Best Reasons For Being A Man

Best Reasons For Being A Man

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#1 Jun 16, 2013
Here's a few of my favorites...
1. A man never has to clean the toilet.

2. A man never has to shave below his neck.

3. Growing a mustache is a choice.

4. A man never feels compelled to stop a pal from getting laid.

5. When a man retains water it is usually in a canteen.

6. Sex means never having to worry about our reputation...

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#2 Jun 16, 2013
Here's a good one ... you rarely get called a strong opinionated biotch. ;~)

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#3 Jun 16, 2013
AIias - Trish wrote:
Here's a good one ... you rarely get called a strong opinionated biotch. ;~)
Yes...and we don't have to curl up to some hairy ass every night...

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clap your hands!

#4 Jun 16, 2013
You don't get PMS...

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#5 Jun 16, 2013
ShadyBits wrote:
You don't get PMS...
...have you met african shadows?...

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#6 Jun 16, 2013
Hi ShadyBits!! Hi Enzo!!
Did y'all have fun today?
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#7 Jun 16, 2013
I Am Enzo - The Baker wrote:
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...have you met african shadows?...
Ferretman & Geno.....

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#8 Jun 16, 2013
I Am Enzo - The Baker wrote:
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...have you met african shadows?...
Yeah, that guy needs a tampon AND some midol!

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#9 Jun 16, 2013
Or 4 That Matter wrote:
<quoted text>Ferretman & Geno.....
...the apple dumpling gang...gotcha...

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#10 Jun 16, 2013
Proud To Be Trina wrote:
Hi ShadyBits!! Hi Enzo!!
Did y'all have fun today?
Yes, it was fun being a man today...2 young girls in a bmw convertible flashed their boobies for me I think...my wife was riding on the back...
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#11 Jun 16, 2013
I Am Enzo - The Baker wrote:
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...the apple dumpling gang...gotcha...
No, no, the Apple Dumpling Gang weren't bald, old, and on disability pay. And they didn't have blogs back then, not that they would have read it either.
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#12 Jun 16, 2013
Best Reason For Being A Woman: Geno and Ferret won't bother you. Yeah, they'll probably troll you, but at least they won't hit on you. They're just not that into girls.

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#13 Jun 16, 2013
I Am Enzo - The Baker wrote:
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Yes, it was fun being a man today...2 young girls in a bmw convertible flashed their boobies for me I think...my wife was riding on the back...
LOL. Did she get mad? Or think it was funny?

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#14 Jun 16, 2013
AIias - Trish wrote:
Here's a good one ... you rarely get called a strong opinionated biotch. ;~)
You're forgetting Sam!

Oh- you said "strong".

Never mind.

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#15 Jun 16, 2013
Proud To Be Trina wrote:
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LOL. Did she get mad? Or think it was funny?
...didn't faze her a bit...she's a Jersey girl you know...

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#16 Jun 16, 2013
I Am Enzo - The Baker wrote:
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...didn't faze her a bit...she's a Jersey girl you know...
Well, that and she knows you're hers. She's the one on the back of the bike after all.
:)

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#18 Jun 16, 2013
Well by golly, it sure didn't take long for this thread to go to hell! LMAO...

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#19 Jun 16, 2013
I Am Enzo - The Baker wrote:
Well by golly, it sure didn't take long for this thread to go to hell! LMAO...
This is hell!?!?! Boy, was I lied to!!! LOL

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#20 Jun 16, 2013
Happy Farter's Day!

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#22 Jun 16, 2013
Proud To Be Trina wrote:
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This is hell!?!?! Boy, was I lied to!!! LOL
7. Men get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness...

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