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Level 9

Since: Feb 12

New York, NY

#1 Jun 16, 2013
Here's a few of my favorites...
1. A man never has to clean the toilet.

2. A man never has to shave below his neck.

3. Growing a mustache is a choice.

4. A man never feels compelled to stop a pal from getting laid.

5. When a man retains water it is usually in a canteen.

6. Sex means never having to worry about our reputation...

Level 5

Since: Mar 13

Location hidden

#2 Jun 16, 2013
Here's a good one ... you rarely get called a strong opinionated biotch. ;~)

Level 9

Since: Feb 12

New York, NY

#3 Jun 16, 2013
AIias - Trish wrote:
Here's a good one ... you rarely get called a strong opinionated biotch. ;~)
Yes...and we don't have to curl up to some hairy ass every night...

“If you're happy & you know it”

Level 7

Since: Feb 13

clap your hands!

#4 Jun 16, 2013
You don't get PMS...

Level 9

Since: Feb 12

New York, NY

#5 Jun 16, 2013
ShadyBits wrote:
You don't get PMS...
...have you met african shadows?...

Level 6

Since: Apr 13

Location hidden

#6 Jun 16, 2013
Hi ShadyBits!! Hi Enzo!!
Did y'all have fun today?
Or 4 That Matter

United States

#7 Jun 16, 2013
I Am Enzo - The Baker wrote:
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...have you met african shadows?...
Ferretman & Geno.....

“If you're happy & you know it”

Level 7

Since: Feb 13

clap your hands!

#8 Jun 16, 2013
I Am Enzo - The Baker wrote:
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...have you met african shadows?...
Yeah, that guy needs a tampon AND some midol!

Level 9

Since: Feb 12

New York, NY

#9 Jun 16, 2013
Or 4 That Matter wrote:
<quoted text>Ferretman & Geno.....
...the apple dumpling gang...gotcha...

Level 9

Since: Feb 12

New York, NY

#10 Jun 16, 2013
Proud To Be Trina wrote:
Hi ShadyBits!! Hi Enzo!!
Did y'all have fun today?
Yes, it was fun being a man today...2 young girls in a bmw convertible flashed their boobies for me I think...my wife was riding on the back...
Thats Snot It

United States

#11 Jun 16, 2013
I Am Enzo - The Baker wrote:
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...the apple dumpling gang...gotcha...
No, no, the Apple Dumpling Gang weren't bald, old, and on disability pay. And they didn't have blogs back then, not that they would have read it either.
A New Thread

United States

#12 Jun 16, 2013
Best Reason For Being A Woman: Geno and Ferret won't bother you. Yeah, they'll probably troll you, but at least they won't hit on you. They're just not that into girls.

Level 6

Since: Apr 13

Location hidden

#13 Jun 16, 2013
I Am Enzo - The Baker wrote:
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Yes, it was fun being a man today...2 young girls in a bmw convertible flashed their boobies for me I think...my wife was riding on the back...
LOL. Did she get mad? Or think it was funny?

Since: Jun 09

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#14 Jun 16, 2013
AIias - Trish wrote:
Here's a good one ... you rarely get called a strong opinionated biotch. ;~)
You're forgetting Sam!

Oh- you said "strong".

Never mind.

Level 9

Since: Feb 12

New York, NY

#15 Jun 16, 2013
Proud To Be Trina wrote:
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LOL. Did she get mad? Or think it was funny?
...didn't faze her a bit...she's a Jersey girl you know...

Level 6

Since: Apr 13

Location hidden

#16 Jun 16, 2013
I Am Enzo - The Baker wrote:
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...didn't faze her a bit...she's a Jersey girl you know...
Well, that and she knows you're hers. She's the one on the back of the bike after all.
:)

Level 9

Since: Feb 12

New York, NY

#18 Jun 16, 2013
Well by golly, it sure didn't take long for this thread to go to hell! LMAO...

Level 6

Since: Apr 13

Location hidden

#19 Jun 16, 2013
I Am Enzo - The Baker wrote:
Well by golly, it sure didn't take long for this thread to go to hell! LMAO...
This is hell!?!?! Boy, was I lied to!!! LOL

“Standin' In A”

Level 8

Since: May 11

Shaft Of Light

#20 Jun 16, 2013
Happy Farter's Day!

Level 9

Since: Feb 12

New York, NY

#22 Jun 16, 2013
Proud To Be Trina wrote:
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This is hell!?!?! Boy, was I lied to!!! LOL
7. Men get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness...

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