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“LG dryers are a socks enemy”

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#27 Dec 11, 2013
reminder wrote:
<quoted text>Or take screen shots of their posts. Then there's that. Do you know anyone like that?
Prissy sock, is that you?

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#28 Dec 11, 2013
dirtyjocksock wrote:
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my mate loves my smell.
Then that's all that counts.

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#29 Dec 11, 2013
Thigh High Sock wrote:
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Why didn't I think of that, lol
Maybe I'll make another sock
We can do that? Never occurred to me we could have more than one sock at a time.

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#30 Dec 11, 2013
dirtyjocksock wrote:
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Prissy sock, is that you?
Good gravy, not Prissy! Quick, look the other way and don't make eye contact. I swear, Prissy ruins ever Sock family gathering we have. Just has to be right about everything.

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#31 Dec 11, 2013
Fuzzy Sock wrote:
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Good gravy, not Prissy! Quick, look the other way and don't make eye contact. I swear, Prissy ruins ever Sock family gathering we have. Just has to be right about everything.
Remember that outfit she wore to the last Sock family gathering? Hideous it was. she didn't even shave the fuzz off her sock first.

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#32 Dec 11, 2013
Fuzzy Sock wrote:
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We can do that? Never occurred to me we could have more than one sock at a time.
Yes we can mix and match socks.

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#33 Dec 11, 2013
dirtyjocksock wrote:
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Remember that outfit she wore to the last Sock family gathering? Hideous it was. she didn't even shave the fuzz off her sock first.
It was awful. At least I'm supposed to be a Fuzzy Sock, and in fun colors if I do so say myself. Brown fuzz is just so unflattering.

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Since: Dec 13

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#34 Dec 11, 2013
dirtyjocksock wrote:
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Yes we can mix and match socks.
I had no idea, but as I look around there does appear to be a lot of that going on.

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#35 Dec 11, 2013
Fuzzy Sock wrote:
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I had no idea, but as I look around there does appear to be a lot of that going on.
I heard that some unsock like posters are ruining topix by posting like coward socks. that's so unsockmanship conduct.

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#36 Dec 11, 2013
Fuzzy Sock wrote:
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It was awful. At least I'm supposed to be a Fuzzy Sock, and in fun colors if I do so say myself. Brown fuzz is just so unflattering.
speaking of brown fuzz, did you see that mate she had? it didn't even match. she's such a socktard.

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#37 Dec 11, 2013
What are YOU guys complaining about? I keep getting nasty offers to darn my holes...:(

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#39 Dec 11, 2013
Holey Sock wrote:
What are YOU guys complaining about? I keep getting nasty offers to darn my holes...:(
they keep threatening to wash me in that big machine. then they put me into the dryer. I go in as a pair and come out single. that's not fair.

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#40 Dec 11, 2013
Thigh High Sock wrote:
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Totally unacsockable!
we should sock it to them.

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#41 Dec 11, 2013
dirtyjocksock wrote:
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I heard that some unsock like posters are ruining topix by posting like coward socks. that's so unsockmanship conduct.
I noticed that, too. You know those coward socks are all Anklets, low and hidden. The Anklet side of the family was always a bit off.

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Since: Dec 13

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#42 Dec 11, 2013
dirtyjocksock wrote:
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speaking of brown fuzz, did you see that mate she had? it didn't even match. she's such a socktard.
Isn't she from the Anklet side of the family? Enough said!

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#43 Dec 11, 2013
Holey Sock wrote:
What are YOU guys complaining about? I keep getting nasty offers to darn my holes...:(
Horrors! How awful for you.

“Tell a lie once and all your..”

Since: Dec 13

..truths become questionable.

#44 Dec 11, 2013
dirtyjocksock wrote:
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they keep threatening to wash me in that big machine. then they put me into the dryer. I go in as a pair and come out single. that's not fair.
It happens to us all eventually. When we're new some of us get washed by hand, then they quit going to the trouble. We all end up single sooner or later.

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#46 Dec 11, 2013
And some make (sock)monkeys out of us... :(

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#47 Dec 11, 2013
Thigh High Sock wrote:
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It just pulls my elastic!
speaking of elastic, did you see those stretch marks on Prissys face? I heard she was stretched out and put away wet.

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#48 Dec 11, 2013
Fuzzy Sock wrote:
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I noticed that, too. You know those coward socks are all Anklets, low and hidden. The Anklet side of the family was always a bit off.
That's why I say we should have two different Christmas parties and not tell them when we have the fun one with our favorite socks. nothing worse than a drunk limp sock trying to crawl all over your foot. like Uncle Wet Sock, he's a creep.

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