Best Reasons For Being A Man

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Here's a few of my favorites...
1. A man never has to clean the toilet.

2. A man never has to shave below his neck.

3. Growing a mustache is a choice.

4. A man never feels compelled to stop a pal from getting laid.

5. When a man retains water it is usually in a canteen.

6. Sex means never having to worry about our reputation...

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Here's a good one ... you rarely get called a strong opinionated biotch. ;~)

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AIias - Trish wrote:
Here's a good one ... you rarely get called a strong opinionated biotch. ;~)
Yes...and we don't have to curl up to some hairy ass every night...

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You don't get PMS...

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You don't get PMS...
...have you met african shadows?...

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Hi ShadyBits!! Hi Enzo!!
Did y'all have fun today?
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I Am Enzo - The Baker wrote:
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...have you met african shadows?...
Ferretman & Geno.....

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I Am Enzo - The Baker wrote:
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...have you met african shadows?...
Yeah, that guy needs a tampon AND some midol!

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Or 4 That Matter wrote:
<quoted text>Ferretman & Geno.....
...the apple dumpling gang...gotcha...

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Proud To Be Trina wrote:
Hi ShadyBits!! Hi Enzo!!
Did y'all have fun today?
Yes, it was fun being a man today...2 young girls in a bmw convertible flashed their boobies for me I think...my wife was riding on the back...
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I Am Enzo - The Baker wrote:
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...the apple dumpling gang...gotcha...
No, no, the Apple Dumpling Gang weren't bald, old, and on disability pay. And they didn't have blogs back then, not that they would have read it either.
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Best Reason For Being A Woman: Geno and Ferret won't bother you. Yeah, they'll probably troll you, but at least they won't hit on you. They're just not that into girls.

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I Am Enzo - The Baker wrote:
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Yes, it was fun being a man today...2 young girls in a bmw convertible flashed their boobies for me I think...my wife was riding on the back...
LOL. Did she get mad? Or think it was funny?

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AIias - Trish wrote:
Here's a good one ... you rarely get called a strong opinionated biotch. ;~)
You're forgetting Sam!

Oh- you said "strong".

Never mind.

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LOL. Did she get mad? Or think it was funny?
...didn't faze her a bit...she's a Jersey girl you know...

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I Am Enzo - The Baker wrote:
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...didn't faze her a bit...she's a Jersey girl you know...
Well, that and she knows you're hers. She's the one on the back of the bike after all.
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Well by golly, it sure didn't take long for this thread to go to hell! LMAO...

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Well by golly, it sure didn't take long for this thread to go to hell! LMAO...
This is hell!?!?! Boy, was I lied to!!! LOL

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Happy Farter's Day!

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This is hell!?!?! Boy, was I lied to!!! LOL
7. Men get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness...

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