IF I were GOD...... I WOULD...........
Auburn

United States

#61 Jul 10, 2009
... be God....

“Towards Spring”

Level 8

Since: Dec 06

Location hidden

#62 Jul 11, 2009
Wildbluerose wrote:
<quoted text>
HAHAHAHAHA....
If I were God...
I'd change their tune.....
;o)
and they would most certainly be putting your beautiful words to music to share with the world....
I've said it before.. When it comes to being a wordsmith, you are a scalpel and I am a baseball bat...
Tell those boys of yours I said to take a better look at their Mothers works of art...
Sending you and yours my best wishes for Peace, Love, Health and Happiness...
((HUGSATCHA))
@}-'--,---
Coming by to thank you for this WBR..
and I'll pass along YOUR message t them Ha ha!
Might just wake 'em up..

As I said before,
I love your writings,
several stand out..
but one in particular you did was about
living with an alcoholic ..
it was amazingly accurate
the words nearly jumping off the page..
amazing..

just like painting a portrait
of a person and getting
the resemblance EXACTLY right.

I must look it up again.

You too, WBR,
have a wonderful weekend.
Krypteia

Brighton, UK

#63 Jul 11, 2009
Move France to another planet...
Level 2

Since: Jan 08

Location hidden

#64 Jul 11, 2009
Seti Alpha 5 comes to mind...
Ozzie

Concord, CA

#65 Jul 11, 2009
.....remind you, "Jesus was a Liberal"

:)
Ima Heckler

Eugene, OR

#68 Jul 11, 2009
QueenAkasha wrote:
If I were God... I would make it impossible for anyone to become what he did...
:o(
Such a waste of a beautiful, intelligent and talented man... It still makes me very sad for him and for all that he has lost to his addiction... and all I lost to it as well...
@}-'--,---
But not a mention of the victims?
Ima Heckler

Eugene, OR

#69 Jul 11, 2009
My sincere apologies....I thought you were talking about MJ until I read your post above it.....

Since: Jul 09

Location hidden

#70 Jul 11, 2009
If I were God....immediately destroy all terrorists.

And...being God, I could play guitar like Eddie Van Halen and David Gilmour combined.

“Towards Spring”

Level 8

Since: Dec 06

Location hidden

#71 Jul 12, 2009
QueenAkasha wrote:
His Anchor...
I want so much
to help him
but what more can I do
I've cried
and begged
and pleaded
My words
just don't get through
He is tied
to that bottle
like the anchor
to a ship
No matter
if its killing him
Each time
He raises that bottle
to his lips
Hard days and lonely nights
are all I have to show
For loving a man
who is a drunk
I'm finally letting go
Hope is a dangerous thing
to keep
It drives you
to go on
To keep on trying
to change his mind
To let him
see its wrong
My heart
can't take it
anymore
so I am
letting go
I hope his funeral
will be beautiful..
But I don't think
I will go...
THAT'S the one,

and on re-reading it,
it is EVERY bit as fresh and thought-provoking now.
as it was then..

Thank you WBR .

and warm greetings to DUH.. and all on the thread.
Republican blow up Barbie

United States

#72 Jul 12, 2009
QueenAkasha wrote:
His Anchor...
I want so much
to help him
but what more can I do
I've cried
and begged
and pleaded
My words
just don't get through
He is tied
to that bottle
like the anchor
to a ship
No matter
if its killing him
Each time
He raises that bottle
to his lips
Hard days and lonely nights
are all I have to show
For loving a man
who is a drunk
I'm finally letting go
Hope is a dangerous thing
to keep
It drives you
to go on
To keep on trying
to change his mind
To let him
see its wrong
My heart
can't take it
anymore
so I am
letting go
I hope his funeral
will be beautiful..
But I don't think
I will go...
Interesting. So sad.
Whover rated this poem nuts is nuts.
Republican blow up Barbie

United States

#73 Jul 12, 2009
If I was God, I'd leave because I'd be mostly unwelcome.
I'd make the last train for the coast, the day the music dies.

But hey! I'd also turn the pentagon into an ice skating ring.

I'd turn all mosques into McDonalds and Burger Kings.

Just me I guess.

“Ridin' The Devils Little Horse”

Since: Mar 08

Straight To Hells Door

#74 Jul 12, 2009
If I were God....
I would... Straighten out the seasons so that we have Spring, Summer, Fall and Winter again...
:o)
@}-'--,---

“Ridin' The Devils Little Horse”

Since: Mar 08

Straight To Hells Door

#75 Jul 12, 2009
Ima Heckler wrote:
My sincere apologies....I thought you were talking about MJ until I read your post above it.....
No Problem Ima...
I have made that same mistake myself a time or two...
:o)

“Ridin' The Devils Little Horse”

Since: Mar 08

Straight To Hells Door

#76 Jul 12, 2009
Grace Nerissa wrote:
<quoted text>
THAT'S the one,
and on re-reading it,
it is EVERY bit as fresh and thought-provoking now.
as it was then..
Thank you WBR .
and warm greetings to DUH.. and all on the thread.
You are more than welcome Grace.. I hope that you are enjoying a beautiful Sunday Afternoon... Sending you my best wishes for Peace, Love, Health and Happiness...
@}-'--,---
JEHOVAH

Logan, WV

#77 Jul 24, 2009

carlyg

“Is this a vork?”

Level 5

Since: Jan 08

Location hidden

#78 Jul 24, 2009
Get rid of the people that think they are entitled to: what the fu@# ever!
KA-BOOM

Logan, WV

#79 Jul 24, 2009
I would KILL THEM ALL And BEGIN AGAIN....
'
EVEN FLOW
PEARL JAM
'


I am personally tired of hearing all of the complaints......
'
dh
Perry Dox

Huntington, NY

#81 Jun 7, 2010
If I were God I would prove to everyone that I don't exist.
GOD

Buffalo, NY

#82 Jun 7, 2010
I'm gettin' out my smitin' stick! Now you silly mortal twits are going to get it! AH, HA HA HA HA HA!!

“ROCK ON ROCKERS!!”

Level 8

Since: Mar 11

Rockin' USA ;)

#84 Feb 2, 2013
If I were GOD,..I would have One Season.
SUMMER.... sunshine and flowers...hiking trails of adventure.. picnics galore..county fairs...laaaaaazzzzzy afternoons by the pool...sipping Pina Coladas...HAPPY MEALS for ALL....SURF'S UP!!

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