why do women brag about their looks?

Created by jarod on Sep 8, 2013

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because they date blind guys

low self worth

no one tells them how beautiful they are

because they're really men

the internet is the only place they can do it

in real life, they're ugly inside and out

they even make profiles to compliment themselves

they have no life

losers just like the men that have to brag

all of the above

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#41 Sep 11, 2013
PFfff wrote:
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LOL - tight huh? that's something u just cant fake. but who knows could be His fault too. lol lol
i agree that most men are kinda blind because when they're horny ALL women are beautiful. LOL
:)
Well, what I meant, was guys brag about their tool size, mostly only to find out...they have miniature tools. So why not brag about being tight for a chick. Even if a body can park a small car in there with some chicks.

Why brag about looks? Folk can see a body's visage. They have to second guess the rest.

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#42 Sep 11, 2013
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Well, what I meant, was guys brag about their tool size, mostly only to find out...they have miniature tools. So why not brag about being tight for a chick. Even if a body can park a small car in there with some chicks.
Why brag about looks? Folk can see a body's visage. They have to second guess the rest.
Women just can't walk by a mirror without looking :) They are beautiful and they know it :)

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#43 Sep 11, 2013
It is a sign of high self-esteem to compliment yourself. Whoever posted the poll hates the culture of femininity or just women. The pollster is probably gay for all we know.

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#44 Sep 11, 2013
DC tells it like it is wrote:
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Well, what I meant, was guys brag about their tool size, mostly only to find out...they have miniature tools. So why not brag about being tight for a chick. Even if a body can park a small car in there with some chicks.
Why brag about looks? Folk can see a body's visage. They have to second guess the rest.
That is like a movie clip on YouTube. The guy said he was 12" and got a fine-looking gal into bed. He admitted he lied, that he only had 9" and she said that was okay. She pulled off her hair, took out her breast forms, took out her booty pads, removed her prosthetic legs, pulled out her dentures, etc. He couldn't wait to run out of there.

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#45 Sep 11, 2013
Why?
Because it's their basic animal instinct.
Men are hunter gatherers and look for an ideal mate.

Women look for the BEST male to mate with.

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#46 Sep 11, 2013
Spotted Girl wrote:
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That is like a movie clip on YouTube. The guy said he was 12" and got a fine-looking gal into bed. He admitted he lied, that he only had 9" and she said that was okay. She pulled off her hair, took out her breast forms, took out her booty pads, removed her prosthetic legs, pulled out her dentures, etc. He couldn't wait to run out of there.
Thank you so much for this post. Was going to go on about how many things a female can remove before a guy gets to the real stuff. You did it for me. Good show!

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#47 Sep 11, 2013
Denny CranesPlace wrote:
<quoted text>Women just can't walk by a mirror without looking :) They are beautiful and they know it :)
To me, if one is beautiful and knows it...a mirror isn't needed.

Now, the narcissistic personality not only gazes the mirror, but fights with inner thoughts of self whilst doing so.

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#48 Sep 11, 2013
Why do women brag about their looks?
Because they surely can't brag about their brains!!!!

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(DILF runs out the door before he gets hit with flying debris....lol...JK!!)

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#49 Sep 11, 2013
I can brag about my brain, it has cute spots on it. :-)

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#50 Sep 11, 2013
ShadyBits wrote:
<quoted text>I imagine a pair of oprah's granny panties would fit me like one of those wrestling leotards....I'd be able to pull the sides and hoist them over my shoulders....
now THAT'S a LMAO post...=)))

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#51 Sep 11, 2013
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Well, what I meant, was guys brag about their tool size, mostly only to find out...they have miniature tools. So why not brag about being tight for a chick. Even if a body can park a small car in there with some chicks.
Why brag about looks? Folk can see a body's visage. They have to second guess the rest.
my best friends daughter works night shift at a convenience store...of course creepos are always "hitting on her"...the other night a guy comes in that has been practically stalking/harassing her...he flips out his phone to show her pic of his...well you know...she said it was all she could do not to fall out laughing...=)

