Controversy over Whether Hindu Spiritual Leader Meditating or Dead

Jul 13, 2014 Full story: Weird Asia News 13

India is known to have religions that practice the art of meditation . Recently, the Indian court has been asked to rule if a Hindu guru is really dead or just in a deep state of meditation.

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Pradeep

United States

#1 Jul 13, 2014
Mujhe chut marani hai
StinkBait

Madisonville, KY

#4 Jul 13, 2014
Is his pipe close

“New & Improved..”

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Since: Oct 07

Formerly From Kenya

#5 Jul 14, 2014
The guy's an absolute zero.

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Since: Jan 11

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#6 Jul 14, 2014
When hunting deer, if I question whether the deer is dead o not, I poke it in the eye. Just sayin'
Chester Mollaster

Medford, NY

#7 Jul 14, 2014
Naughtyrobot wrote:
When hunting deer, if I question whether the deer is dead o not, I poke it in the eye. Just sayin'
Er....what do you poke it with?
NOM s Waffle House

Philadelphia, PA

#8 Jul 14, 2014
This nonsense must be decided one way or the other without further decay.

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#9 Jul 15, 2014
Chester Mollaster wrote:
<quoted text>
Er....what do you poke it with?
Whatever is, ahem, at hand. Usually something rather spiderlike, pointy, bumpy and misshapen.
Marley

Medford, NY

#10 Jul 15, 2014
Naughtyrobot wrote:
<quoted text>Whatever is, ahem, at hand. Usually something rather spiderlike, pointy, bumpy and misshapen.
My labia?

“Studying the Human Conditon”

Since: Jan 14

Appling, GA, USA

#11 Jul 15, 2014
Marley wrote:
<quoted text>
My labia?
There goes the neighborhood!

“New & Improved..”

Level 8

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Formerly From Kenya

#12 Jul 15, 2014
Not judging, but, pretty much getting poked with any Naughtyrobot thingy resembling Marley's labia and the guy doesn't move......he's dead. I would stand by that test..
The Judge

Medford, NY

#13 Jul 16, 2014
justaguess wrote:
Not judging, but, pretty much getting poked with any Naughtyrobot thingy resembling Marley's labia and the guy doesn't move......he's dead. I would stand by that test..
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Excellent point!!!!

Call the morgue.
Mechanic

Campti, LA

#14 Jul 16, 2014
Hey,, don't hold it against the guru, some people are just a little more frigid than others..

“Studying the Human Conditon”

Since: Jan 14

Appling, GA, USA

#15 Jul 16, 2014
Mechanic wrote:
Hey,, don't hold it against the guru, some people are just a little more frigid than others..
I had a gf like that once. She didn't need to be kept in a freezer, she was a FREEZER.

As to the topic at hand, consider two things
1) Why is the family so intent on the death declaration?- unknown
2) Are the guru's followers footing the bill? If they are, leave them alone.

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