Thieves Steal Cooking Grease, Woman C...

Thieves Steal Cooking Grease, Woman Charged in Rental Car Theft

There are 14 comments on the Patch.com story from Mar 31, 2013, titled Thieves Steal Cooking Grease, Woman Charged in Rental Car Theft. In it, Patch.com reports that:

Two suspects stole cooking grease from an Oxon Hill restaurant and now police are trying to identify why.

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“Crude, Rude, and Lewd!”

Level 7

Since: Jun 08

Sayonara Falls.

#1 Mar 31, 2013
They stole it because they thought they were slick.

“We're all Bozos on this bus”

Since: Jan 07

South Bend, IN

#2 Mar 31, 2013
The Lard told them to do it.

“Cat got your tongue?”

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Since: Mar 07

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#4 Mar 31, 2013
Don’t Throw Away That Used Cooking Grease!
How To Turn Cooking Grease Into Fuel

http://www.autoracing1.com/DaveC/122302Biodie...

Company helps restaurants recycle cooking grease into eco-friendly biodiesel fuel

http://www.nj.com/homegarden/index.ssf/2012/0...

“We're all Bozos on this bus”

Since: Jan 07

South Bend, IN

#5 Mar 31, 2013
Police put up a dragnet, but the thieves slipped right through.
Parden pard

Nazareth, PA

#6 Mar 31, 2013
Probably not slick enough,,,Say,,?

SIR LANCELOT

“I just hate stupid people”

Level 5

Since: Apr 07

DEEP SOUTHERN ILLINOIS

#7 Mar 31, 2013
Maybe they were flaming homosexuals and they were out of KY jelly.
DonkeyEstonkey

Hampton, VA

#8 Apr 1, 2013
These thieves are obviously at the lower end of the thieves' food chain...

Level 8

Since: Jan 11

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#9 Apr 1, 2013
Police may chew the fat with suspects? Are they considered "greasers"? I'd check the nearby re-enactor villages and see who is making tallow candles. Those old tyme folks are a little suspect if you ask me.

“Happiness comes through giving”

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Since: Feb 08

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#10 Apr 1, 2013
Well, I guess it's the end for MacDonalds.
Dave

Grand Rapids, MI

#11 Apr 16, 2013
Umm, they're probably just making biodiesel with it.

“Crude, Rude, and Lewd!”

Level 7

Since: Jun 08

Sayonara Falls.

#12 Apr 16, 2013
Dave wrote:
Umm, they're probably just making biodiesel with it.
Party pooper!
Level 6

Since: Jan 10

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#14 Apr 16, 2013
Nancy Botwin wrote:
Don’t Throw Away That Used Cooking Grease!
How To Turn Cooking Grease Into Fuel
http://www.autoracing1.com/DaveC/122302Biodie...
Company helps restaurants recycle cooking grease into eco-friendly biodiesel fuel
http://www.nj.com/homegarden/index.ssf/2012/0...
There's your answer.
The thieves sold it at the recycle place.
Right after they dropped the copper at the scrap metal yard.
Steadman

Huntington, NY

#15 Apr 16, 2013
Hee hee hee!!!!
I'm gonna lube Oprah up real good tonight!!!!!

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Since: Jan 11

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#16 Apr 16, 2013
Steadman wrote:
Hee hee hee!!!!
I'm gonna lube Oprah up real good tonight!!!!!
For her, it is also a delicacy.

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