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#52 Sep 11, 2013
Denny CranesPlace wrote:
<quoted text>Women just can't walk by a mirror without looking :) They are beautiful and they know it :)
I hardly ever glance in the mirror...usually in the car to make sure I'm presentable...I collect vintage mirrors & they are in every room in the house...maybe because I'm bit of a tom/boy or just not vain...idk...when I dress to impress I can be a knock-out...otherwise just me...=)

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#53 Sep 11, 2013
DC tells it like it is wrote:
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Well, what I meant, was guys brag about their tool size, mostly only to find out...they have miniature tools. So why not brag about being tight for a chick. Even if a body can park a small car in there with some chicks.
Why brag about looks? Folk can see a body's visage. They have to second guess the rest.
LOL
I knew what u meant.
lol
actually i don't personally know any women that goes around bragging about their looks.

well, except for my SIL, but nobody pays any attention to her. LOL

and Men? yeah they love to brag about "that" and again nobody pays attention. lol
;)

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#54 Sep 11, 2013
just_ola wrote:
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I hardly ever glance in the mirror...usually in the car to make sure I'm presentable...I collect vintage mirrors & they are in every room in the house...maybe because I'm bit of a tom/boy or just not vain...idk...when I dress to impress I can be a knock-out...otherwise just me...=)
Agreed. I look in the mirror once a day... first thing in the morning while/after I comb my hair to make sure I'm presentable. After that I don't care... I trust if I something goes awry, I get something in my teeth or a nose dangly someone would tell me... then again, maybe they wont. lol.
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#55 Sep 11, 2013
i used to brag about the tatoo I had on my butcheek.....but now its on the back of my knee.....

j/k btw.. step away from the judgement!!

:)

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#56 Sep 11, 2013
I feel pretty
Oh so pretty
I feel pretty and witty and bright
And I pity
Any boy who isn't with me tonight
I feel charming
Oh so charming
It's alarming how charming I feel
And so pretty
That I hardly can believe I'm real

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#57 Sep 12, 2013
just_ola wrote:
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my best friends daughter works night shift at a convenience store...of course creepos are always "hitting on her"...the other night a guy comes in that has been practically stalking/harassing her...he flips out his phone to show her pic of his...well you know...she said it was all she could do not to fall out laughing...=)
Some times when I shop for others and have no clue what I am looking for, they take a pic and send it to me.

Had your daughter been fast thinking...she could of pointed out the aisle with vienna sausage on it.

Other than that, that is some creepy crap indeed.

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#58 Sep 12, 2013
PFfff wrote:
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LOL
I knew what u meant.
lol
actually i don't personally know any women that goes around bragging about their looks.
well, except for my SIL, but nobody pays any attention to her. LOL
and Men? yeah they love to brag about "that" and again nobody pays attention. lol
;)
~laughs~ As I was saying about aisle four and vienna sausage. I keep on alert when the guy isn't bragging. Is something to think about. Some men should really come with warnings.(make that very extremely few men)

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#59 Sep 12, 2013
just_ola wrote:
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my best friends daughter works night shift at a convenience store...of course creepos are always "hitting on her"...the other night a guy comes in that has been practically stalking/harassing her...he flips out his phone to show her pic of his...well you know...she said it was all she could do not to fall out laughing...=)
Sorry about that...just caught the 'my best friend' part of your post. My bad. Just the same...right!?

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#60 Sep 12, 2013
DC tells it like it is wrote:
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Some times when I shop for others and have no clue what I am looking for, they take a pic and send it to me.
Had your daughter been fast thinking...she could of pointed out the aisle with vienna sausage on it.
Other than that, that is some creepy crap indeed.
Lol. Sorry we don't sell worms here. Tried Jeb's Bait & Tackle. lol.

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