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#43 Feb 26, 2013
Hmmm wrote:
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Hey Robot, you're probably okay unless you decide to date to bionic woman..
One chick tried a sawzall on it, but it just felt so good...
Hmmm

Pelican, LA

#44 Feb 26, 2013
Naughtyrobot wrote:
<quoted text>One chick tried a sawzall on it, but it just felt so good...
Did she not have a ball-peen hammmer??
Orca Winfrey

Huntington, NY

#45 Feb 26, 2013
I gotta admit, there have been times when I have woken up in the middle of te night and felt so hungry but too lazy to walk down 4 fights of stairs to get to the nearest kitchen in my house. It's at those times that I look at Steadmans balls and they look like little Ferrer Roche chocolates, man do I want to bite at them!!!!

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#46 Feb 26, 2013

“Paper Or Plastic?”

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Albakoikee

#47 Feb 26, 2013
dragoon70056 wrote:
This is a perfect example of why it should be illegal for woman to wear their teeth to bed.
It wouldn't happen in southeastern Ohio. They don't have the money to buy dentures.

Laura Beth

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#48 Feb 26, 2013
dragoon70056 wrote :

This is a perfect example of why it should be illegal for woman to wear their teeth to bed.

(Beth thinks that's funny shite)

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#49 Feb 26, 2013
I hate when that happens...

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#50 Feb 27, 2013
Hmmm wrote:
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Did she not have a ball-peen hammmer??
Nope, she broke that the night before. I had to tweak her zerk fittings for that one.
Hmmm

Pelican, LA

#51 Feb 27, 2013
Naughtyrobot wrote:
<quoted text>Nope, she broke that the night before. I had to tweak her zerk fittings for that one.
Caution!! Do not recommend a "software or hardware" upgrade,,, they will ask, "what is wrong with the current version",, then the system will freeze up and it will take mega-bytes and mega-bucks to render it operational again...

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#52 Feb 27, 2013
well now thats just plain Nutty!

lol
Steadman

Huntington, NY

#53 Feb 27, 2013
Orca Winfrey wrote:
I gotta admit, there have been times when I have woken up in the middle of te night and felt so hungry but too lazy to walk down 4 fights of stairs to get to the nearest kitchen in my house. It's at those times that I look at Steadmans balls and they look like little Ferrer Roche chocolates, man do I want to bite at them!!!!
Why do you always go for the balls and not the sausage?
Is it a salt vs. sweet thing?

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