the best your moma jokes

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Sep 23, 2011
 
Lets see em.....

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Sep 23, 2011
 
Ur moma so fat, she went out in hi heels and came back in flip flops!
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Feb 2, 2013
 
ur moma`s so skinny her nipples touch
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Feb 2, 2013
 
Your moma's so fat she uses the freeway as a slip and slide.

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Feb 4, 2013
 
Yo Momma so ugly, she has to pay her pillows to sleep with her!

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Feb 4, 2013
 

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Yo mama is like a hockey player, she only showers after three periods.

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Feb 4, 2013
 

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Yo mama is so fat that she went to the movie theatre and sat next to everyone
Yo mama is so fat that when she bungee jumps she goes straight to hell!
Yo mama is so fat that she has to put her belt on with a boomerang
Yo mama is so fat that she's on both sides of the family!

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...then we'll go to lunch.....

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Feb 4, 2013
 
...yo momma is so fat she gots 3 little skinny wimmins stuck in orbit around her ass....

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clap your hands!

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Mar 6, 2013
 

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Yo mama so fat her belly button's got an echo.

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Mar 6, 2013
 
Yo momma like chinese food: sweet, sour and cheap!

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Mar 6, 2013
 

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Yo mamma is so fat when she hauls ass she has to make two trips.

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Mar 6, 2013
 

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Yo mama so fat she has to iron her pants on the driveway

“I'll just kick me down a wall,”

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And walk outa here!

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Mar 6, 2013
 

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Yo mama's so fat, when she walks across the floor the radio skips!

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Mar 6, 2013
 

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To mama's ears are so big, she looks like a car with the doors left open!

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Mar 6, 2013
 

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Yo mama so ugly she looked out the window and got arrested for mooning!

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...then we'll go to lunch.....

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Mar 6, 2013
 

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...yo mama so fat, she the screen at the drive-in.....
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Mar 27, 2013
 
Your Momma is so fat they had to grease up her thighs and throw a Twinkie out there
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May 9, 2013
 
Yo mama so poor and nasty u asked " What's for breakfast?" and she opened up her legs and said a blue waffle
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May 9, 2013
 
Yo mama so old she owed two dollars to Jesus.

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#21
May 9, 2013
 
Yo mama so fat she need to log in to topix twice just to post

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