Thieves Steal Cooking Grease, Woman Charged in Rental Car Theft

Mar 31, 2013 | Posted by: roboblogger | Full story: Patch.com

Two suspects stole cooking grease from an Oxon Hill restaurant and now police are trying to identify why.

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They stole it because they thought they were slick.

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The Lard told them to do it.

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Donít Throw Away That Used Cooking Grease!
How To Turn Cooking Grease Into Fuel

http://www.autoracing1.com/DaveC/122302Biodie...

Company helps restaurants recycle cooking grease into eco-friendly biodiesel fuel

http://www.nj.com/homegarden/index.ssf/2012/0...

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Police put up a dragnet, but the thieves slipped right through.
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Mar 31, 2013
 
Probably not slick enough,,,Say,,?

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Maybe they were flaming homosexuals and they were out of KY jelly.
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Apr 1, 2013
 
These thieves are obviously at the lower end of the thieves' food chain...

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Police may chew the fat with suspects? Are they considered "greasers"? I'd check the nearby re-enactor villages and see who is making tallow candles. Those old tyme folks are a little suspect if you ask me.

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Well, I guess it's the end for MacDonalds.
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Umm, they're probably just making biodiesel with it.

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Dave wrote:
Umm, they're probably just making biodiesel with it.
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Nancy Botwin wrote:
Donít Throw Away That Used Cooking Grease!
How To Turn Cooking Grease Into Fuel
http://www.autoracing1.com/DaveC/122302Biodie...
Company helps restaurants recycle cooking grease into eco-friendly biodiesel fuel
http://www.nj.com/homegarden/index.ssf/2012/0...
There's your answer.
The thieves sold it at the recycle place.
Right after they dropped the copper at the scrap metal yard.
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Hee hee hee!!!!
I'm gonna lube Oprah up real good tonight!!!!!

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Apr 16, 2013
 
Steadman wrote:
Hee hee hee!!!!
I'm gonna lube Oprah up real good tonight!!!!!
For her, it is also a delicacy.

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