If you had a dollar for every time yo...

axxx

“here for fun”

Level 5

Since: May 13

Location hidden

#88 Feb 9, 2014
Rockinjake wrote:
<quoted text>
People ask how I got this Bugatti Veyron Lylah, but I'll never tell ;)
hey the lustful love puppy is back

And self satisfaction doesn't count jergins boy

Oh yeah I was rite I knew u would cry about my pm
ILEAN - pIndependent2

Jackson, MO

#89 Feb 9, 2014
**I don't wish to join the community ...,,.. OH !
I've got riches to spare.**yer axkin' for IT ... be careful what you ask for.
Wants some Everclear?

Goodnight topix and fiends and even you mofoes. Hahaha
OUT PO regardless???Whaaaaat?..meto2w o
What's your love handle?
OH !!
teeeheehe

axxx

“here for fun”

Level 5

Since: May 13

Location hidden

#90 Feb 9, 2014
Lylah wrote:
Lol rockinjake bet u got more than just a bigatti. ;)
sweetheart don't lie to jb his head will explode
Mr clam chowder

Manhattan, IL

#91 Feb 9, 2014
Lylah wrote:
Aww cc lol. You can't even get a hook up at last call. You so have perfected that walk of shame outta the bar alone at closing time though :). Keep ur head up girl maybe a blind guy will be in the bar soon.
sup with the left eye
Mr clam chowder

Manhattan, IL

#92 Feb 9, 2014
Lylah wrote:
I was specific as to make idjits heads explode with parinoia ;).
Thank you for playing CC!! Lmao
paranoid...ahem
Independent

United States

#93 Feb 9, 2014
ILEAN - pIndependent2 wrote:
Be sure to buy the proper lube, they have different types for different STROKES.
I know ... I leaNed the haRd way. Maintain ..:)
Peaes out
3 in 1 or perhaps WD40?

What's yer favorite?

:^`P

“G-Spot Tornado”

Since: Dec 13

Location hidden

#94 Feb 9, 2014
axxx wrote:
<quoted text>
hey the lustful love puppy is back
And self satisfaction doesn't count jergins boy
Oh yeah I was rite I knew u would cry about my pm
No Kojak you are confusing jergens with your rogaine. Sy Sperling told me you are not gonna look good n he guarantees it.
What I use is a natural essence of Lylah it lubricates way better. Extra moisturizes too.

Why don't you go back and practice your stupid words games. Maybe you will learn a new word or better yet how to spell one. How those bath salts workin out for ya boy?

“Will cause trouble when bored”

Level 6

Since: Dec 12

Location hidden

#95 Feb 9, 2014
Ahem yourself, Mr clammed up! You bout ready to play or is it ur bedtime.

“Will cause trouble when bored”

Level 6

Since: Dec 12

Location hidden

#96 Feb 9, 2014
Whoa. Axxx ima put u in the dam
Corner.

Wake up rockinjake!! Tehehe

“G-Spot Tornado”

Since: Dec 13

Location hidden

#97 Feb 9, 2014
Lylah wrote:
Whoa. Axxx ima put u in the dam
Corner.
Wake up rockinjake!! Tehehe
Hey Lylah you know I'm awake and at full attention darlin lol.

“Will cause trouble when bored”

Level 6

Since: Dec 12

Location hidden

#98 Feb 9, 2014
Hey Jake. Good to see u posting again. I thought u were dreaming of my essence. :)

“So Hillary Blames the Universe”

Since: Jun 08

..for being unpopular..

#99 Feb 9, 2014
...so, grampaw found a bushel basket of corn hidden away in the laundry shed...curious, he asked grammaw about it....she struggled with her conscience for about 3 seconds, then figured at their ages she should come clean....says she, "i've been unfaithful, and every time i was a put an ear of corn in that basket".....grampaw counted the ears and saw that there was 37 ears in the basket......then he thought 37 ears wasn't so many, considering they had been married for almost 50 years....so he said, "37 ears i can overlook, as you have been an otherwise exceptional wife"......she says "well.....that basket has 37 ears in it...when the basket got full, i sold the corn......the money is in the top drawer of my dresser, under our wedding pictures", and she walked outside.......grampaw went to the dresser and found an envelope just where she said it would be.....he opened it and found 13 one hundred dollar bills....

Enzo49

“Vintage 1949”

Level 1

Since: Mar 13

...lightly salted...

#100 Feb 9, 2014
Old Sam wrote:
...so, grampaw found a bushel basket of corn hidden away in the laundry shed...curious, he asked grammaw about it....she struggled with her conscience for about 3 seconds, then figured at their ages she should come clean....says she, "i've been unfaithful, and every time i was a put an ear of corn in that basket".....grampaw counted the ears and saw that there was 37 ears in the basket......then he thought 37 ears wasn't so many, considering they had been married for almost 50 years....so he said, "37 ears i can overlook, as you have been an otherwise exceptional wife"......she says "well.....that basket has 37 ears in it...when the basket got full, i sold the corn......the money is in the top drawer of my dresser, under our wedding pictures", and she walked outside.......grampaw went to the dresser and found an envelope just where she said it would be.....he opened it and found 13 one hundred dollar bills....
I'll give ya one guess what GMG's gonna do with all that corn...

“G-Spot Tornado”

Since: Dec 13

Location hidden

#101 Feb 10, 2014
Lylah wrote:
Hey Jake. Good to see u posting again. I thought u were dreaming of my essence.:)
Mmm baby your pretty essence is so sweet you'd put Hershey's outta business ;)

“G-Spot Tornado”

Since: Dec 13

Location hidden

#102 Feb 10, 2014
Mr clam chowder wrote:
<quoted text>
sup with the left eye
A better question would be what's up with that name bro? Oh you named yourself after your wife's vag I get it.
Mr clam chowder

Manhattan, IL

#103 Feb 10, 2014
Rockinjake wrote:
<quoted text>A better question would be what's up with that name bro? Oh you named yourself after your wife's vag I get it.
good! It wasn't hard to get. Go play with your guitar
buck

Atlanta, GA

#104 Feb 10, 2014
Independent wrote:
<quoted text>
Your first mistake was in believing I expect respect from anyone here.
Your second is in that one must have a registered account to send a p.m.. I no longer do and haven't had one in over a year.
Your third is you have mistaken me for someone else.
Your fourth is you have quite the potty mouth.
But do carry on.
:^`P
dude you lyin man i think every body knows who you are are dude. dang man i rather have a potty mouth than a messed up life like you got. it seems man the girl dont want you lol. but do carry on.
DILF

Huntington, NY

#106 Feb 10, 2014
I would spread the wealth (no pun intended).

I'd send every female I had sex with their equal share.

(Who knows, they may want to "re-thank" me again.....)

“Will cause trouble when bored”

Level 6

Since: Dec 12

Location hidden

#107 Feb 10, 2014
Lol independent she thinks you're Donald now! Good luck with that!! Tehehe ;)

Tag ur it!

Since: Aug 08

Buffalo, NY

#108 Feb 10, 2014
Enzo49 wrote:
<quoted text>
I'll give ya one guess what GMG's gonna do with all that corn...
... the corn chowder is ready ... help yur self its in the 55 gallon prep pot ... i used the rest ta fill the silo ... plus we don't have ta use the sears catalog for a long time ...

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