If you had a dollar for every time you had sex .....

buck wrote:

dude you right up there with all the dumb asses lol.

lol...indeed.....

It pleases me to know that you hold me at the top of your list.

I do enjoying living in the Deluxe Suite.

Prince, just to keep this in the 'spirit' of the thread, I am guessing you are very frustrated. Oh, and broke.

:^`P

Independent wrote:

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lol...indeed.....
It pleases me to know that you hold me at the top of your list.
I do enjoying living in the Deluxe Suite.
Prince, just to keep this in the 'spirit' of the thread, I am guessing you are very frustrated. Oh, and broke.
:^`P

dude dont get jealous man that people have a life and you dont. dang man you guessed wrong dude but keep guessin thats all you got is guesses lol. dude dont get ticked at me cause your gal dont like you sht thats your problem.

ScrewFixit Team USA wrote:

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Eyeball girl...I need your thoughts on this !
I removed the content filters from my iPod to make my life a little more exciting.
Long into short... Flo the Progressive girl is a shameless porn chick! Really!
My life is ruined! Those cute insurance commercials on TV were entertaining and Flo was easy to look at.
Now whenever the 30 second time spots appear, they are uncomfortable and just down right repulsive.
What should I do?
Thanking you in advance... U KNO WHO.

WHAT!!! Flo does porn? Where's it at? I wanna see how Flo blows!

Hey Buck here I am the real me and you text nasty not me so let's get that straight have a shi##y life girl

And I haven't forgotten your dreams

axxx wrote:

Hey Buck here I am the real me and you text nasty not me so let's get that straight have a shi##y life girl
And I haven't forgotten your dreams

dude you lyin mother man i aint ever texted you. sht that between you and spirit from what i dam seen dude hell you a dam ho. dang man all i know is she aint want you cause of it you bad news by your actions dude. sht thats your dam fault man lol.

Hmm. Ok screwy. Just get TiVo n fast forward through the innocent commercials of flo. And enjoy porn flo. Porn flo is so much more fun huh?

Your welcome!

Lol axxx buck thinks she blocked u that's a nice trick seeing as how she crazy text u just the other day mad about me huh!!

Buck she couldn't block axxx she loves him to much.

Rockinjake wrote:

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No Kojak you are confusing jergens with your rogaine. Sy Sperling told me you are not gonna look good n he guarantees it.
What I use is a natural essence of Lylah it lubricates way better. Extra moisturizes too.
Why don't you go back and practice your stupid words games. Maybe you will learn a new word or better yet how to spell one. How those bath salts workin out for ya boy?

Hey boy you did grow some to type something back after u cried that I was mean to u if that is the best you got you best get back to match.com

Have fun in dream land

Maybe spoon full of sugar side should come play that's the sweet personality

axxx wrote:

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Hey boy you did grow some to type something back after u cried that I was mean to u if that is the best you got you best get back to match.com
Have fun in dream land

No Captain Picard that's not the best I've got. Go back to your corner.

Lylah wrote:

Lol axxx buck thinks she blocked u that's a nice trick seeing as how she crazy text u just the other day mad about me huh!!
Buck she couldn't block axxx she loves him to much.

dang man i dont know about that dude. sht she pissed at that sht ass or axxx from what i can decipher dude he treats her bad man.

GMGMIKE wrote:

<quoted text>... the corn chowder is ready ... help yur self its in the 55 gallon prep pot ... i used the rest ta fill the silo ... plus we don't have ta use the sears catalog for a long time ...

http://youtu.be/u5HOt0ZOcYk

axxx wrote:

Hey Buck here I am the real me and you text nasty not me so let's get that straight have a shi##y life girl
And I haven't forgotten your dreams

Boo Hoo don't cry lmao! Be sure and hang on to all y'all's dreams son cos that's all they will ever be. Now I'm goin to be with my baby. I'm out

Lol axxx he sent u back to the corner.;)

Hey FTW ima send u the link to porn flo cuz I'm sweet like that:)

Lol I guess she thinks u don't show me those crazy gross fantasy texts. Some of the grossest funniest sht I've ever read. It like ewww lmmfao. I told her u are turned off by those. I tried to help her out.

axxx wrote:

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You are a sick puppy using your mommy's doush bag for a camel pack
So if u got better trecky lets see it
Just so you know u don't have to cry to her that I am being mean to you being a tattel tail will get you no where she can see what I say

Your wife asked me about all thos blue dots upside your slick head boy I told her to keep you out of the pool hall smdh..hey if you need a new hat I've got a toilet plunger that will work perfectly for ya LMFAO!!

Unfortunately for you I'm everywhere I wanna be and what you say doesn't even matter chromey. Keep dreamin boy.

Lylah wrote:

Lol axxx he sent u back to the corner.;)

in his dreams sweetheart but that's way better than where he has you in his dreams

Rockinjake wrote:

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Your wife asked me about all thos blue dots upside your slick head boy I told her to keep you out of the pool hall smdh..hey if you need a new hat I've got a toilet plunger that will work perfectly for ya LMFAO!!
Unfortunately for you I'm everywhere I wanna be and what you say doesn't even matter chromey. Keep dreamin boy.

Hey boy dreamer your lame joke along with the the rogain comment may would bother me but its my choice to be bald its called a razor and we both know you aren't everywhere
Hey his many hits have you got on your date sites this month

No it's called a hole in your hair chromey. Oh I get about 10 per day, but I don't need it anymore n we both know why don't we. I finally figured out why you have such a jergens fixation it works perfectly for dandruff, but in your case it serves a dual purpose doesn't it lmao