If you had a dollar for every time yo...

“I'll just kick me down a wall,”

Level 6

Since: Dec 11

And walk outa here!

#45 Feb 8, 2014
I'd retire...and give 50% to my wife.
me

Faber, VA

#46 Feb 8, 2014
I'd be as rich as Donald trump!

“Right click Left click Yay!”

Level 7

Since: Dec 10

Nehwon

#47 Feb 8, 2014
Independent wrote:
<quoted text>
Whey you're making those kind of big bucks, who has time to pay attention to a clock.
:^`D
All part of Einstein's Theory of Relativity.

The faster I go, time slows down. From my perspective, it was an hours.

For her/him/animal/tree/etc,, They say I'm a Minuteman.

It's quite flattering. To be compared to a patriotic Revolutionary...
Let ME Guess

Jackson, MO

#48 Feb 8, 2014
Disgruntled Taxpayer wrote:
<quoted text>So, working at Walmart wouldn't be much fun, but how much fun do you think it is for the rest of us that do work to support all of you funny folk that don't think that workin' ain't much fun??? Yeah....thought so....
Three words....GET...A...JOB!!!!
(fuckingidiot....)
Quite the over reaction there isn't it? Let me guess, you work at Walmart and you aren't getting laid?

“Right click Left click Yay!”

Level 7

Since: Dec 10

Nehwon

#49 Feb 8, 2014
Disgruntled Taxpayer wrote:
<quoted text>So, working at Walmart wouldn't be much fun, but how much fun do you think it is for the rest of us that do work to support all of you funny folk that don't think that workin' ain't much fun??? Yeah....thought so....
Three words....GET...A...JOB!!!!
(fuckingidiot....)
It may surprise you, but I do have a job.

You see, my name is not only my Topix handle but what I am.

I'm a genetically modified laboratory rodent hired by <redacted> corporations to scurry around Walmart stores to frighten off customers.

Alas, my gravy train may be in jeopardy as my endeavors aren't living up to expectations. I told them I could not produce results like this:

http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/nova/nature/rat-attac...

It's only a matter of time before I get laid off and have to rely on the government cheese.
running wild

Saint Peters, MO

#50 Feb 8, 2014
Spirit sounds so sexy with her first post on here.
what??

Faber, VA

#52 Feb 8, 2014
running wild wrote:
Spirit sounds so sexy with her first post on here.
Shut up spirit!!! Did u just figure out how to go gray lol????
Level 2

Since: Oct 12

Location hidden

#53 Feb 8, 2014
greymouser wrote:
<quoted text>
It may surprise you, but I do have a job.
You see, my name is not only my Topix handle but what I am.
I'm a genetically modified laboratory rodent hired by <redacted> corporations to scurry around Walmart stores to frighten off customers.
Alas, my gravy train may be in jeopardy as my endeavors aren't living up to expectations. I told them I could not produce results like this:
http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/nova/nature/rat-attac...
It's only a matter of time before I get laid off and have to rely on the government cheese.
I've seen you on you-tube!
http://youtu.be/8PWH745MMMY...

“Right click Left click Yay!”

Level 7

Since: Dec 10

Nehwon

#54 Feb 8, 2014
SimplyLoveYou wrote:
<quoted text>
I've seen you on you-tube!
http://youtu.be/8PWH745MMMY...
Nah. That's a distant cousin.

Now my two twins did make the movies here:

Level 2

Since: Oct 12

Location hidden

#55 Feb 8, 2014
greymouser wrote:
<quoted text>
Nah. That's a distant cousin.
Now my two twins did make the movies here:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v =pjuZiVrrJZ4XX
Haha! That's priceless.

Spirit67_
Level 5

Since: May 13

Location hidden

#56 Feb 9, 2014
buck wrote:
<quoted text>
dont let them edges bother you spirit he aint worth nothin. dang girl all he does is lie to you and laugh that its funny. look at it this way didnt that laura beat and harass a elderly man and she got arrested for it. hell he supported her through that sht any body who does some thing like that to a elderly when they are the care taker is despicable in my opinion. dang girl that means hes despicable to for supportin that sht. thats what hes doin to you now and been doin. look at the brothers wife she out aint home gettin her sex on with cops when her kids are home. dang girl just look at at the whole package it should be self explanatory. ill chat with you tomorrow now be lookin forward to friday.
I didn't think of it that way, but that's correct though! Thanks!
Mr clam chowder

Manhattan, IL

#57 Feb 9, 2014
Wow I'd be set

“Will cause trouble when bored”

Level 6

Since: Dec 12

Location hidden

#58 Feb 9, 2014
Myself and a few "bad boys" would be filthy rich. ;)
FTW

Livonia, NY

#60 Feb 9, 2014
Lylah wrote:
Myself and a few "bad boys" would be filthy rich. ;)
Wanna be my business partner? The job is hot, sweaty and requires long hours at the office, but the work is very satisfying. You will also be expected to be on-call 24-7.

“Will cause trouble when bored”

Level 6

Since: Dec 12

Location hidden

#61 Feb 9, 2014
Aww cc lol. You can't even get a hook up at last call. You so have perfected that walk of shame outta the bar alone at closing time though :). Keep ur head up girl maybe a blind guy will be in the bar soon.

“I'll just kick me down a wall,”

Level 6

Since: Dec 11

And walk outa here!

#62 Feb 9, 2014
Cha Ching !
Independent

United States

#63 Feb 9, 2014
greymouser wrote:
All part of Einstein's Theory of Relativity.
The faster I go, time slows down. From my perspective, it was an hours.
For her/him/animal/tree/etc,, They say I'm a Minuteman.
It's quite flattering. To be compared to a patriotic Revolutionary...
HAHAHAHAHA

Always nice to meet another Patriot.
Raises glass......

I was never so lucky to be tagged a patriot.....They called me 2 stroke.

:^`p

4433

“Will cause trouble when bored”

Level 6

Since: Dec 12

Location hidden

#64 Feb 9, 2014
50/50 split n u do half the work and we gotta deal, sounds like a great opportunity! ;). Tell me about the benefits boo! Tehehe
FTW = Fck till wealthy

Enzo49

“Vintage 1949”

Level 1

Since: Mar 13

...lightly salted...

#65 Feb 9, 2014
liam cul8r wrote:
Cha Ching !
...lot lizards in the sleeper there liam?...

“Will cause trouble when bored”

Level 6

Since: Dec 12

Location hidden

#66 Feb 9, 2014
Lol independent. You could upgrade to a four stroke n double ur fun! ;)

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