Man Wakes Up To Girl Friend Trying To Bite His Balls Off

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Feb 26, 2013
 

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Naughtyrobot wrote:
Mine are metal, but still that hurts just thinking about it!
Hey Robot, you're probably okay unless you decide to date to bionic woman..
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Feb 26, 2013
 
Vee wrote:
<quoted text>I know. I doubt if anyone could influence me to inflict that kind of maligning on anyone.(Honestly and truthfully? I personally like the picture of you that you had on your avatar.)
Vee, don't be licking on nut and u want be tempted to bit on them.

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Hmmm wrote:
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Hey Robot, you're probably okay unless you decide to date to bionic woman..
One chick tried a sawzall on it, but it just felt so good...
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<quoted text>One chick tried a sawzall on it, but it just felt so good...
Did she not have a ball-peen hammmer??
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I gotta admit, there have been times when I have woken up in the middle of te night and felt so hungry but too lazy to walk down 4 fights of stairs to get to the nearest kitchen in my house. It's at those times that I look at Steadmans balls and they look like little Ferrer Roche chocolates, man do I want to bite at them!!!!

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Feb 26, 2013
 

“Paper Or Plastic?”

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Feb 26, 2013
 
dragoon70056 wrote:
This is a perfect example of why it should be illegal for woman to wear their teeth to bed.
It wouldn't happen in southeastern Ohio. They don't have the money to buy dentures.

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This is a perfect example of why it should be illegal for woman to wear their teeth to bed.

(Beth thinks that's funny shite)

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I hate when that happens...

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Feb 27, 2013
 
Hmmm wrote:
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Did she not have a ball-peen hammmer??
Nope, she broke that the night before. I had to tweak her zerk fittings for that one.
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Feb 27, 2013
 
Naughtyrobot wrote:
<quoted text>Nope, she broke that the night before. I had to tweak her zerk fittings for that one.
Caution!! Do not recommend a "software or hardware" upgrade,,, they will ask, "what is wrong with the current version",, then the system will freeze up and it will take mega-bytes and mega-bucks to render it operational again...

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Feb 27, 2013
 
well now thats just plain Nutty!

lol
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Feb 27, 2013
 
Orca Winfrey wrote:
I gotta admit, there have been times when I have woken up in the middle of te night and felt so hungry but too lazy to walk down 4 fights of stairs to get to the nearest kitchen in my house. It's at those times that I look at Steadmans balls and they look like little Ferrer Roche chocolates, man do I want to bite at them!!!!
Why do you always go for the balls and not the sausage?
Is it a salt vs. sweet thing?

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