the best your moma jokes

the best your moma jokes

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Level 1

Since: Sep 11

Dothan, AL

#1 Sep 23, 2011
Lets see em.....

Level 1

Since: Sep 11

Dothan, AL

#2 Sep 23, 2011
Ur moma so fat, she went out in hi heels and came back in flip flops!
dom

Cincinnati, OH

#3 Feb 2, 2013
ur moma`s so skinny her nipples touch
LOLz

Windsor, NY

#4 Feb 2, 2013
Your moma's so fat she uses the freeway as a slip and slide.

Since: Jan 13

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#5 Feb 4, 2013
Yo Momma so ugly, she has to pay her pillows to sleep with her!

Level 8

Since: Mar 12

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#6 Feb 4, 2013
Yo mama is like a hockey player, she only showers after three periods.

“Raising hell since 1989”

Level 6

Since: Jul 12

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#7 Feb 4, 2013
Yo mama is so fat that she went to the movie theatre and sat next to everyone
Yo mama is so fat that when she bungee jumps she goes straight to hell!
Yo mama is so fat that she has to put her belt on with a boomerang
Yo mama is so fat that she's on both sides of the family!

“...the catfish are....”

Since: Jun 08

....eating my yard.....

#8 Feb 4, 2013
...yo momma is so fat she gots 3 little skinny wimmins stuck in orbit around her ass....

“If you're happy & you know it”

Level 7

Since: Feb 13

clap your hands!

#10 Mar 6, 2013
Yo mama so fat her belly button's got an echo.

Level 8

Since: Mar 12

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#11 Mar 6, 2013
Yo momma like chinese food: sweet, sour and cheap!

“Looks Good To Me”

Level 2

Since: Feb 13

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#12 Mar 6, 2013
Yo mamma is so fat when she hauls ass she has to make two trips.

Level 9

Since: Apr 10

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#13 Mar 6, 2013
Yo mama so fat she has to iron her pants on the driveway

“I'll just kick me down a wall,”

Level 6

Since: Dec 11

And walk outa here!

#14 Mar 6, 2013
Yo mama's so fat, when she walks across the floor the radio skips!

“I'll just kick me down a wall,”

Level 6

Since: Dec 11

And walk outa here!

#15 Mar 6, 2013
To mama's ears are so big, she looks like a car with the doors left open!

“If you're happy & you know it”

Level 7

Since: Feb 13

clap your hands!

#16 Mar 6, 2013
Yo mama so ugly she looked out the window and got arrested for mooning!

“...the catfish are....”

Since: Jun 08

....eating my yard.....

#17 Mar 6, 2013
...yo mama so fat, she the screen at the drive-in.....
Funny

Glasgow, MT

#18 Mar 27, 2013
Your Momma is so fat they had to grease up her thighs and throw a Twinkie out there
Curly The Beast

San Antonio, TX

#19 May 9, 2013
Yo mama so poor and nasty u asked " What's for breakfast?" and she opened up her legs and said a blue waffle
Amen To Dat

San Antonio, TX

#20 May 9, 2013
Yo mama so old she owed two dollars to Jesus.

“Maiden of Mayhem”

Since: May 08

OMFUG

#21 May 9, 2013
Yo mama so fat she need to log in to topix twice just to post

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