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[DaniGirl123]

It was a beautiful summer day. The sun was shinning, the birds were singing, and all was well for Timmy.

You see Timmy had a big day ahead of him; he was on his way to….

[Tamara24]

...get laid for the first very time. He douced himslef with cologne, brushed his teeth, fixed his hair. Grabbed his banaka and trojans and headed for his...

[DILF]

DaniGirl123 wrote:

It was a beautiful summer day. The sun was shinning, the birds were singing, and all was well for Timmy.
You see Timmy had a big day ahead of him; he was on his way to….

.....to see his new house, with momma Dani and Daddy Dinger. His father took great joy in building this house, he paid attention to every detail.....especially the kitchen where his sweet with Danni will be spending most of her time (when she isn't doing the laundry in the laundry room). Timmy walked into his bedroom, he was amazed at the size of his room and the ammenities that his parents afforded him. He stood in awe and then asked his mom........

[Ozzie]

wheelchair.

"Timmy!" Timmy said.

If this dosn't get me sympathy lay, nothing will, Timmy thought as he tooled down the sidewalk.

Suddenly Timmy remembered...

[gopher]

Ozzie wrote:

wheelchair.
"Timmy!" Timmy said.
If this dosn't get me sympathy lay, nothing will, Timmy thought as he tooled down the sidewalk.
Suddenly Timmy remembered...

Oh shucks I forgot " I'm married "

[LindzHigh]

Married to what could only be described as a beached whale. "If only she wasn't so fat I would know for sure if I was a virgin or not." thought Timmy.

"I know I'll call...."

[gopher]

LindzHigh wrote:

Married to what could only be described as a beached whale. "If only she wasn't so fat I would know for sure if I was a virgin or not." thought Timmy.
"I know I'll call...."

The Bakery for 25lbs of flour to find all the wet spots

[DaniGirl123]

gopher wrote:

<quoted text>The Bakery for 25lbs of flour to find all the wet spots

Unfourtuntly they were out of flour. They suggested some grits, but timy did no tlike that idea. So, he wandered the streets trying to find a substitute for the flour. Suddenly he stumbbled upon.........

[gopher]

The local drug dealer

[DaniGirl123]

gopher wrote:

The local drug dealer

He asked Ramone (drug dealer) for an 8 ball. Sadly, he had just sold the last bit.

So, Timmy then asked for some flour. Ramone did have some! How weird, Timmy thought.

What would a drug dealer be doing with flour?

[gopher]

Timmy just figured he ate a lot of homemade tortillas, So he decided to go elsewhere

[DaniGirl123]

gopher wrote:

Timmy just figured he ate a lot of homemade tortillas, So he decided to go elsewhere

But, the thought of tortialla's made him quite hungry. HE continued down the street until he came upon what looked like a nice menu. He began to read the menu and all they served was....

[Downtrodden Warrior]

Dognuts topped with powered sugar. Timmy thought that might work so he bought 3 dozen and headed off to

[Grace Nerissa]

Downtrodden Warrior wrote:

Dognuts topped with powered sugar. Timmy thought that might work so he bought 3 dozen and headed off to

the local park to sit down in the sun and enjoy them, but suddenly, as if from nowhere, a flock of hungry birds descended and attacked the doughnuts viciously, he tried desperately to 'shoo' them away.. A tourist ran up to him, camera at the ready, the excited tourist told everyone that it was a scene from the remake from 'Hitchcock's'' THE BIRDS' in NO time throngs of people gathered there .. and that was the beginning of ..

[gopher]

Downtrodden Warrior wrote:

Dognuts topped with powered sugar. Timmy thought that might work so he bought 3 dozen and headed off to

SAY WHAT ???? Dognuts topped with powered sugar !!!!! YUM

[DaniGirl123]

Grace Nerissa wrote:

<quoted text>
the local park to sit down in the sun and enjoy them, but suddenly, as if from nowhere, a flock of hungry birds descended and attacked the doughnuts viciously, he tried desperately to 'shoo' them away.. A tourist ran up to him, camera at the ready, the excited tourist told everyone that it was a scene from the remake from 'Hitchcock's'' THE BIRDS' in NO time throngs of people gathered there .. and that was the beginning of ..

A huge mob scene! No, one was helping and he couldn't understand why! "Don't these people no I hate birds and they scare me!?!" They don't get it, he thought to himslef...When I was younger,...

[Grace Nerissa]

DaniGirl123 wrote:

<quoted text>
A huge mob scene! No, one was helping and he couldn't understand why! "Don't these people no I hate birds and they scare me!?!" They don't get it, he thought to himslef...When I was younger,...

'so much younger than today, I never needed any help in any way'

"SHUT UP , he screamed, I need help and all you can do is sing a 'Beatles' song'
He called a passer by for help, but unfortunately the passer by was even more afraid of birds than he was,
and went immmediately hysterical, now he had two problems instead of ONE!

The first thing he tried to do was...

[DaniGirl123]

Grace Nerissa wrote:

<quoted text>
'so much younger than today, I never needed any help in any way'
"SHUT UP , he screamed, I need help and all you can do is sing a 'Beatles' song'
He called a passer by for help, but unfortunately the passer by was even more afraid of birds than he was,
and went immmediately hysterical, now he had two problems instead of ONE!
The first thing he tried to do was...

Duck & cover, but that did not work; it only antagonized and angered the birds even more. Then he tried to run, but he continuously tripped over his shoe laces. He had just about given up, when suddenly........

[LindzHigh]

His huge wife thundered toward him. The birds where terrified of this beast woman and scattered.

"Oh Thank you honey...." started Timmy, but his wife cut him off. "What do you think your doing feeding perfectly good food to those birds" she said.

I'm gonna take you home and.........

[Downtrodden Warrior]

strap you down in your wheelchair, while mamma Dani and daddy Dinger watch helplessly. Timmy replied, but honey I have not yet........