apr 8, 2014
If it's a choice between tea and sex with Marley......I'd rather you take that cup of tea and smash me in the face with it, still better than sex with her.

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#36 Apr 8, 2014
Only if it's a Long Island Iced Tea.

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#37 Apr 8, 2014
It better be! I'm drinking four pitchers a day with raw honey! My European wife says green tea is good for me.
It's full of "anti-accidents". Her English is getting more better.

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Winnfield, LA

#38 Apr 10, 2014
I don't DO tea...

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#39 Apr 10, 2014
Tea better than sex!? Hell no!

This isn't nearly as steamy a thread as the is coffee better than sex? one.

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#40 Apr 10, 2014
It is if you have the cramps.

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#41 Apr 10, 2014
It really is all about how long you leave the bag in...the steep..just sayin'..

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