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#88 Apr 9, 2014
Mexican Hillbilly wrote:
It reminds me of Alice in Wonderland when she eats the mushroom.
I, myself, have never eaten marijuana. Nor do I think I will ever shoot it!
When I drank alcohol I wanted to do stuff with my friends. It is more of a social drug.
When I smoked pot I just wanted to be alone and hit a "G" chord on my guitar. "WOW!!!"
Both those days are over. My European wife still professes Alcohol and Marijuana will lead to other drugs. I'm living proof that she is wrong.
I have no urge to be Mayor of Toronto or Philly. It would also cost a fortune to fill this nose with cocaine!
Hey! Wait a sec!

Philly mayors don't get caught publicly doing drugs yet.

They may give lucrative airport contracts to their brothers.
Or have the boot cops take you by van down by the river for an inspirational speech and beating.
Or take the blame for the school district when the state has been running them for over ten years.
Or drop a bomb and burning down an entire city block.
Or make a bet with other mayors on the occasion a Philly sports team makes it to the finals.

But they have done a decent job with snowstorms for the last few decades and that's what really counts come the next election cycle.

“"Eatin' Ain't Cheatin!"”

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Thompson's Station, Tn

#89 Apr 10, 2014
My mistake....D.C. Mayor, Marion Barry.

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Since: Dec 10


#90 Apr 11, 2014
Mexican Hillbilly wrote:
My mistake....D.C. Mayor, Marion Barry.
No problem.

It's just a matter of time but let's not jump in front of the gun.


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