i like jokes

Level 6

Since: Apr 09

Location hidden

#1 Mar 15, 2013
Today's Joke



A local priest and pastor stood by the side of the road holding up a sign that said, The End is Near! Turn yourself around now before its too late!

They planned to hold up the sign to each passing car.

Leave us alone you religious nuts! yelled the first driver as he sped by.

From around the curve they heard a big splash. Do you think, said one clergy to the other, we should just put up a sign that says ˜bridge out instead?

Tell me when this thread is updated:

Subscribe Now Add to my Tracker

Add your comments below

Characters left: 4000

Please note by submitting this form you acknowledge that you have read the Terms of Service and the comment you are posting is in compliance with such terms. Be polite. Inappropriate posts may be removed by the moderator. Send us your feedback.

Weird Discussions

Title Updated Last By Comments
Poll What are you thinking right now? (May '08) 4 min HashTagME2 6,988
Stupid things to ponder ... (Feb '08) 4 min liam cul8r 7,729
Denny Crain's Place (May '10) 5 min _Zoey_ 35,239
News Mel Gibson's Remarks In The Spotlight After Arrest (Jul '06) 8 min andet1987 66
I Believe __________________ ....... (Feb '11) 11 min liam cul8r 791
Make A Sentance out of a 5 letter word. (Nov '09) 17 min andet1987 39,087
keep a word drop a word (Sep '12) 22 min So_da_lish_us 16,588
What song are you listening to right now? (Apr '08) 7 hr Jackie 227,279
***Keep a Word~Drop a Word*** (Jan '10) 7 hr Faerydust 84,569
More from around the web