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“Tell a lie once and all your..”

Since: Dec 13

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#42 Dec 11, 2013
dirtyjocksock wrote:
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speaking of brown fuzz, did you see that mate she had? it didn't even match. she's such a socktard.
Isn't she from the Anklet side of the family? Enough said!

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#43 Dec 11, 2013
Holey Sock wrote:
What are YOU guys complaining about? I keep getting nasty offers to darn my holes...:(
Horrors! How awful for you.

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#44 Dec 11, 2013
dirtyjocksock wrote:
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they keep threatening to wash me in that big machine. then they put me into the dryer. I go in as a pair and come out single. that's not fair.
It happens to us all eventually. When we're new some of us get washed by hand, then they quit going to the trouble. We all end up single sooner or later.

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#45 Dec 11, 2013
dirtyjocksock wrote:
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we should sock it to them.
It just pulls my elastic!

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#46 Dec 11, 2013
And some make (sock)monkeys out of us... :(

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#47 Dec 11, 2013
Thigh High Sock wrote:
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It just pulls my elastic!
speaking of elastic, did you see those stretch marks on Prissys face? I heard she was stretched out and put away wet.

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#48 Dec 11, 2013
Fuzzy Sock wrote:
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I noticed that, too. You know those coward socks are all Anklets, low and hidden. The Anklet side of the family was always a bit off.
That's why I say we should have two different Christmas parties and not tell them when we have the fun one with our favorite socks. nothing worse than a drunk limp sock trying to crawl all over your foot. like Uncle Wet Sock, he's a creep.

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#49 Dec 11, 2013
Fuzzy Sock wrote:
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Isn't she from the Anklet side of the family? Enough said!
Yes and what about our cousin itchysock? I just know he has fleas.

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#50 Dec 11, 2013
Holey Sock wrote:
And some make (sock)monkeys out of us...:(
GASP! Sewing those freaky little faces on us. It's just not right! We should be allowed to go out with some dignity.

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#51 Dec 11, 2013
dirtyjocksock wrote:
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That's why I say we should have two different Christmas parties and not tell them when we have the fun one with our favorite socks. nothing worse than a drunk limp sock trying to crawl all over your foot. like Uncle Wet Sock, he's a creep.
Isn't that the truth! I heard they finally made him register after having to remove him so often.

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#52 Dec 11, 2013
dirtyjocksock wrote:
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Yes and what about our cousin itchysock? I just know he has fleas.
Too cheap to buy flea powder. You know how those cheap socks are.

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#53 Dec 11, 2013
Fuzzy Sock wrote:
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Isn't that the truth! I heard they finally made him register after having to remove him so often.
and I also heard his mate aunt PollyEster has finally left him and took the baby socklets with her. She left him cousin itchysock.

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#54 Dec 11, 2013
Fuzzy Sock wrote:
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Too cheap to buy flea powder. You know how those cheap socks are.
Yes they are. I heard they don't even have sock insurance so Dr. Scholls won't even treat them.

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#55 Dec 11, 2013
dirtyjocksock wrote:
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and I also heard his mate aunt PollyEster has finally left him and took the baby socklets with her. She left him cousin itchysock.
Oh, gawd! Now he'll be even worse. You realize itchysock is his middle name don't you? Yep, named after his dad, so he's Wet Itchysock. Now he'll start acting like it too. Don't blame PollyEster one bit!

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#56 Dec 11, 2013
dirtyjocksock wrote:
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Yes they are. I heard they don't even have sock insurance so Dr. Scholls won't even treat them.
No one to blame but themselves!

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#57 Dec 11, 2013
How can Aunt Polly stand on her own two feet if she's a single sock stuck raising one kid? That's so terrible.
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#58 Dec 11, 2013
Lelouch0 wrote:
How can Aunt Polly stand on her own two feet if she's a single sock stuck raising one kid? That's so terrible.
She can get social sockurity now. She'll soon be ragged and frayed. Getting runs like those nylons. Every mate will just be another baby bootie call. No shoe strings at all. Just watch her show up with some heel who gives her athletes foot or worse, the Blisters!

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#59 Dec 12, 2013
SimplyLoveYou wrote:
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She can get social sockurity now. She'll soon be ragged and frayed. Getting runs like those nylons. Every mate will just be another baby bootie call. No shoe strings at all. Just watch her show up with some heel who gives her athletes foot or worse, the Blisters!
LOL
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#60 Dec 12, 2013
You boys mind if I pull up a seat?

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#61 Dec 12, 2013
Rats! My socks slipped down!

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